A/N: Did you know that the capital of Australia is Canberra? Well, now ya do! Most people think it is Sydney but that is WRONG!!! Well, yeah . . .
P.S. Like I said in the last chapter, this is not supposed to be a comedy (like I usually write)! This chapter should be humorous, but some people have a different since of humor. So just so you know, this is NOT a comedy! Does it say comedy in the genre? NO! sigh
P.P.S. Please excuse me while I go eat some cabbage with syrup! YUMMM!
"Come in," Ron said hesitantly. He already knew who it was going to be.
As Ron had suspected, Ginny came in. Instead of her smirk, she just wore a grin. Harry started to grin also. They both looked at him. Actually, stared would be the proper degree.
"I know," Ginny said. Ron gave her a wry look.
"I know you know," Ron told her dryly. "And you know that I knew you knew, so why are we even having this conversation?"
"Hermione told me," she said, ignoring his question. "She was in quite a daze." Ron's stomach went into his chest. In a good way or not? "So, why did you do it?"
"Because," he answer uneasily. Suddenly, there were two pops and Fred and George stood in the middle of the room.
"Ok, what's going on?" Fred asked him immediately, an eyebrow raised.
"Yeah, why weren't we invited to your little party?" George asked looking from Ginny to Ron.
"Ron kissed Hermione," Harry said casually. Ron threw a glare at him, along with a pillow. "What?" Harry said holding up his arms to shield himself from the pillow. "We were going to get there anyway. I just got it over with for you!"
Fred and George started to laugh. "I KNEW IT!" Fred yelled. "I knew you liked her!"
"That's why we left last night. Cause you were getting all authority- like and we noticed that you were trying to impress Hermione!" George said informatively.
"So how was it," Fred said expectantly. Ron knew he was beet red. They all seemed to be paying very close attention now.
"Well, it was . . ." he paused a moment. Why was he telling them this? "I'd rather not have this conversation," he said uncomfortably. They all sighed and Fred and George made booing noises.
"Oh come on!" George said, throwing his hand in the air. "Is that all we're going to get?" Another knock came at the door.
"Come one in, join the party," Ron said a little annoyed. Charlie came striding into the room.
"What I miss?" he asked looking around at all the disappointed faces. Ginny answered him willingly.
"Ron kissed Hermione," she said simply, just as Harry had. Ron threw up his hands.
"Must everybody know?" he yelled out.
"Know what?" Bill's head said popping into the doorway.
"I KISSED HERMIONE!" he yelled at his eldest brother.
"Whoa," Bill said, his eyebrow's shooting up.
"That's what I said when it happened," Harry exclaimed.
"Wait," Fred said turning to Harry. "You saw it?" Harry nodded. "With your own eyes?" He nodded again. Fred turned back to the crowd. "Then why are we asking you, when we can just ask Harry?" Ron's eyes shot wide open in a second.
"Oh no! Don't you dare ask Harry," he told them standing up. Bill took him by the shoulder and sat him back down on the bed.
"Now Ron, I know you're angry so I'll explain this the easiest I can," he said calmly. "There comes a time in every man's life—" He was cut off by Ginny.
"Oh good gracias, Bill! I don't want to hear this!" she said covering her ears. As Bill went on, Ron could not hear a word he said – not that he really wanted to in the first place – because Ginny was going, "LALALALALALALALALALALALALAALALALALA!!! NOT LISTENING! LALALALALALALA! STILL NOT LISTENING! HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS, HOGGY WARTY HOGWARTS, TEACH US SOMETHING PLEASE! WHETHER WE BE OLD AND BALD OR YOUNG WITH SCABBY KNEES! LALALALALALALALALA! " Fred and George were on the ground doubled up with laughter and Charlie and Harry were just plain laughing. Ron laid his head in his hands propped up against his knees.
Suddenly, the door burst open. "What is going on here!" their mum yelled, hands on hips.
Every face in the room – well, except Mrs. Weasley's and Ron's – went smooth. Ginny uncovered her ears, and Fred and George rose from the floor. "Nothing," they all said in unison. Well, that was not obvious.
Molly raised an eyebrow. "Well, fine," she began in a quiet voice. "Keep your secrets." Her face turned harsh once more. "But if I hear another raised voice in this room again, I'm sending you two home," she pointed to Fred and George, "You three are going to bed," she pointed to Harry, Ginny, and himself, "And you two are coming down stairs and have a long discussion with your father about Hair Plugs!" She was referring to Bill and George.
Bill gasped. Ginny put a hand over her mouth in surprise. Harry's eyebrows rose. "You wouldn't," Charlie said in disbelief.
"Oh, I most certainly would," she said sternly. "Now, I'm going downstairs. Remember, one more noise . . ." She did not have to finish. She left the room closing the door behind her. They all listened as her footsteps went down the stairs. Ron let out the breath he had been holding.
"Thanks," he said appreciatively. They had not told. If his mum knew, that would have made it even worse. His brothers, Ginny, and Harry all smiled at him.
"So Ron," Charlie asked. He had a more mischievous grin on his face. "Did she like it?" Everyone's eyes turned back on him.
"I . . . don't know," he said solemnly. Ginny smiled even more so than usual.
"Well, I do," she said comfortingly. Was that a good thing? Every eye was on her now. "And she is completely infatuated with you."
A smile burst on every face, even his own. Fred even made an odd laugh sounding a bit like "Oh-ho-ho". Bill put a hand on Ron's head and messed up his hair.
"Well done little bro," George said standing at attention. "I salute you."
"Umm, well if you don't mind," he began. "I would like to get some sleep now." Everyone agreed and left. He and Harry tucked themselves into their beds. Lying down, Ron discovered that he was inexplicably happy. Happier than he had ever been before in his life.
Ginny, after going downstairs to ask, pulled out a quill and some parchment and wrote a letter.
Dear Hermione,
I've asked my mum and dad, and they said that, if you would like you may come stay with us for a bit. Perhaps at the end of summer so you could come with us to King's Cross. Well, whatever your answer is, send it back with Pig. Have a good summer!
Sincerely,
Ginny
Feeling quite mischievous, Ginny congratulated herself. Should I tell Ron? She thought to herself. Smiling to herself, she said "No."
A/N: I really like the Hogwarts Anthem so I had to use it. Isn't it so GREAT! (The anthem, not the story – heaven forbid!) I am listening to a really great song right now. It is called "On My Way Home" by Enya! I love this CD! It's very soothing! Well, Later Days! On to chapter seven . . .
P.S. So . . . was it funny? I just thought the idea was, maybe not the dialogue . . .
P.P.S. So there was this jeep full of blonds, and they were going to Disneyland. They came up to a sign that said DISNEYLAND; LEFT, so they turned arounf and went home . . . (HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I LOVE THAT JOKE!) (okay . . . )
