Hey all! Here is the last challenge! Hope you like it!
And to all, who has helped me with this: THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
Specially thankto VampirePeaches: Thank you very much for helping me! You've been a big inspiration for me, and I really appriciate (Spelling?) that! I'm sorry that I didn't write this, before the last chapter, but I was in a bit of a hurry... Sorry...
And: The Britney Spears song, that I made Holly sing... Some of you liked it, and someone didn't... So... That'sthe way it is... It's hard to make everyone happy, and I would just like you all to think it like Holly's song, not Britney's song... Thank you....
I still don't own any of the Artemis Fowl caracters... Enjoy reading...
The GREAT FINAL
Scene: The host is standing alone in the studio, looking confused.
Host: Welcome to the GREAT FINAL, of Challenge –Artemis Fowl Edition! But… Ehm… Have anyone seen our two finalists?
Total silence.
Host: We'll just take a commercial.
Commercial:
Speaker: Buy the complete box set of Beneath the Earth - by F. A. Ery. Only available to Mud men, following a complete description on underground life, including worms, termites, sprites, beetles, trolls andor the general fairy population!
(With small letters, in the bottom of the screen: Customers subject to mind wipe, sanity a gift, not a necessity.)
Host: (Still looking for Holly and Artemis) Where the hell are they? HOLLY?! ARTEMIS?!
From a camera outside the studio:
Holly: If we want to get away from this stupid competition, it's gonna be now!
Artemis: You're right. Let's go.
They start fleeing, when the host appears.
Host: Oh here you are.
They start to run.
Host: Guards! CATCH THEM!
The two, now well-known elves, comes out from the studio, catches Holly and Artemis, and drag them into the studio.
Holly: D'arBEEEEP!
Host: So you two thought that you could escape, huh? (Laughs)
Holly and Artemis: (Sigh and look despairing at each other)
Host: But as I said: Welcome all, to the GREAT FINAL! We'll just take a commercial, and then we'll be ready, with the last challenge.
Commercial:
(Trouble Kelp comes in. He has escaped the two elves, and looks very tired.)
Speaker: When you're in trouble, talk to Trouble! He will get you out of the trouble!
Trouble: Now you shut up, and come out here!
Speaker: Ok.
(After a moment, Grub Kelp comes in)
Grub: Hey Trubs!
Trouble: What the hell are you doing here?
Grub: I'm making a commercial. I'm the speaker.
Trouble: What? But… It wasn't your voice!
Grub: No, but now I will tell, what this is a commercial for, so please be quiet.
Trouble: Oh, so it wasn't just to bother me?
Grub: No. This is a commercial for this!
(Grub shows a microphone)
Trouble: What the hell is that?
Grub: It's a voice changer. Now, I'm Grub. And now (He talks in the microphone) I'm the annoying speaker. (Moves the microphone) Cool huh?
Trouble: I'm gonna kill you!
(Grub starts running, Trouble runs after him. Grub stops when hepasses the camera)
Grub: And remember. Buy the amazing voice changer from Pixie Pixel Industries, where you use to shop.
(He starts running again)
Scene: The host and the two finalists are standing in front of a big obstacle course.
Host: And here we are, with our GREAT FINAL! We'll start right away. Behind me is Challenge –Artemis Fowl Edition's own obstacle course, that we have decided to call: The obstacle course!
Holly: Well, that's a surprise…
Host: Shut up Miss Short, or I'll have to hurt you!
Holly: Cough-yeah-cough-right-cough.
Host: Well, let's get the challenge started! It's very simple. You'll just have to get as long as you can, in the obstacle course. Then the viewers are voting about, who they think was worst, and the one with the fewest votes, wins the contest! Computer, who is first?
Speaker: The first competitor is… Artemis Fowl!
Host: Are you ready Artemis?
Artemis: I suppose so…
Host: Good! And you can start… NOW!
Artemis is doing pretty well in the start, but after a short while he falls down, in some quicksand.
Artemis: Argh! Someone, get me up from here!
The two elves comes in again, and pull him up. The audience and Holly are laughing.
Holly: Beautiful Mud Boy! Very Beautiful!
Artemis: (Sends her an evil look)
Holly: Then it will be me, I suppose.
Host: Yeah, Holly. Your turn. You can start… NOW!
Holly is also doing pretty good, but she's to self secure, and falls in the quicksand, at the same place as Artemis. The audience and Artemis are laughing. The two elves helps Holly up.
Artemis: Wow Holly… That was really graceful…
Holly: Grrr…
Host: And now it's time for the viewers to vote.
Explains again how to vote.
Host: We'll be back after the break, with the results of the voting.
Commercial:
Speaker: Are you a Turtle? Insecure? Self-conscious? Confused and unable to think clearly? Then you need the magic shell. The Magic Shell is a new kind of electronic shell that changes colours and patterns to give you all the confidence you need to get up everyday and say: I'm confused and proud of it!! May not change mental instability or paranoia.
(A turtle comes in)
Turtle: Are you filming this? Can you see me? Why are you looking at me? Can you read my mind? AAH!
Host: Welcome back to the GREAT FINAL! The viewers have now voted, and we are ready with the results! Artemis Fowl got 49 percent of the votes, and Holly Short got 51 percent of the votes, so the winner of the evening is: HOLLY SHORT!
A shutter opens in the floor under Artemis, and he falls down there, with a surprised scream.
Holly: YES! I won! I WON!!!
Host: And here comes the prize!
The two elves come in, with a big box, and give it to Holly.
Holly: What's this?
Host: This is a box, with all the things, that we have been advertising for in today's program!
Holly: WHAT?! That's a stupid prize! I want something else! I…
A shutter opens under Holly, and she fall down.
Host: And that was the show! Hope you liked it! Bye!
End of transmission
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