Chapter 16: Truth or Dare...
InuYasha: Alright there are three choices for tonight's games.. Bored games, movies and just plain idiot nonsense fun... Sssooo which is it?
Shippo and Hikaru: Idiot nonsense!!
Sota, Miroku and Kohaku: Truth or Dare!!
InuYasha: I call truth or dare so it's four against two
Miroku: Alright since InuYasha made it final he gets to pick one of us to ask truth or dare.
InuYasha: Okay... Miroku.. Truth or Dare.
Miroku: Humm you can blackmail me with either.. damn... Dare!
InuYasha: Okay then... Go to the washing machine, throw all your clothes that your wearing in there.. then jog to the anime shop wearing the Wolfwood mask and run past the anime shop screaming that Loose-Ruth killed everyone and you have gone insane.
Miroku: O.o Did I say dare? I meant truth.
InuYasha: Alright but you know you only get to do that once... What is the most embarrassing thing that you have ever been through?
Miroku: You aren't nice you know that right..?.. And you know!!
InuYasha: Well they don't.
Kohaku: And we reeaallllyy wanna hear it.
InuYasha: Go on or we'll form a club while you hesitate and then initiate you the same way as the dare.
Shippo and the others: Yeah!!
Miroku: Aaaaaww... Damnit.....
InuYasha: You have till three.
One, two...
Miroku: Alright.. alright.... It was the time I tried to run into kagome's house on a visit and ran smack into the sliding glass door then bumped into Sango and rubbed her butt from there she beat me within an inch of my life and I could hardly walk but I walked all the way to the well and attempted to jump in it.... Ouch.... I then landed on the railing InuYasha had recently installed and believed I could never have children.. things only got worse from there as I finally made it down the well, I had to climb out on the other side twice.. The first time as soon as I got out and I fell right back in because of a rabbit demon.. After that I dragged myself to Kaede's village..
Everyone was laughing so hard that they were all red in the face and crying
Shippo: Don't forget how you laid down on me and I thought InuYasha was trying to kill me and I bit and used every bit of magic on you.
Miroku: Aaaahh don't remind me!!!!
InuYasha: Okay now Miroku gets to pick.
Miroku: Ok I choose Shippo... Truth or dare, Raccoon..? grin
Shippo: Aarrghh It's fox you imbecile!!!
Miroku: Whatever...
Shippo: Dare.
Miroku: Follow me..
Narrator: Five minutes later..
Miroku: Get in the washing machine now!
Shippo: Uuuuhhhh.... You know I can sue you if I live right?
Miroku: Good point.. I'll turn it up all the way.
Shippo: O.O;;;; Yikes.....
Miroku forces Shippo in the washing machine, closes the lid and turns it on.
Hikaru: umm... how long is he gonna be in there?
Miroku: twenty minutes..
Meanwhile inside the washing machine
Shippo's thoughts: If I live through this I will so prank him every chance I get....
Three hours later
Shippo: It was a wild ride.... Glad we stopped doing that after the washing machine exploded from too much demon life force-energy.. heh heh.. that's what happens when I begin to feel threatened.....
Kohaku: Hhuumm... Well InuYasha sir you're gonna have to get a new washing machine cause I'm the closest you'll get to having a good-Ginta-like job and I cannot figure out what is what, thanks to Shippo.
Narrator: Everyone fell silent at hearing Ginta's name.. A sad look crossed InuYasha's face and memories flooded his mind...
Flashback
Goshinki: InuYasha time to die…
InuYasha: I don't think so.. He said as he attacked Goshinki and only gave him a scratch on his arm.
Goshinki: That was pathetic, InuYasha you really need to learn how to wield your SWORD!!!!!
Goshinki at that moment attacked InuYasha as InuYasha noticed Ginta on the scene who jumped in front of him, kicked Goshinki as his claw went into Ginta instead of InuYasha.
Flashback ends
Radio: Just say when... You could stop the pain..... Just say when.. And you could make amends... Just say hello, say hello again.... Hello again, hello again... Hello again, hello again... It's not the end if you just say.. Hello again..
InuYasha: Turn that mess off!!!
Miroku: Aww but I like this song it's by the lostprophets!! It's on their cd: start something!! I don't have that yet but I know this one cause I memorized it.. It's.. it's umm oh damn.....
Everyone: O.o;;... rolls around on the ground laughing at Miroku's stupidity
Hikaru: It's called Hello again, Miroku.
Miroku: I knew that! I was just seeing whether or not you did!
InuYasha: Uh huh ssuuurrrrrreeeee..
Hikaru yawns and throws himself down on the couch and has a look on his face as if daring anyone to try to take his couch then drifts to sleep... Miroku takes the guest room which contains two beds, Kohaku follows Miroku and then the only people left are Sota, Shippo and InuYasha.
InuYasha: Now it's just us.. sigh Ssoo how've you and Terra been, Sota?
Sota: Terra is good, I'm alright.. Her father knows bout us now and he's been telling me that I should start planning who the lucky girl is in my future and points at Terra.
InuYasha: Oh lucky you and don't hurt her or you'll have all of us after you.
Sota: Okay.. I won't hurt her I promise you.
InuYasha: Good..
Shippo: Lets go to bed pplllleeeeeaaaasssseee! I'm really sleepy..
InuYasha: Okay okay.
Next chapter: Down the rabbit hole... Maybe.. Never to come back again...
Authoress: Gonna take a writing break before my writer's block kills me...