Chapter 5
What shippo? It's four in the morning and how do you know my number?
Narrator: Ahem.. Since shippo came back with kagome..Shippo learned how to use the telephone successfully so things haven't been quiet.. Of course Inuyasha has his stereo on 24/7 so it doesn't make a your ears!! Inuyasha is singing Minority by green day.. Oh god we're all gonna die!! Oh someone shoot me!! The agony of hearing his voice..
I want to be the minority I don't need your authority
Down with the moral majority 'Cause I want to be the minority
I pledge allegiance to the underworld One nation under dog
There of which I stand alone A face in the crowd
Unsung, against the mold Without a doubt
Singled out The only way I know
I want to be the minority I don't need your authority
Down with the moral majority 'Cause I want to be the minority
Stepped out of the line Like a sheep runs from the herd
Marching out of time To my own beat now
The only way I know One light, one mind Flashing in the dark
Blinded by the silence of a thousand broken hearts
"For crying out loud" she screamed unto me
A free for all Fuck 'em all You are your own sight
I want to be the minority I don't need your authority
Down with the moral majority 'Cause I want to be the minority
As he hits the last note and sounds like a screeching bat the phone rings and It's sango wondering why he hasn't called in the past few days since he got home.. The answering machine catchs her call..
Inuyasha's Voice: I'm sorry I'm either out killing something or just to busy to answer your call try again in twenty minutes and maybe I'll answer so leave the freakin message after the beep..
BEEP
Sango: Inuyasha get off your lazy ass and answer the phone!! I know your there and I know you've got hikaru..
What are you doing this time trying to join a band or just trying to hit a high note without hurting everyone's ears? Well Jackass call me.. CLICK
Hikaru: Daddy A crazy lady just left you a message and she sounded pretty pissed..
Inuyasha: Oh then it must be Sango..AND HEY!! WAIT A MINUTE!! Where did you learn that word hikaru?
Hikaru: Uncle Koga!
He yelled it along with others when Aunt tia tried to kill him for wanting to eat her dead lizard..
Inuyasha: Kagome isn't going to be very happy..I can tell... shrugs
Oh well when I'm dead I'm dead and no one will care..Hahahahahahaha...
I think I watched to much trigun last night or maybe not enough of it...
Phone: Ring! ring! ring! ring! ring! ring!
Answering machine: I'm sorry I'm either out killing something or just to busy to answer your call try again in twenty minutes and maybe I'll answer so leave the freakin message after the beep..
BEEP
Sango: PICK UP THE GOD DAMN PHONE NOW INUYASHA!!!! OR I"LL RUN YOU OVER WITH MY BIKE, CAR AND YOUR OWN MOTORCYCLE!!! Next time I see you that is.. C'mon Inuyasha!
You gotta tell me sooner or later about what you found!! ANSWER THE PHONE YOU SON OF !!!!!!
Click
Inuyasha: Hello? Sango?
Sango: Rrrrr Tell me now!!!!
Inuyasha: TELL YOU WHAT??
Sango: I heard you found something human in the well.. No one will tell me what or if it's alive and okay.. Please tell me Inuyasha..was..it...Was it him..?
Inuyasha: It would be better if I told you when hikaru is home.. Kagome is going to meet me at the center to pick him up so I'll tell everyone there.. We're getting ready to leave now we'll see you there sango oh yeah..
I was told by Kagome that kaede is dieing and that Miroku set off to find an herb to cure her of her poison but he left something for you.. I'm bringing it with us.
Sango:....o-okay....bye...
At the center sango is preparing herself for the worst..
Kagome: It's sad really...I thought Naraku would have tried to get rid of us all by now..
I mean we did bring alot of people from the past and he trapped Miroku there because he knew...
gasps and shuts up for a moment
Sango: Kagome have I ever told you that I'll use ginta's head as a basketball if you don't shut up..
Kagome: Oh Sango I'm sorry I didn't mean to make it sound like that...
pictures sango playing basketball and flinchs
Sango: Not something we want to happen to the best mechanic in tokyo do we?
Kagome:Not something I want to see happen to my soon to be husband..
Sango: Geez your getting married again?
I thought after the waffle iron incident with the last one you wouldn't think of marriage or divorce for a long time..
Kagome: SHUT UP!!! What was Totosai doing in this era anyway?
Sango: He came for the wedding of course..
I mean you don't let your best friend's son get married and not watch...
But I don't know how totosai got the waffle iron..
Kagome: Poor shippo.. His blob of somehow melted doughnuts became a dangerous to weddings..
( Narrator: The wedding almost didn't happen because Totosai got his hands on a waffle iron and shippo's food..
holds up waffle iron that looks like a car battery
This waffle iron is possessed by a piece of kikyo...
Label on it reads: Handle with caution theres a evil bitch in here who'll rip your head off..
Slips out of the hands of the narrator
AAHH EVERYONE IS GONNA KILL ME!!! It wasn't me.. I swear I didn't do it...)
Inuyasha and Hikaru arrive at the center
Inuyasha: Now please don't say any of those words you told me in front of mommy, ginta, sango, terra, sota, great grandpa and alot of other people..
Only say it when I'm with you and no one else is or mommy will skin me alive...Hikaru: Okie dokie.
grabs Inuyasha's wrist and gives him an Indian wrist burn What about this?
Inuyasha: Iyiyiyiyiy..ppaaiiinn...I thought your mother was the only one who could do that correctly!!And no... please don't ever do that again.....
Sango walks out to the car
Sango:What did you bring me? A dead monk? Naraku? Kagura?Stuffed Naraku and Kagura dolls?
Inuyasha: No better than the last two... One of Kagome's old notebooks! Miroku wrote in it and...ahem....theres a lot of things you should read in private and not outloud...
Sango's eyes light up Sango: YOU BROUGHT ME.. Looks at hikaru H-E-N-T-A-I MIROKU SENT AND PROBABLY DREAMED!?!?!?!
Inuyasha: clears his throat Don't say that so loud... And never read it outloud....or near a window.
Though It's not really what you think it is.. Sure it holds what he thinks and what hes dreamt but the only h-e-n-t-a-i are his dreams about...ahem..you...
He Has a look on his face that makes you know he would have rather said that when hikaru wasn't around
Sango: meep..me??? her face turns balloon red....I must read this.....
I must padlock my dresser drawer too...
Inuyasha has a weird look on his face
Inuyasha: Sango..I never knew you had a mind like him....
Sango: WHAT?! I um...ummmm....I CAN DREAM CAN'T I???
Inuyasha: I DIDN"T NEED TO HEAR THAT!!!!!!
Narrator: Inuyasha is right..None of us did....Of course I knew that..but still...
Kagome: Whats going on out here I heard Sango yelling all the way inside and why are you disscussing h-e-n-t-a-i in front of hikaru?
(Authoress: Attention I'm not gonna do more than maybe 8 chapters I'm not really sure yet but I might do 12 if I can keep ideas in my head.You can send me messages tellin me what you think I should add at I don't know how I'm gonna make it to eight or twelve chapters but I'll try. Please Read and Review! Bwahahaha..btw I'm writing a trigun fic and vampire fic and another Inuyasha fic) P.s.: EVIL WAFFLE IRONS!!! AND KITCHEN APPLIANCES!!!
Next Chapter: Shattered dreams and forbidden love..