So!! Are you all ready, for one more exciting chapter of.... Challenge -Artemis Fowl Edition!?

You'll better be, because in this chapter, there'll be some kissing!! And we'll even force Holly to sing a song!

Enjoy... And... I DON'T OWN ANY OF THOSE CARACTERS! ok...

The second challenge

Host: Hey all! Now we're back, with the second challenge, here in Challenge –Artemis Fowl edition!

Holly: That's still unfair, you know…

Host: Miss Short, would you please shut the fBEEEEP up?!

Holly: Ok, ok… (Rolls her eyes)

Host: Now, there's only three competitors left! And let's just go on with challenge number two, so we can find the two, who's going to meet in the GREAT FINAL!

Scary music.

Holly: What the hell was that?

Artemis: It was music, to make the program more exciting, stupid!

Holly: (Kicks him) Oh, shut up Mud Boy!

Artemis: AU! You stop that now, all right?!

Holly: Oh, don't be that weedy Fowl.

Artemis: I'M NOT WEEDY!

Holly: Yeah, right… Whatever you say honey…

Artemis: Do you just have to be annoying?

Holly: Yes…

Artemis: WHY!??

Holly: Because this program is sent out to every single fairy family underground. Therefore!

Artemis: Oh, and then you thought, that it would be nice, that they all saw you make fun of me?!

Holly: Well, yes…

Artemis: And you call me evil?!

Holly: Have I ever kidnapped you?!

Artemis: Well no, but…

Holly: Or cut your finger of?

Artemis: But it was also because of me, that you got it on again! And it still works, right?!

Holly: Yes, it does. But wasn't it for you, I wouldn't had loosed it at all!

Artemis: Hey! I pulled you inside the train! Should I just had left you outside? That would be evil!

They keep arguing in the background. The host walks to the camera.

Host: We'll be back, after the break.

Commercial:

(Trouble Kelp is still fighting against the two elves)

Trouble: You're such a coward!

Speaker: Me?

Trouble: Yeah, you!

Speaker: Why?

Trouble: Because you're just sitting there, making fun of me, and you won't even come out here!

Speaker: Making fun? Do you mean: When you're in trouble, talk to Trouble! He will get you out of the trouble?

Trouble: That's exactly what I mean!

Speaker: Too bad… Bye…

(The picture fades out)

Trouble: (Still trying to get the two elves to let him go) NO! I'm not finish! I'm…

The host stands in front of a big box. In the background, try Juliet and the two elves from the commercial, to pull Artemis and Holly away from each other. They're still arguing.

Host: Welcome back. Here I am, with our second challenge, which we have decided to call: Be alone in a room, with a person you hate!

Holly and Artemis stops arguing, and look at the host, then on each other, then the host again.

Holly: You don't want me to be locked up with him, do you?

Artemis: (at the same time, as Holly said the line above) You don't want me to be locked up with her, do you?

Host: No, because you're both competitors…

Holly and Artemis: (at the same time) YES!

Host: In this room, is right now someone, who you really hate Artemis. Are you ready to go in there?

Artemis: What am I going to do?

Host: You're supposed to make him leave the room, before you do.

Artemis: Ok. (Walks in)

From a camera in the room: Artemis comes in. We don't even get to see the confused man, who stands in there, before he screams loudly, and runs out.

Back in the studio: The door goes up, and Jon Spiro runs out. On his way, he runs into Juliet, who falls. Artemis comes out of the room. He's smirking.

Juliet: AUU!

All the others run over to her.

Holly: What happened? Are you hurt?

Juliet: AUU! My head!

Artemis: She probably has a concussion. She needs to go to the hospital.

Two hospital-elves come in, put Juliet on a stretcher, and lift her out.

Host: Holly, are you ready?

Holly: Yeah, I suppose so… (Walks in)

From a camera in the room. Holly comes in. Chix Verbil is in there.

Holly: Oh, no. Is it you?! Get out of here Chix!

Chix: (Comes closer) Why?

Holly: Just fBEEEEP of, ok?!

Chix: (Comes closer) No.

Holly: Please Chix! I'm losing to Artemis Fowl!

Chix: (Is still coming closer) And so what Holly?

Holly: CHIX! (Gets desperate)What if… Gulp… What if you get a kiss? Will you leave then?

Chix: I knew it! I KNEW IT! YOU LIKE ME! Ok, that's a deal.

Holly: (Takes a deep breath, closes her eyes, and kiss him on the mouth. Then she pushes him away) ADR! Remind me NEVER to do that again!

Chix: See ya honey. (Leaves)

Holly: (Screaming) I'm NOT your honey!!!!!!

In the studio: Chix is sitting down, with the audience again. Holly comes out. Artemis winks at her, and smirks.

Holly: I think I'm gonna be sick.

Host: Nice Holly! Well done! And now viewers, VOTE!

One more time he tells how to vote.

Host: And now, when we're waiting for the results, our own Holly Short has said yes, to sing a song for us.

Holly: No I haven't!

Host: Well, now you have!

Holly: NO!

Host: YES!

Holly: And if I deny?

Host: Then you'll have to kiss Mr. Verbil again.

Chix: Don't say yes, Holly! Don't let them make you sing!

Holly: Ok, ok. I'll sing.

Chix sits down again, and he looks very disappointed. The host leads her to a scene, where there is a microphone for her.

Host: The lyrics will appear on that screen. (Points at a large screen)

Holly: (Nods) Ok, I'm ready.

The music starts.

Holly: (singing) Baby, I'm so into you
You've got that something, what can I do
Baby, you spin me around, oh
The earth is movin', but I can't feel the ground

Everytime you look at me
My heart is jumpin', it's easy to see
Loving you means so much more
More than anything I ever felt before

You drive me crazy
I just can't sleep
I'm so excited, I'm in too deep
Crazy, but it feels alright
Baby thinkin' of you keeps me up all night

Tell me, you're so into me
That I'm the only one you will see
Tell me I'm not in the blue, oh
That I'm not wastin'
My feelin's on you
Loving you means so much more
More than anything I ever felt before

You drive me crazy
I just can't sleep
I'm so excited, I'm in too deep
Crazy, but it feels alright
Baby thinkin' of you keeps me up all night

Crazy, I just can't sleep
I'm so excited, I'm in too deep
Crazy, but it feels alright
Every day and every night

You drive me crazy
I just can't sleep
I'm so excited, I'm in too deep
Crazy, but it feels alright
Baby thinkin' of you keeps me up all night

You drive me crazy
I just can't sleep
I'm so excited, I'm in too deep
Crazy, but it feels alright
Baby thinkin' of you keeps me up all night
Baby thinkin' of you keeps me up all night

Applauds from everyone.
Host: Thank you very much Holly, that was terrific!
Holly comes down, to the others.
Artemis: I didn't know you could sing.
Holly: There's a lot of things you don't know, Fowl.
Chix: HOLLY SWEETHEART! THAT WAS GREAT!
Holly: Oh, shut up Verbil.
Holly takes a lamp from a table, and throws it after him. She hits him in the head, and he passes out. The two hospital elves come in again, and take him with them.
Host: Ok… Let's hear the results, then… Artemis has got 1 percent of the votes.
Artemis: (Smiles)
Host: Holly has got 4 percent of the votes, and finally, Juliet is the loser of this round, with 95 percent of the votes! So, our two finalists are: Artemis Fowl and Holly Short! Well be back, after the break, with the GREAT FINAL!!!!!

Commercial:

(Chix Verbil walks unsteadily in)
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(The picture fades out)
Chix: Oh, by the way. There is no refunds if you die.

So... What did you think? If someone have any ideas for the GREAT FINAL or some commercials, please tell me....