Boo Chapter 2: My little book, a dragon ball z fanfic

Boo.

Summary: Nice, Sweet, Cute, Lovable, Elegant, Polite, Charming…etc, everything she NEVER wants to be, and everything he loves. He wants perfect, she hates perfect. He likes watching sports, she likes playing them. She's a tomboy, he's Mr. popular. Imagine the chaos when they meet…

Chapter two: My Little Book.

The Next Day

His POV

I was on my way to school, when one of my friends, Sharpner, came up to me. He started to babble about the schools latest gossip (I always did find him to girly for his own good…) when he stated something that wouldn't NORMALLY attract my attention, but there was that BLASTED girls name in his sentence that got me interested.

"Dude! I had the SCARIEST dream last night! Well ya know that new girl? Videl was it? Well in my dream, well first she came up to me at school, then out of no where she says; 'Hey! Scrawny kid down the street! I have a secret!! Nah nah!'"

'Sounds like her…'

"Well, then I, like, totally wanted to know what it was! But she wouldn't tell me!!"

'This is scary how?'

"So then I begged, and begged, so she FINALLY told me! She said; 'Fine! I'll tell you! But you CANNOT tell ANYONE, got it?!' and I, like, said; 'Of course!! I wont tell a soul, girlfriend!' and then she said 'Don't make me hurt you!' in an all, like, grouchy voice. So I said; 'Okay! Just tell me! PLEASE!?' so she whispered to me; 'I'm REALLY SpiderMan!!!' so then she, like, left. And then the pink bunny's!! they were SOOOO, like, CUTE!!"

'He is SOOO gay…'

"But that ain't the scary part! Later into the dream, I was going to bed when, while reading my "Seventeen" magazine, and then, I heard a noise in the closet, I look up in time to see HER open it, she said; 'Gohan knows, YOU told him!! DIDN'T YOU!?! Ya scrawny wimp!!!' a chain saw revved, then I screamed SOOOO loud, and high pitched! She laughed insanely, then… something HORRIBLE happened… I can't really say what… but I'll tell you what I said…; 'NOT MY MANHOOD!!!!! ANYTHING BUT MY MANHOOD!!!!!!!'"

'Yep! Definitely sounds like her…'

"Shit Sharpner!! You don't have to scream it!! EVERYONES staring at you!!!"

Just then Videl walked by… and I REALLY don't want to know why, but… she looked strait at Sharpner and imitated a chain saw… with an EVIL smile too…

Earlier That Day

Her POV

Dear Mr. Page that I loathe with all my heart, soul, and mind,

I STILL can't believe mom made me do this… let's do a small flash back and figure out WHY ANYONE would let a pitiful thing like you exist:

FLASH BACK!!!

I rushed home, to the dinner table, then acted like the pig I am () and dug into the food.

My mother cleared her throat, I looked at in a questioning way.

"Videl, I think it's time we took care of your 'anger problem' so I've decided you shall have a diary!" mom chirped.

"WHAT?!" I exclaimed, "Diary's are for girls!!"

My mother's eye twitched, "Just in case you forgot, you ARE a girl!!! And you WILL do this!!!"

End Flashback

So that's it, end of story, I think I wrote enough for today, good day Mr. Crappy Ass Piece Of Paper From The Stupid 'Diary' Thing-a-ma-jig!!

I walked into the kitchen "I hope you're happy, wench! I wrote in that 'Diary' thing this morning!" I retorted when I saw my Mom.

After giving her a death glare, I grabbed my toast, said my 'I love you's to my parents(Hey, just 'cause I'm mad at 'em doesn't mean I should lie and say 'I hate you' or something stupid like that), and left for school…

Later That Day

I was walking to school not really paying attention to anything when I heard my name being spoken:

"-new girl? Videl was it? Well in my dream, well first she came up to me at school, then out of no where she says; 'Hey! Scrawny kid down the street! I have a secret!! Nah nah!'"

'What the-?!'

"Well, then I, like, totally wanted to know what it was! But she wouldn't tell me!!"

'Who-?!'

'Is he high?!'

'Okay, walk away real slow like… wait… I have an idea'

I emitted an evil laugh and went through with my plan.

As I walked by the person who was talking, I looked directly at him, and imitated a chain saw, unable to keep a large evil grin from my face.

His POV

Sharpner yelped loudly and ran for class. That's when Videl appeared to realize I was there.

She turned to me with a slight look of shock at seeing me, then almost immediately trained her gaze to one of hate and walked away.

For some reason… it made me feel pain in my chest, not normal pain, this pain wouldn't go away…

To Be Continued.

Ariel: Yay!! I got SOOOO many good reviews!! I hope you all liked this chapter!! I'd like to say Thank you to:

Twerpsam, SoulOfALioness, and blackfphoenix.

Alright! Time for the bloopers!!

Blooper #1: After giving her a death glare, I grabbed my toast, said my 'I hate you's to my parents(Hey,They suck!!), and sliced their heads off… Director: CUT!! What's wrong with you?! You weren't even suppose to do that scene! Videl: I have issues.

Blooper #1: 'Okay, walk away real slow like… wait… I have an idea'

I emitted an evil laugh and went through with my plan.

As I walked by the person who was talking, I looked directly at him, and took out a chain saw, unable to keep a large evil grin from my face.

Blooper #2: 'Okay, walk away real slow like… wait… I have an idea'

I emitted an evil laugh and started to go through with my plan.

As I walked by the person who was talking, I looked directly at him, and was about to imitate a chain saw when I looked at the friend he was talking to and tripped, landing on top of Mr. I-don't-wanna-give-your-ball-back. We looked into each others eyes, each unable to look away, we drifted closer to each other. I could feel his breath on my lips. We leaned even closer, his lips brushed against mine.

"Ummm… aren't you suppose to be trying to scare the daylights out of me?" Sharpner looked very confused indeed.

Blooper #3: "I was on my way to school, when one of my friends, Sharpner, came up to me. He started to babble about the schools latest gossip (I always did find him to girly for his own goo-" Director: AHHHHH!! I DON'T HAVE ANY MORE IDEAS FOR BLOOPERS!!! Assistant Director: CUT!!! You! points at director you fired!!! Director: NOOOOOOO!!! Adrian!!!!!

Blooper #4: "'Okay! Just tell me! PLEASE!?' so she whispered to me; 'I'm REALLY SpiderMan!!!' so then she, like, left. And then the pink bunny's!! they were SOOOO, like, CUTE!!"

"He is SOOO gay…"

"Huh?!"

"Huh? I said that outloud??! Crap…!"

Blooper #5: 'Okay! Just tell me! PLEASE!?' so she whispered to me; 'I like big butts and I cannot lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face…etc!!!' so then she, like, left. And then the pink bunny's!! they were SOOOO, like, CUTE!!"

"What the f-ck?!"

Ariel: That was fun, wasn't it?