Disclaimer:
DK: 8 thinking 8 Gotta make this fast... before Gen catches me!
8 footsteps, as if someone is coming down the basement stairs in Jay's house 8
DK: 8 whispering 8 Shit! 8 squeezes eyes shut 8 We don't own Trigun, GTO, Beef Jerky, Up on the Rooftop, Sharpie, or Rave Master.
NDG: Hiyas, Jay!
DK: Um... hi... uh... Gen!
NGD: What's wrong with you?
DK: Um... Nuthin'!
nftp: Okays! So let's recap a little. Zazie is the new director, but only because he threatened to kill the old one. Midvalley has currently joined us. He isn't appearing in this episode, but he will be back, and he will probably be there for a few more episodes... it's all up to you reviewers!
IMPORTANT:
DK: Yes, Nuriko Kamajimi, Legato was singing the part about shoeless laces.
We see a circullar shaped room with large windows. On the left side of the windows is a door marked: GUEST. Also, there is a makeshift door (made from a piece of fabric and a hole in thye wall) marked D. On the left side of the windows there are two doors, and a makeshift one. The doors are marked: KO-Host, and CO-HOST. It looks as if those things were written on in sharpie. The makeshift door reads: MIDVALLEY & SYLVIA. It looks as if it were also written on in sharpie. Two people (sorry, no Middie TT) walk out of their respective doors and sit down.
Welcome back!
Wow, Legato, you seem unusually happy today.
That's because we've got a special, EVIL guest! 8 looks as if he's on a caffeine high 8
Yes, everybody! Today our guest is coming over special from Garage Island-
No, I think that it's Expirement-
You're wrong again! It's Hip Hop Town! 8 eyes sparkle 8
Gee, Legato, never really pinned you as a fan.
Yeah, me either.
Whatever! Well anyways... Please give a warm welcome to SHUDA!
Shoot up?
No, Shuda.
Shoot a?
NO, SHUDA!
Sheez, sorry.
Well, you should be!
> 8 Zazie comes on 8 We're very sorry but Shuda could not make it today. He had to reschedule because he is out getting his stomach pumped. >
WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
> Well, you know those things in beef jerky? The ones that say in big letters: CAUTION: O NOT EAT- SILCA GEL – VERY POISONUS? >
Um... y- yeah. 8 on the verge of tears 8
> Well he wasn't paying attention, and he accidentally ate it, thinking that was beef jerky. >
WHAT?!?!?!? Are you being serious!?!?!?!? NOBODY eats those!
> Yeah, 8 totally unaffected 8 well anyways, his fill in is going to be... well, I'll give you some hints and you all have to guess! How fun for you! >
> Okay! First clue! He's a teacher! >
> Second cule! Holy Forest Academy! >
That's a clue?
> Yeah! Third clue! He has bleached hair! >
KNIVES!
> Um... So sorry, Wolfwood, but... no. > 0.O '
We give up, tell us already!
> Fine! 8 pouts 8 His name is Eikichi Onizuka! >
Onizuka walks out, trips falls, and screams "I'm okay!".
That's a teacher? That totally worthless-looking spider.
Looks like he actually makes school fun.
Onizuka comes over and sits in a chair in the middle of them.
Yo!
Hi!
Hello. So, spider, what are you going to sing?
Spider?
8 sigh 8 Spider, human scum, worthless being... Whatever you wish to call your race.
o.0"
So...
Onizuka.
What are you going to sing.
My Trigun version of 'Up On the Rooftop.'
Onizuka begins to sing:
Up on the rooftop,
tomases fall.
Blood trickles down like a waterfalll.
Santa slips and falls in the snow,
and you won't be hearing any more 'ho, ho, hos'!
Santa's gone,
who will know?
Santa's gone,
who SHOULD know?
Until morning when the chilidren find,
nothing in their stockings but a big cole mine!
Th-this man's a teacher!?!?
> Ugh... what horrible lirics! >
Cut the crappy voiceovers!
> Never! Mwu wa hahahaha! >
H-he should join us!
Huh?
COME! JOIN US! BECOME THE THIRTEENTH GUNG-HO GUN!
WTF!?!?!?!? OO
I'M THE THIRTEENTH GUNG-HO GUN!!!!!YOU ASSHOLE! DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO REPLACE ME!!!
Bwa hahahahaha! 8 runs into a wall and knock's himself out 8
Well... um folks... That's all for tonight! Goodnight!
Is that dude okay?
Don't worry about that psycho. He'll unfournately be fine. He's always like that.
OO"
nftp: Well... what d'you think?
Nick's Derringer Girl & Danger-kun
OWARI