Chapter two: Phones and needles
Sota: Hello. I'm very sorry about that! Well can you make the potion or not?
Kagome: Sure but I have to go to the feudal era to get the herbs and demon pieces unless Sango has some! Go ask Sango! If she has demon pieces.
Sota: Uhh...Okay but you have to talk to Terra again.
Kagome: Okay now go ask Sango.
Terra: Hi kagome!! Why do you need demon pieces?
Kagome: To bring blaze back!
Terra: I can get you some pieces! My dad slays 'em alot.
Kagome: I have a question! How old are you?
Terra: Fifteen! How old are you?
Kagome: Twenty-two.
Terra: Your old! Just kidding my Brother is well was that age. My mom is.. well was human and my dad is a Great Dog demon!
Kagome: Who is your brother?
Terra: No real idea I was told that Dad had been brought back to life a long time ago.
He met my mom and she died when I was born. And dad told me of two sons. One was full dog demon and the other I can't remember. I think he was full blooded I can't remember the rest. But the twenty-two year old son was said to have died somehow.
Kagome: How sad. Well is Sota back yet?
Sota: GIVE ME THE PHONE TERRA!!!
Terra: Nope short stuff you gotta reach it!
puts phone on top of her head and the phone falls
CRACK
Kagome: hello?hello?Oh well sango is gonna be ticked.
hangs up phone
Phone: Ring ring ring ring.
Ginta: I'm gonna kill that phone! It ruined everything.
Ginta:Hello! Yes. yes. yes.Alright already!We'll be there in an hour .
Kagome:Who was that and where are we going?
Ginta: To the hospital..
Kagome: Well we'll have to pick up Hikaru on the way!
Ginta: Elementary school lets out already?
Kagome: I thought you knew that .
Ginta: Nope but I do now.. Kagome I have a question.
Kagome: what?
Ginta's thoughts: Please don't kill me..PLEASE DON"T KILL ME!!!!
Ginta: When are you gonna let hikaru see his dad?
Thoughts: PLEASE DON"T KILL ME!!!!!!!
Kagome: I've been thinking about that.. I mean Inuyasha lives near the school and he works at the shrine with grandpa.Who acts like he is sota's age.. And hikaru has been having questions about his demon heritage and you've told him all you know about his heritage. So I think I'll let Inuyasha have him twice a week maybe .
Ginta: Are you sure? How about three days a week??
Kagome: How about you shut up while your ahead or still have a head? Ginta: Ok ok!!
Narrator: Meanwhile at Sango's training center.
Sango: YOU TWO IDIOTS BROKE MY PHONE!!!!
NOW HOW IS INUYASHA SUPPOSED TO CALL AND TELL ME IF MIROKU CAME THROUGH THE WELL IF THE PHONE IS BROKEN!!!
Terra: But you have another phone.
Sango: THATS NOT THE POINT!!!!!
Narrator: Meanwhile at the hospital.
Inuyasha: I better leave before kagome gets here and bites my head off.
Koga: Good point dog breath you better leave now.
Inuyasha: Let me get a gurney for you cause you'll be needing it if you don't shut your trap!!!
Nurse: Take it outside you two before I give you both lobotomys!!
Koga: Huh? Whats that?
Inuyasha: It's when they take out a part of your brain. Hey nurse you wouldn't find a brain in his head!! All you would find is alot of cobwebs.
walks out of room towards the elevator
InuYasha mumbles: Kagome why do you hate me so much It's been seven years and yet it feels like yesterday,You hate me so much you won't even let me see our son. Why kagome wh-.
Kagome: Inuyasha why did you say my name just now??
Ginta: Hey Inuyasha good news kagome has decided to let you have hikaru two times a week and on every other weekend!!
Inuyasha: Awesome!!thanks kagome!! Speaking of hikaru where is he I thought elementary school let out by now.
(It's alright to tell me what you think about me
I won't try to argue or hold it against you I know that your leaving
You must have your reasons the season is calling your pictures are falling down
The steps that I retrace the sad look on your face
The timing and structure did you hear he fcked her
A day late a buck short I'm writing the report
On losing and failing when I move I'm flailing now
And it's happened once again I'll turn to a friend someone who understands
Sees through the master plan But everybody's gone and I've been here for too long
To face this on my own well I guess this is growing up
Well I guess this is growing up.. and maybe I'll see you at a movie sneak preview..
You'll show up and walk by on the arm of that guy..
And I'll smile and you'll wave we'll pretend it's okay..
The charade it won't last when he's gone I won't come back..
And it'll happen once again you'll turn to a friend..
Someone who understands sees through the master plan..
But everybody's gone and you've been here for too long..
To face this on your own well I guess this is growing up..
Well I guess this is growing up well I guess this is growing up..
Well I guess this is growing up well I guess this is growing up..)
Little boy runs up to Inuyasha and tries to grab him from behind but Inuyasha turns around and picks him up
Inuyasha: I knew you had to somewhere nearby hikaru!
Hikaru: Hi daddy!! Guess what I learned in school!!
Inuyasha: Umm How to write in cursive like mommy?
Hikaru: No how to spell your name!! Wanna hear it??
Inuyasha: Sure kiddo. How do you spell my name?
Hikaru: I-N-U-Y-A-S-H-A. Inuyasha!!
Inuyasha: Wow you sure can spell kiddo.
Hikaru: tank you.
Kagome: Hikaru it's pronounced thank you.
Hikaru: Thank you.
Inuyasha: Kagome he's a kid let him say it the way he wants for now..So when do I get to
keep him?
Kagome: thursday night, friday night, saturday night and sunday till the afternoon .
Inuyasha: Starting today right?
Kagome: It's thursday isn't it?
Inuyasha: Yes. puts hikaru down and runs up to kagome
Kagome: What are you doin-?! Hugs kagome
Inuyasha: Thank you kagome!!
Kagome: Alright your welcome!!your welcome!! Just let go of me before I say certain words!
Ginta: Relax kagome he is just showing his appreciation!! No need to say sit boy!!
Kagome: I'm not gonna say Sit bo-!
Narrator: And as usual Inuyasha meets the ground next to kagome's feet. Only to be rushed to a nearby gurney by two nurses who were standing near three big needles full of medicine which happened to fall on Inuyasha. Luckly only one was injected into Inuyasha. And in the words of Miroku Thank the Buddha.. It was sleeping medicine.
Kagome: Inuyasha I'm so sorry!!! I know you don't like needles!!!
Ginta: how many fingers Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: um uh three?
Ginta frowns
Ginta: Close but no dead demon. I'm holding up four. Maybe you better stay with us tonight and take hikaru to school in the morning and pick him up after school...Because I don't think it would be the best thing in the world to let you drive right now, Too bad Miroku isn't here he would have known what to do with you.
Inuyasha: He's probably dead by now..Damn naraku.
Kagome: Miroku is not dead. I have to go through the well today so I'll probably see him in the village with Kaede and Shippo.
Inuyasha: He was eighteen last time I saw him.
Kagome: And you were how old??
Inuyasha: Alright Alright. I forgot how old I am. I can only remember my birthday. Ginta returns
Ginta: I notified Sesshomaru that you would not be returning to the shrine and that he will have to take watch unless koga shows up over there.
Inuyasha: And what did he say?
Ginta: He has a date with a human girl. Actually he said he is going to be gone tonight cause he is taking his new girlfriend on a date.
But I was assuming he has a human girlfriend.
Kagome: I'll go tell koga.
Inuyasha: Tell him don't take his eyes off the well until I get there because I've been slaying alot of demons with my bare hands lately and it's been no walk in the park.
Kagome: Why bare handed? What happened to tetsaiga?
