Title: The Pros And Cons Of Paranoia And Infatuation
Rating: R
Major Pairing: Tatsuha/Hiro
Summary: After learning of Ryuichi Sakuma's sadistic tendencies, Tatsuha decides that the relationship just wasn't what he thought. The young monk's heart broken, he swears to never fall in love until the end of eternity. Wow. The end of eternity seems to have come a little before expected, because low and behold, Tatsuha fell for someone new. Who? Hiroshi Nakano! Why? Nobody knows! But the reason doesn't matter. When Tatsuha Uesugi wants someone he gets 'em, and his eyes have now fallen upon the guitarist of Bad Luck! With the help of his trusty Utena DVDs and FAKE books, Tatsuha has decided to win Hiroshi's heart, no matter what! But was that really such a good idea?
Disclaimer: The Pros And Cons Of Paranoia And Infatuation belongs to Happy Utena-Loving Yuki. Gravitation belongs to Maki Murakami.
Warnings: Shounen-ai/yaoi, references to the Gravitation Remixes, OOC, and some other things the average person might be offended by if they haven't read Gravitation and like the homosexual aspect of it.
HULY: Welcome to The Pros And Cons Of Paranoia And Infatuation! Or just Pros And Cons for short. I really appreciate all the people who're reading this because they're INTERESTED and not because they feel like flaming me. This story was inspired greatly by the sixth volume of Gravitation and the sixth Gravitation Remix. And I'm going to have a lot of fun with messing around with Tatsuha's character. Meh heh heh... I've made him like me in quite a few ways; an addiction with Shoujo Kakumei Utena and FAKE, tendencies to stalk people and be perverted, and an unhealthy dose of paranoia. If you don't know Utena or FAKE, then you should find out what they are because they are AWESOME!!! The Utena anime and FAKE manga is full with homo goodness. So, anyways, I wanna say thanks to Raynedark, Darklore Wings, and Sage Cedar in advance because they've really helped me a lot with this. I hope you like the first chapter and the rest of the story. Enjoy!
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Chapter None And A Half
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Hello. My name is Tatsuha Uesugi, and I'd like to tell you...
Uh...
Shit. What do I wanna tell you?
Not a "little about myself." That's fucking stupid. What am I, Utena?
Sure as shit not "a story." I hate it when someone says that. If I do, it's like, break out the voodoo dolls, we've got another life to screw up! (Sometimes literally, too. Hoorah for the screwing!)
Lessee...
I dunno.
I've got a thing I REALLY wanna tell somebody about, but I can't tell someone who'll blackmail me with it, laugh at it, or get it wrong, and that pretty much crosses out everybody I know personally.
Well, anyways, I guess I'll just start at the beginning.
"It all started after that curry explosion."
Naw, just kiddin' with ya. Though there isn't much difference...
It all started after that cooking show.
Where I got Ryuichi Sakuma's cell phone number from Hiroshi Nakano.
(I was s'posed to get one off 'a Noriko, but she wigged out on me in the last minute. Bitch...)
ANYWHO, so, yeah. I had my God's number and I wasn't afraid to use it.
I called him, and at first, he thought I was Tetsuya, but after about six hours I finally got him to remember me.
So, we talked for a while and he said he wanted to talk again sometime, so we got together a couple days later.
And we kept getting together a few times, and then he invited me over.
But, uh...
Quote: "I don't care if you rip or not, so just shut the hell up so I can enjoy myself."
Turns out Sakuma's a sadistic as a masochist following the golden rule.
And when I say sadistic, I don't mean just a little bit of ow or some mini-SM. I mean real BDSM with leather, chains, whips, and everything.
I couldn't fucking sit down for weeks, much less do it with all my GF's.
So, they dumped me, and I dumped Sakuma.
And got a restraining order on him, so that he can't come back to Japan unless I'm out of the country.
And so, that's how many years of obsession with Ryuichi Sakuma were put to rest and I was a free man.
I told myself NEVER would I get together with another guy again until Utena lost a duel.
That was when I'd only seen up to the curry episode, and so I kept my word and fell for someone new.
Stupid Touga...
The someone who I fell for is probably one of the most unlikely people I could've.
Hiroshi Nakano.
...........
I really have no fucking clue what so fucking ever as to why the hell I fell for HIM.
I mean, sure he looks like a chick and gives off an easily dominated vibe, but hey. So did Ryuichi, ne?
On the other hand, so does Shuichi...
And Utena, too...
Okay, taking into account that I've already become obsessed him (Nakano Hiroshi; birthday: August fourth, blood type: B, height: 178 CM, sexual orientation: yet to be confirmed, eating orientation: vegetarian) and that he's technically single, I've decided I'm gonna get him. Because I love him, and like they say, all's fair in love and bore. Or something like that...
So, I'll bet you're wondering how I'm gonna get this hottie Hiro.
Well, I've gotten a few ideas:
1. Get Hiroshi drunk and find someone online who'll mary two dudes even though one is drunk and doesn't want to and gay marriage isn't illegal. Then tell him your pregnant so he can't divorce you.
2. Kill Ayaka and then pretend to be her and that she got a sex-change.
3. Resort to black magic.
4. Resort to blackmail.
5. Resort to black leather. Rawr.
6. Offer Hiroshi sex lessons in exchange for his hand in marriage.
7. Convince Hiroshi that acting like New York cops will be fun.
8. Pay some girls aniki-hair to corner Hiroshi in a dark alley at night, and then rescue him after they've gotten his pants off, and after that tell him about the rule of eternal slavery to the person who saves your life.
9. Add a six to the beginning of it. Yum!
10. Get a red convertible and ask Hiroshi if he wants to see End of the World.
Since the previous things prob'ly won't work, I'd say I should go with my eleventh idea:
Something else.
So, yeah.
I just thought I'd tell you this, so you can know what the hell's going on in the future when I'm following around Hiroshi.
I guess I'll see you later or something.
Bye!
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HULY: This story was supposed to be posted a long time ago, but when I first emailed it to one of my online friends, she just went nuts on me and abandoned me. (Speller-Sama is her name on here. Look her up and send her a note for me, will ya?) So, I was kinda scared to post Tatsuha/Hiroshi... But that's when my friends came in and posted up two stories for me! (Their names on here are Raynedark and Darklore Wings. Look 'em up and read their kewl stories for me.) And so, uh... Not that you really care, but I just felt I should say that or something. I hope you guys'll enjoy the next chappie, when I write it! Thanks and bye!
Rating: R
Major Pairing: Tatsuha/Hiro
Summary: After learning of Ryuichi Sakuma's sadistic tendencies, Tatsuha decides that the relationship just wasn't what he thought. The young monk's heart broken, he swears to never fall in love until the end of eternity. Wow. The end of eternity seems to have come a little before expected, because low and behold, Tatsuha fell for someone new. Who? Hiroshi Nakano! Why? Nobody knows! But the reason doesn't matter. When Tatsuha Uesugi wants someone he gets 'em, and his eyes have now fallen upon the guitarist of Bad Luck! With the help of his trusty Utena DVDs and FAKE books, Tatsuha has decided to win Hiroshi's heart, no matter what! But was that really such a good idea?
Disclaimer: The Pros And Cons Of Paranoia And Infatuation belongs to Happy Utena-Loving Yuki. Gravitation belongs to Maki Murakami.
Warnings: Shounen-ai/yaoi, references to the Gravitation Remixes, OOC, and some other things the average person might be offended by if they haven't read Gravitation and like the homosexual aspect of it.
HULY: Welcome to The Pros And Cons Of Paranoia And Infatuation! Or just Pros And Cons for short. I really appreciate all the people who're reading this because they're INTERESTED and not because they feel like flaming me. This story was inspired greatly by the sixth volume of Gravitation and the sixth Gravitation Remix. And I'm going to have a lot of fun with messing around with Tatsuha's character. Meh heh heh... I've made him like me in quite a few ways; an addiction with Shoujo Kakumei Utena and FAKE, tendencies to stalk people and be perverted, and an unhealthy dose of paranoia. If you don't know Utena or FAKE, then you should find out what they are because they are AWESOME!!! The Utena anime and FAKE manga is full with homo goodness. So, anyways, I wanna say thanks to Raynedark, Darklore Wings, and Sage Cedar in advance because they've really helped me a lot with this. I hope you like the first chapter and the rest of the story. Enjoy!
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Chapter None And A Half
---
Hello. My name is Tatsuha Uesugi, and I'd like to tell you...
Uh...
Shit. What do I wanna tell you?
Not a "little about myself." That's fucking stupid. What am I, Utena?
Sure as shit not "a story." I hate it when someone says that. If I do, it's like, break out the voodoo dolls, we've got another life to screw up! (Sometimes literally, too. Hoorah for the screwing!)
Lessee...
I dunno.
I've got a thing I REALLY wanna tell somebody about, but I can't tell someone who'll blackmail me with it, laugh at it, or get it wrong, and that pretty much crosses out everybody I know personally.
Well, anyways, I guess I'll just start at the beginning.
"It all started after that curry explosion."
Naw, just kiddin' with ya. Though there isn't much difference...
It all started after that cooking show.
Where I got Ryuichi Sakuma's cell phone number from Hiroshi Nakano.
(I was s'posed to get one off 'a Noriko, but she wigged out on me in the last minute. Bitch...)
ANYWHO, so, yeah. I had my God's number and I wasn't afraid to use it.
I called him, and at first, he thought I was Tetsuya, but after about six hours I finally got him to remember me.
So, we talked for a while and he said he wanted to talk again sometime, so we got together a couple days later.
And we kept getting together a few times, and then he invited me over.
But, uh...
Quote: "I don't care if you rip or not, so just shut the hell up so I can enjoy myself."
Turns out Sakuma's a sadistic as a masochist following the golden rule.
And when I say sadistic, I don't mean just a little bit of ow or some mini-SM. I mean real BDSM with leather, chains, whips, and everything.
I couldn't fucking sit down for weeks, much less do it with all my GF's.
So, they dumped me, and I dumped Sakuma.
And got a restraining order on him, so that he can't come back to Japan unless I'm out of the country.
And so, that's how many years of obsession with Ryuichi Sakuma were put to rest and I was a free man.
I told myself NEVER would I get together with another guy again until Utena lost a duel.
That was when I'd only seen up to the curry episode, and so I kept my word and fell for someone new.
Stupid Touga...
The someone who I fell for is probably one of the most unlikely people I could've.
Hiroshi Nakano.
...........
I really have no fucking clue what so fucking ever as to why the hell I fell for HIM.
I mean, sure he looks like a chick and gives off an easily dominated vibe, but hey. So did Ryuichi, ne?
On the other hand, so does Shuichi...
And Utena, too...
Okay, taking into account that I've already become obsessed him (Nakano Hiroshi; birthday: August fourth, blood type: B, height: 178 CM, sexual orientation: yet to be confirmed, eating orientation: vegetarian) and that he's technically single, I've decided I'm gonna get him. Because I love him, and like they say, all's fair in love and bore. Or something like that...
So, I'll bet you're wondering how I'm gonna get this hottie Hiro.
Well, I've gotten a few ideas:
1. Get Hiroshi drunk and find someone online who'll mary two dudes even though one is drunk and doesn't want to and gay marriage isn't illegal. Then tell him your pregnant so he can't divorce you.
2. Kill Ayaka and then pretend to be her and that she got a sex-change.
3. Resort to black magic.
4. Resort to blackmail.
5. Resort to black leather. Rawr.
6. Offer Hiroshi sex lessons in exchange for his hand in marriage.
7. Convince Hiroshi that acting like New York cops will be fun.
8. Pay some girls aniki-hair to corner Hiroshi in a dark alley at night, and then rescue him after they've gotten his pants off, and after that tell him about the rule of eternal slavery to the person who saves your life.
9. Add a six to the beginning of it. Yum!
10. Get a red convertible and ask Hiroshi if he wants to see End of the World.
Since the previous things prob'ly won't work, I'd say I should go with my eleventh idea:
Something else.
So, yeah.
I just thought I'd tell you this, so you can know what the hell's going on in the future when I'm following around Hiroshi.
I guess I'll see you later or something.
Bye!
---
HULY: This story was supposed to be posted a long time ago, but when I first emailed it to one of my online friends, she just went nuts on me and abandoned me. (Speller-Sama is her name on here. Look her up and send her a note for me, will ya?) So, I was kinda scared to post Tatsuha/Hiroshi... But that's when my friends came in and posted up two stories for me! (Their names on here are Raynedark and Darklore Wings. Look 'em up and read their kewl stories for me.) And so, uh... Not that you really care, but I just felt I should say that or something. I hope you guys'll enjoy the next chappie, when I write it! Thanks and bye!