Here it comes! The first challenge! In this chapter you'll hear Arty scream, you'll hear Holly swear, an much more!
Enjoy... And still... I don't own any of the Artemis Fowl caracters...
The first challenge
Host: Welcome back to Challenge –Artemis Fowl Edition!
Holly: Hey! Why is it called 'Artemis Fowl Edition'? I'm here too you know!
Juliet: Hmm… Good question.
Foaly: I would like to know that too!
Host: Because it sounds good, and it's good marketing.
Holly: No it isn't!
Host: Young lady, I can tell you, that we right now have about 10.000 viewers! That is good marketing!
Holly: But…
Host: And besides that, the book where you guys come from, is called 'Artemis Fowl'.
Holly: (Looks confused) Huh? What is he talking about. (Kicks Artemis)
Artemis: AU! What did you do that for?
Holly: What is all this nonsense, about a book?
Artemis: How would I know?
Holly: Well it has your name on it, so wouldn't you be the first to know?
Artemis: No, that would probably be the author, you idiot!
Holly: (Boiling of anger) Don't call me an idiot!
Host: Never mind, you guys wasn't supposed to know about that anyway.
Holly: Hm…
Host: After the break, we'll be back, with the first challenge.
Commercial:
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Scene: The host and the four competitors are standing in a desert landscape. Two tall towers have been set up, and a narrow wooden-bridge goes from one tower to the other. A huge security-net is stretched out under it.
Host: Welcome back, here we are with the first challenge, which we have chosen to call 'How long can you go on a narrow, 50 meters high wooden-bridge?'
Holly: Isn't that a pretty long name for a challenge?
Host: You're probably right… Then we'll just call it 'The wooden-bridge'.
Artemis: You don't want us, to go up there, do you?
Host: Actually, that's exactly what I want you to.
Holly: We're not scared, are we Fowl?
Artemis: NO!
Holly: HAHA! He's scared! I vote for Artemis to start!
Host: I think we'll get our computer to chose that.
Holly: D'arBEEEEP! Hey, can't I swear in this fBEEEEEPing program?!
Host: Sometimes you can, sometimes not… (smirks)
Holly: D'arBEEEEP! D'arBEEEEP! D'arBEEEEP! Heh…
Artemis: Have you finished now Captain Short, or do you want us to wait for you?
Holly: Shut up Fowl! (Kicks him again)
Artemis: AU! Stop it!
Host: Stop you two. Computer, our first competitor, please.
Speaker: The first competitor is… Juliet Butler!
Juliet: Gulp… (Climbs up the stairs, to the left tower)
Host: Go on Juliet.
Juliet walks slowly, but sure over the bridge, without falling. Applauds from the audience.
Host: Beautiful Juliet, very fine. Computer, who's next?
Speaker: The next competitor is… Artemis Fowl!
Holly: HAHA! I look forward to that!
Artemis: And then you say that I am mean!
Holly: Ok, ok… Sorry.
Artemis: Thank you. (Climbs up, very slowly)
Artemis walks over the bridge, very, very slowly. He falls down, when he's almost over.
Artemis: (Screams)
He lands in the net. The audience, the host, Holly and Foaly laughs. Artemis comes down.
Holly: What kind of scream was that?
Artemis: Oh, shut up!
Host: Ah, too bad! And the next will be…?
Speaker: The next competitor is… Holly Short!
Holly: Ok, let's go! (Climbs up)
Holly walks fast and calm over the bridge. Applauds.
Host: Brilliant! And the last one, must be you Foaly.
Foaly: Oh, oh… Ehm… I can't climb up there… Hoofs, you know…
The audience boos.
Host: Well, it looks like the first challenge is over then. Viewers, you can now vote, un the competitor who you think, did worse! If you will vote for Holly, send an sms with the text: Challenge 1 holly, to 1255-CHALLENGE, if you want to vote for Foaly, write: Challenge 1 foaly, if you wanna vote for Artemis, write: Challenge 1 artemis, and if you want to vote for Juliet, write: Challenge 1 juliet.
That was all. You can vote… NOW! And while we're waiting, we'll just have a commercial.
Commercial:
(Trouble Kelp is fleeing from the two muscular elves, from before. He stops when he sees the camera, the elves keep running, and disappear from the screen)
Trouble: Oh, no! Not again!
Speaker: When you're in trouble, talk to Trouble! He will get you out of the trouble!
Trouble: Would you please come out here?! NOW!
Speaker: No…
Trouble: Where the hell are you?
Speaker: Oh, you would like to know that, wouldn't you?
Trouble: YES!
Speaker: Well, all I'm supposed to do in this commercial, is to say: When you're in trouble, talk to Trouble! He will get you out of the trouble!
Trouble: SHUT UP! I won't put up with this!
(The two elves come in again, and pull him out)
Trouble: Let go me! LET GO! HEY! YOU!
Speaker: Me?
Trouble: Yes you! Come out here and fight like a man!
Speaker: No…
(The picture starts to fade out. Trouble struggles)
Trouble: NO! Let go me! LET…
Host: And now we have the results of the voting: Holly Short has got 0 percent of the votes!
Applauds from the audience.
Holly: YES!
Host: Juliet has got 5 percent of the votes.
Applauds.
Host: Artemis has got 10 percent of the votes.
More applauds.
Host: So the loser of the first round is… FOALY! With 85 percent of the votes!
The audience boos.
Foaly: HEY! That's not fair! I didn't even try!
Host: That's probably why, they voted for you…
Foaly: It's not fair!
The two elves from the commercial comes in, and pulls him out.
Host: Now we only have three competitors left. We'll be back, after a short break.
Commercial:
(A huge, stupid looking troll comes in)
Speaker: Do you feel like this guy has jumped on your head? Too bad… That might probably hurt…
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