Invading the Teletubbies
A/n: Seriously majorly not out of boredom just sheer stupidity.
Disclaimer: Don't own Teletubbies or anything else just the plot.
Dipsy: Dipsy is bored what do we do guys?
La-la: We can call our friends
Po: Who?
Tinky-winky: I know (picks up the phone)
Phone: ring bring ting. We aren't here finding a way into teletubbie land leave a message at the moo, cluckkkkkkk.
Tinky-winky: their on there way here already.
All of them: Ohhhhhhh....yayyyyy!
Door: Ding Dong Dope
Okane: (walks in) nice doorbell jeje.
Dev: Yes bravo you weed sucking fa-
Mjr: (covers her mouth) I luve you!! (smiles brightly)
Po: yeah, owr friends.
La-la: Wanna pway fwends?
Dev: No
Mjr & Okane: Yes let's watch your TV tummies
Dipsy: Owah okway (giggles)
They all start running around bobbing their heads and speed outside to the hill while shaking their chubby bottoms.
Dev, Okane, Mjr: (stare as they leave)
Okane: Fun (waddles while shaking head and moving at unnatural speeds)
Mjr & Dev do the same. As they all get out to the TV hill and stare at the sun baby.
Sun baby: Ahhahahha. Eekkk (giggles cutely) yay (claps hands)
Okane & Dev: Aweeeee I want it
Mjr: (jumps up pretending to catch it but accidentally does and knocks the sun out of the sky) Whoops hehe. (looks innocent)
Po: Nooooo! Sunny gwone
La-la: Wahhh
Mjr: I'm sorry
Dipsy: You better be sorry
Announcer: Yeah not the lights are going (everything goes black) to go out
Tinky-winky: Uhoh, I'll use my tubbie TV (his stomach starts glowing)
Okane: Who touched my rear end?
Dev: Sorry
Po: Po to the rescue (makes her tummy glow too)
La-la: I'm yellow
Dev: Cool, I'm skin colored
Dipsy: Apricot?
Dev: No, skin colored
La-la: Brown?
Dev: NO SKIN COLORED
Okane: DEV DON'T SCREAM AT THEM
Mjr: Uh...?
Tinky-winky: I fwound the switch (turns lights on)
La-la: Yay!
Okane: Where's nu-nu?
Nu-nu: (from the grass house) beep beep...
Mjr: Vacuum cleaner (runs to the house to play with Nu-nu)
Everybody: Noooooo
Announcer: Mjr wants to play with Nu-nu. What will the tubbies do now?
Dipsy: Save him (runs behind a hill)
Tinky-winky: What is Dipsy doing?
Dipsy: (comes out with a superhero costume on)
Announcer: Looks like Dipsy wants to be a superhero
Okane: Me too (rips shirt off to reveal a costume of her own) Lets go Dipsyboy!
Okane and Dipsy run after Mjr trying to stop him from breaking Nu-nu. La-la, Tinky-winky, Dev, and Po sit down on the TV hill.
GRASS HOUSE
Mjr: (dances on top of the house then jumps in the hole)
Okane & Dipsy: (do the same)
Mjr: Nu-nu (gets off slide) Wanna play?
Nu-nu: (backs away) beep-beep?
Dipsy and Okane arrive coming down the slide on their feet doing the superman pose.
Mjr: It's okay Nu-nu. I'll fix you (pushes a button)
Nu-nu: (blows up)
Dipsy: Noooo!
Okane: Mjr you masochist
Mjr: I thought it was the on button
Okane: Well it says self destruct right on the button
Dipsy: And he was already on. NU-NU (cries)
Mjr: Okane come here
Okane: (walks over to Mjr) What?
Mjr: (whispering) Lets make up for it by making them dinner, wink-wink
Okane: (looks at him) you do wink-wink not say it!
Mjr: Oh (wink-wink)
Okane: Well it sounds like a plan. DIPSYBOY!
Dipsy: Yes Captain Money
Okane: Round everybody up Mjr has offered to cook dinner
Dipsy: Yes sir (flies out)
Okane & Mjr: O.o
ON TV HILL
Dev: Duck, Duck, tellatubbie (tags Po and runs)
Po: (gets up and chases her) Po is slow.
Po doesn't catch Dev so she goes again and picks La-la and La-la tags her. Po starts to cry because she is always it. Then Tinky-winky being the great big brother he is takes Po's turns.
Dipsy: (flies into the middle of their circle) Mjr broke Nu-nu so he's going two cwook us dinner.
Dev: Hehe, sounds like a plan
Announcer: Teletubbies what do you think of Mjr's Kindness?
Teletubbies: Yayyyyyy!
AN HOUR LATER
Tinky-winky has his purse, Dipsy is out of his costume and has his huge hat on, La-la has her big red ball, and Po is on her scooter. Mjr, Dev, & Okane are in the kitchen cooking.
Okane: Okay, Mjr this is all yours
Dev: Yes tell us what to do
Mjr: Well let's see what makes these guys tick
Dev & Okane: (rubbing hands evilly) SUGAR!!!
Mjr: (wipes out a can of sugar) put 4 cups in each bowl
Okane & Dev listen then serve the teletubbies. The teletubbies eat the sugar with one gulp as Okane watched for and sign of a sugar high. 5 minutes later they were all still calm and waiting for the next dish.
Okane: Mjr it's not working what's next?
Mjr: This (gives them a can of green beans and 4 forks)
Dev goes out and gives them the green beans and yet again nothing happens. So she walks back in the kitchen frustrated.
Okane: (sitting on bread) didn't work, eh?
Dev: Nope, Mjr what's next?
Mjr: (pushes Okane off the bread) flat bread
Okane: Ow...
Mjr: Shuddup and take it to them
Okane: (stands up) Fine
After Okane gave them the flat bread they didn't show any reaction at all. They looked like zombies.
Okane: (walks back in) that almost killed them!
Allye: (in a distance) yes burn them ahahahhahahahahaha ha.
Dev: Oh well I hope these Oyster crackers work, it does for Hiei!
So Dev walks out and tosses oyster crackers all over the table. The teletubbies over the bread shock attack the table and savagely eat. But after a while they are back to normal. But Tinky-winky's purse is strung on La-la's antenna, and Po is upside down in her chair while Dipsy is lost in his hat walking on the table.
Dev: That didn't work either! Kinda did but then it didn't.
Okane: Well next I've got relish
Mjr: No I don't wanna give them relish. That is insane too strong. Plus I doubt it will work
Okane: I've scoped these guys out, relish works I swear it.
Okane walks to the table and hands everybody a spoonful of relish.
Dev: (to the tune of Mary Poppins) to make them all legal maniacs.
Mjr: In the most delightful way!
A/n: Haha cliffy, Does the relish work? I don't think so I mean these tubbies are tough. Review if you want.