Disclaimer: I don't own Stargate, I did lets just say if I did Daniel would be out of his shirt more, a lot more. ; )

Only my second fic so don't be too mean, but if it's really bad send me flames so I'll stop.

SLIGHT SPOILERS FOR SEASONS 7 & 8

Setting: alternate reality but not too different: Sam's not engaged to what's his face, and Sam ain't in the air force, Jack is General, oh and Major Kalwalsky (he leads SG-1 as a Colonel now) is still alive, so is Dr. Frasier(not sure if she'll be in it though just a ) , after Lockdown

'hi'thinking "hi"talking

Jack's POV

Sam was sitting in her office, when I walked by.

"Au revoir, François," Sam said into the phone

"You like French," I asked pausing for a moment

"Yea, I love the language"

'okay....steps to get Carter, 1) get smarter 2) get Daniel to teach me French' I was so busy thinking about this I ran into a door.

'note to self get the doors fixed so they open into the rooms,' I thought while one of the new recruits was sucking up to me 'shit I'm gonna have a bump on my head, I hope I remembered to tape 'Simpsons'. I decide to find Daniel, where the hell is he....not in his office.....the infirmary....'

"Daniel, what did you do this time," I ask him

"What...oh I didn't do anything, I...uh...came to see one of the nurses," Daniel said blushing. Personally I'd be blushing every time I came in here if I came in as much as he did.

"Daniel, the tests can't find anything wrong," said one of the younger nurses, before she saw me, "G..G..General, s..sir what are you dong h..here D..D..Daniel isn't that bad, it was just a headache"

"I know, it never is, I need to talk to him."

"So long as you don't shot me," Daniel mumbled to his self

"Daniel, let's go"

"Jack, you ruined it, she likes you"

"She's also young enough to be my daughter. I need you to teach me French."

"French, Jack you know that'll take awhile, a couple of months at least. Why do you want to learn French."

"Can't tell you"

"I guess, I don't French."

"It's for someone"

"Now was that so hard."

"Yes"

"Get over it, when do you want to start"

"Tomorrow"

"okay"

'I'm gonna shoot him again, I am gonna shoot him again'