Boo.

Summary: Nice, Sweet, Cute, Lovable, Elegant, Polite, Charming…etc, everything she NEVER wants to be, and everything he loves. He wants perfect, she hates perfect. He likes watching sports, she likes playing them. She's a tomboy, he's Mr. popular. Imagine the chaos when they meet…

Chapter one: It's the end of the world.

Her POV

Sigh 'This sucks' my stomach growled 'New school, snobby people, no breakfast, being pelted with eggs, did mention NO BREAKFAST! Food, food, food, food, food, aww fuck it! This is just making me MORE hungry! Damn it all!!'

"Look!! The tomboys still hungry!!" some baka (stupid) student yelled when he noticed the rather LOUD growling noises my stomach was making.

"Looks like we didn't give her enough eggs for breakfast!" another said, ready to throw more eggs.

'I hate eggs…'

Just at the moment that thought came they threw the eggs.

'Must… not… start… fight… AWW FUCK IT! THEY HAD IT COMING!!' with that final thought, she grabbed one of the eggs as it was about hit her face, and threw it right into the first guys nose. HARD.

"I tink se boke mi mose!!(I think she broke my nose!!)" the guy screamed, covering his now bleeding nose.

"That's not all I'll break, you bastards!" I heard my voice say, but I had no control over it!!

My body sprinted into action, I don't remember much, but, I broke somebody's rib cage, somebody else is in a coma, three guys have broken legs, others got off lucky with only a few bites, scratches, broken bones, and some with deformed faces.

And you wondered why I tried NOT to start a fight!

"Oh, come on!! I didn't maim anyone, this time!!!"

"I don't care! You're still grounded for a week!! You need to learn to not PICK fights!!!"

"Pick? PICK?! THEY THREW EGGS AT ME NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!! I'LL ADMIT I WENT A LITTLE OVER BORED, BUT I DID NOT 'pick' THE FIGHT!!!!'

"No talking back!!" her mother said "Now go to bed, Videl."

And so the 'talk' (coughworldwar3cough) between daughter and parents, ended with daughter grumbling up stairs, already plotting revenge.

His POV

Dear Journal,

There was a new student today, Videl, I think her name was, I didn't really pay attention, although, I heard from this guy I know that she broke his nose, but more sounded like "DE TOKE MI OSE!!!"

Although, he probably had it coming, 'cause him and his friends ALWAYS tends to pick on the new students, that and the nerds were having a party, singing things like "Ding Dong, The Bully's Dead" or was it "Ding Dong, She Broke His Bully, Pretty Boy, Nose, WOOHOO!!!" whatever it was, it leads to the conclusion that he tends to pick on A LOT of people,

I wonder how she managed to do it though, I mean, he doesn't JUST pick on the weak nerds, he IS actually very strong, he even boxes for gods sake!!! So how did a weak little gir-

At that very second when I was just about to write the letter "L" a soccer ball LITERLLY flew THROUGH my window, NO my window was NOT open, AND IT WAS THICK GLASS TOO!! And it hit me in the face!! How the HELL did it manage to keep up such a high speed (and I know it was fast it hit ME in the bloody face!) AFTER it went THREW the window! Did I mention I'm on the third floor? (my bedroom is in the attic)

"AWW, CRAP!! NOT AGAIN!!!" I heard a female voice from outside say, obviously VERY frustrated, and one thought seemed to creep into my mind 'AGAIN???!!'

"YO!! ANYONE UP THERE? HOPE I DIDN'T HIT YOU! CAN I HAVE MY BALL BACK?" the voice called up to me, now, I AM the spiteful type so my answer was obvious,

"NO!!!"

"Geez! SOMEONE has a temper!" I heard her mumble.

Finally getting up, I walked towards over to the window, and looked down….

It was her! The new student!!

"NO I DON'T! I'M JUST SPITEFUL!!" I yelled back.

"YA KNOW, YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS SCREAMING OUT YOUR WINDOW TO A GIRL!! WHAT ARE YA? ROMEO? Ya pretty boy…." She chuckled evilly at that sentence, of I'm not quite as amused as her….

"IF YOU WANT YOUR BALL BACK, YOU SHOULD STOP INSULTING ME!"

"Ummm… you already said no to giving back my ball." She pointed out "Geez, make up your mind already."

He flushed red in embarrassment, "Well if you are nice I MIGHT change my mind."

"Ummm… if I wanted my ball back THAT much, I would have scaled the wall, climbed in your room, and take it."

"Ha!! I doubt you could!! Come and try!! Weakling gir-Wait! What do you mean by 'if you wanted it THAT much'?" I asked but before I could get an answer, I had another question; "AHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING??! GET OFF THE WALL!!"

"I find you stupid, and I'm getting my ball back." Damn she's fast! She's already up to the second floor!!

"GET OFF MY WALL!!!" thank god my parents aren't home, this is just weird!

"Nah." Was her simple response

'Damn her!' "Fine!! You can have your stupid ball!! Just GET OFF MY WALL!!!!!"

"NO!! I DON'T WANT MY STUPID BALL!!!"

"THEN WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT??!"

"TO PROVE YOU WRONG!" she said with an irritating grin, damn her!

"GET OFF MY WALL YOU SPIDERMAN WANNABE!!!"

"FOREVER AND ALWAYS!"

"YOU STUPID SLUT!!!"

NOW she looks furious! "YOUR TAINTED, SLUTTY, STUPID, UGLY, FAT, BITCHY, DONKEY LICKING, SARCASTIC LIPS SHOULD NOT DARE UTTER THOSE WORDS TO ME, GOT THAT!!??? YOU FUCKING PUNK!!" she started climbing the wall A LOT faster, it was kinda scary, ESPECIALLY since TOO climb faster, she was literally digging her nails INTO the wall.

'I'm dead….' She's already about three feet away!

"VIDEL!!" a voice called, "DINNER TIME!!!"

In an instant, Videl jumped off the wall, did a LARGE back flip, landed on the grass perfectly, and started running at full speed towards the house next-door, then froze mid step, right before she was to leave the lawn, she turned around with a glare that would freeze hell over, "I'll be back for my ball." She said in a deadly tone that promised death, with that she turned around, and continued running full speed to dinner, her mind most likely chanting "food, food, food, food, food…etc"

"That was a close one! I thought I was gonna die!!"

"Gohan!!!!" an absolutely terrifying, furious, voice screeched at the top of it's lungs aka mother is home, and I thought I WASN'T going to die!

To Be Continued.

Sage: time for the bloopers!!

Blooper #1: In an instant, Videl jumped off the wall, did a LARGE back flip, landed on the grass perfectly, and started running full speed on the lawn with a bag of salt she engraved "Fuck Off" in the lawn! "Ummm… I was supposed to run to dinner, wasn't I?"

Blooper #2: 'Must… not… start… fight… AWW FUCK IT! THEY HAD IT COMING!!' with that final thought, she screamed "Silent Grave Surprise!!" and they all bite the dust. "Awww, crap! That's Sailor Saturn's attack! Oh yeah! And I just destroyed the school, I need to stop watching Sailor Moon…." "CUT!! DEAR GOD, CUT!!!" screamed the director.

Take Two on Blooper #2: Director mumbles: I still can't believe you managed to mess up a BLOOPER!!! Wait, I'm not supposed to talk….

Take Three on Blooper #2: 'Must… not… start… fight… AWW FUCK IT! THEY HAD IT COMING!!' with that final thought, she grabbed one of the eggs as it was about hit her face, and threw it right at the first guys nose, when it was a millimeter away, it fell to the floor, "I TINK SHE BOKE-" "Shut up, it didn't even touch ya!"

Blooper #3(FINALLY!): In an instant, Videl jumped off the wall, did a LARGE back flip, landed on the grass perfectly, and started running at full speed towards the house next-door, then froze mid step, right before she was to leave the lawn, she turned around with a glare that would freeze hell over, "I'll be back for my ball, or I'll break yours." She said in a deadly tone that promised castration.

Blooper #4: "WHAT ARE YOU? SPIDERMAN?????!!!"

"Who told you??!!? It was that scrawny boy down the street, wasn't it??! I never should have trusted him!!!!" she ranted, "I AM SOOOOO CASTRATING him!!!"

Hours Later, in the middle of the night Chain saw revs a horrified, blood curtailing scream Crazed, Evil, insane, Laughter and the words "NOT MY MANHOOD!!!!! ANYTHING BUT MY MANHOOD!!!!!!!"

Blooper #5: In an instant, Videl jumped off the wall, did a LARGE back flip, landed on the grass perfectly, and started running full speed in the opposite direction of her house "HELL IF I'M EATING THAT POISON!!!" right after she said this, a giant truck threw the garage door (from the inside) with a crazed woman wearing a hair net and an apron, "OH NO!! YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY THIS TIME!!!!" "This time…?" Gohan said, rather shaky.

Sage: that was fun, wasn't it? :D