Chapter 15: Movies, hanyous and idiots..
Authoress: This is a warning to anyone who hasn't seen "The Village" it contains some scenes but not the correct dialogue luckily... Also some of this really happened to me and only two names from the movie will be in here
Narrator: While all this was happening... Sango, Sesshomaru and Kohaku were in the middle of an argument..
Sango: You cannot kill my little brother or I'll kill you, shred the fluffy and have kagome seal your soul in a doll.
Kohaku: I didn't mean it Sessh!!! Honestly I never really thought you would mind a few harmless jokes.
Sesshomaru growled and lunged at Kohaku, Kohaku jumped up in the air and jumped off Sesshomaru's head
Sesshomaru: YOU LITTLE EVIL HUMAN!!! HOW DARE YOU!
Sango: Sesshomaru calm down, he's only a teenager he has the right to make mistakes and learn from them.
Kohaku: I"M SORRY!!!!!!! There now will you ppplllleeeeaaaaaassseeeee stop trying to kill me!?!
Sesshomaru grumbled and walked off without saying whether or not he would.. After he got a good distance away Sesshomaru called to Kohaku...
Sesshomaru: Rin maybe seventeen and so might you but for this you are no longer allowed to date Rin!! Haha!
If I catch you, you're dead..
Kohaku:....damn I hate it when he does stuff like this....
Sango: You really oughta learn to keep your mouth shut... You know that right?
Kohaku: Yeah.. I do now..
Miroku: I didn't know you're dating Rin.
Kohaku: Yeah.. well I was...... Damn Sessh!
Miroku: Eh just do what I did.. I dated my first girlfriend in secret so her parents couldn't kill me...Hahaha you see I tend to meet important people like that...
Kohaku: You mean like that princess who kissed you and ran because she didn't want children?
Miroku: O.o;; don't remind me of that....
Kohaku: Oh well.. I'm off to go get Hikaru, Shippo and Sota.
Miroku: Uh why?
Kohaku: We're all going to see this movie called The Village that they slapped subtitles on and put on for a few days.
Miroku: Huummm could I come?
Kohaku: I guess so, InuYasha might come too by the way and you might wanna get some money from Sango in case we don't have enough.
Miroku: Okay.. I'll meet you in the garage in ten minutes.
Ten minutes later
Miroku: Got 20 in cash now can we go?
Kohaku: Okay, I'm riding Sango's bike over there since I still can't drive yet so you can borrow my bike.
Another ten minutes later
Kohaku: Inuyasha thanks for agreeing to drive for us.
Sota, Shippo and Hikaru: Yeah thanks!! Can't wait to see the village..
Thirty minutes later
InuYasha: Alright who wanted the large popcorn, small nachos and a super-size sprite? And whoever did really cost a lot.
Hikaru smiles sheepishly and takes the food
InuYasha: Eh tis okay, heehee.. Ya should've seen the time your mother tried to keep the house full of ramen...
Person in the back: HEY DEMON OR NOT!! SHUT UP THE MOVIE"S STARTIN!!
InuYasha sits down next to the others and chews on some popcorn as the movie goes on
At the watch tower Lucius climbed down and left his friend for the night suddenly there was a knocking and after the discussion they had, had so serious and so wondering..
Man: Lucius is that you?
He opened up the trap door and looked down just in time to see a red cloak... Panicked he dropped the door back, re-bolted and sat in the corner for a moment.. Then he stood up and rang the warning bell(s).. Lucius heard them as well as the others.. He quickly darted around making sure everyone was safe and hidden.. As Ivy hurried and got the others to the cellar, they waited for her to get in but she stood there at the open door waiting for Lucius.. She was blind but she saw his color and took her outstretched hand just before the creature got to her and brought her down into the cellar with the others...
Narrator: Hikaru shivered and watched silently as Miroku snickered and InuYasha fought back laughs and tears.. Kohaku got up several times to walk around and made Shippo promise to get him if anymore exciting things happened.. Luckily he came back before anything happened but soon a boring part to them came and they were all out of drink and snacks.. InuYasha and Kohaku got up to go get more..
Name-tag: Severin: What can I get you?
InuYasha: Two large sprites, three large popcorns and one small coca-cola.
Kohaku took out the last of the cash he and Miroku had and counted it, handed it to InuYasha
Severin: That'll be fifteen dollars and 75 cents.
InuYasha took out his wallet and brought out four crumpled dollars then counted it with Kohaku's, put it on the counter and started checking his pockets.
Kohaku: OO;; Umm I don't think we have enough...
The kind teenager behind the counter known as Severin then took out his wallet put four dollars on the counter on top of the money InuYasha had put down, then smiled
Severin: There ya go, I like to help out when it's needed.
InuYasha sweatdropped and Kohaku just stared
InuYasha's thoughts: Is this guy for real!?!?
InuYasha and Kohaku: Thank you very much for helping us out sir. Thank you thank you thank you..
Narrator: They grinned at each other and then went back into the movie room, Sota filled them in on what they missed and they watched the movie without troubles...
Afterwards...
Hikaru: It was cool.. Don't ya think?
Sota and Shippo: Eh... Yeah but it sucked that they revealed that stuff in the end..
InuYasha: Whos up to going to the Anime and Manga shop?? The owner, Yuriko is my pal.
The others: Awesome!!
InuYasha grinned as they went to Yuriko's Shop.
The door opened and a bell jangled as a man in a Vash the Stampede costume walked in followed by a Wolfwood, Meryl Strife, Knives, Legato and Loose Ruth.. Yuriko looked up from a Manga display she was setting up
Yuriko: Good day gentlemen and hilarious idiot.
They looked at one another and Vash spoke
Vash/Inu: Haha hi lady I was wondering where you keep the donuts.
Wolfwood/Mirk: Iyiyi.. Again with the donuts and the idiot, the talking... Can't a traveling priest get a break??
Knives/Sota: Do keep quiet idiot brother and no one gets hurt.
Legato/Kohaku: I feel out of place and out of threats...
Loose Ruth/Hikaru: Shut up or I'll blow you all up...
Meryl/Shippo: Why do I have to be the cranky girl?
Yuriko stared at them oddly for a moment and then fell over laughing as they pulled off their masks and Shippo untransformed
InuYasha: Uhhh are you alright?
Yuriko stood up, brushed herself off and acted like nothing happened
Yuriko: Yep.. Nice performance. You must be the monk I've heard so much about.. Heeheehee don't pull any crap, that cross works and I know how to use it.
Miroku shook hands with her and kept his distance as they hung out there for a few hours
Miroku: ;; Heh heh heh.....
Yuriko showed them all sorts of stuff including.. Rurouni kenshin, Full-Metal Alchemist, Naruto, Wolf's Rain and Cowboy bebop before InuYasha announced it was getting late and that Kohaku and Miroku and the others could stay with him and Hikaru for the night.. They gathered up their stuff and piled into the car
InuYasha: Okay the rules for tonight are..
1 Miroku and I get the tv channel pick
2 you can't tell Kagome, Sango or anyone else what we do
3 If your smart you won't make fun of sessh loudly.
And finally.. We all go to bed at least 3 in the morning. Any problem with this?
The others: Nope, not a prob with any.
Authoress: The guy who payed for the food here is actually based on a real person who did that for me..
Next chapter: Truth or Dare...