Disclaimer: Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Kuri: -- you own nothing you loser.
Ddc: That's not why I'm laughing!!!
Kuri: Ok then genius why are you laughing?
Ddc: Because I CAN! MUHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Kuri: anime fall
Summary: shakes head I'm ashamed. We have no soda in my house. TT BUT WILL THAT STOP ME?! OF COURSE NOT! I shall continue all the same! Because I can! and I have a very good song for this chappie too. THANKS ERIC AND HARMONY OF SAULSBURG FOR THE IDEA! To Eric: I KNOW THAT YOU'RE NOT READING THIS AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHY I ASKED YOU FOR A SONG IDEA BUT THAT'S OK! ah it's so much fun teasing that boy. But that's a story for another day. But for right now we have Chapter 2 of Not Another Karaoke Party! hope you all like it!
Juri: Ooo what's your idea Koto?
Koto: whispers in Juri's ear
Juri: 0.0 I'm scared. Can I go home before you make him sing that?
Koto: Of course not!!!!!
Juri: TT fine. Go right ahead, but I need earplugs!
Shizuru: looks at Juri's ears Sorry I don't think we have earplugs for fish people.
Juri: WHAT?!?!?! WHAT ON EARTH IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!!!
Kieko: We don't exactly have a hundred people with fish ears running around.
Juri: Ok one thing girl. FISH DON'T HAVE EARS!
Kieko: points to Juri's ears THEN WHAT ARE THOSE?!
Juri: looks at ears Um...... shark ears? ;;;;
Kieko and Shizuru: --;;;;;;
Chu: wraps arm around Koto So lassie, what is gonna be sung?
Koto: Since when were you Scottish?
Chu: I've always been Scottish!!!
Jin: No you were an Aussie last time I checked.
Chu: Scot, Aussie, same thing.
Kuwabara: Actually no, Scotland is part of Kingdom of Great Britain, along with Britain and Whales, which, I might add, is halfway around the globe or ten thousand five hundred sixty five feet and two inches away. (a/n: I made this up ;;;;)
Kurama: checks calculations on notebook Wow! He's right! Everyone, I'm sorry to say, but this overgrown ant has a brain!
Everyone: gasp
Kuwabara: Of course! Bet you didn't know that I was a genius in disguise! hides paper in hand in shirt sleeve
Hiei: glare I saw that.
Kuwabara: ;;; saw what? I don't know what you're talking about Hiei.
Hiei: rolls eyes and whispers to Kurama
Kurama: Oooohhh that makes sense.
Yusuke: Huh? What's going on?
Kieko: gasps Hunny!! Oh my God!!!! YOU TURNED INTO KUWABARA!!!! Yusuke, it's me, Kieko! Do you remember me? Do you know who you are? Do you know who your father is?
Yusuke: I'M NOT KUWABARA!!!! Yes, you're Kieko, the cutest girl in the world, though you have the hardest slap too. I'm Urimeshi Yusuke and I'm the biggest punk in the world, and I have no idea who my dad is.
Kieko: AHHH!!!!!! YOU DIDN'T KNOW THE LAST QUESTION!!!! WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO YUSUKE!!!!
Yukina: Um, Kieko? Does ANYONE know who Yusuke's dad is?
Kieko: Ummmmm no?
Yukina: So I don't think that's a logical question.
Kieko: Oh. Ok then, you're Yusuke.
Yusuke: Haha. You lose! I'm really...KURAMA!
Hiei: jumps away from Kurama AHHH!!!!!!!!
Kurama: Huh?! What just happened?! I'm so confused!
Shira and Shida appear
Shira: Awwwwwww Kurama is confused! He's so adorable when he's confused!
Shida: Hey Ddc! Make him unconfused! Shira's scaring me!
Ddc appears
Ddc: No way! I agree with Shira. He's cuter this way. Like Kenshin! pulls Kenshin impression Oro? Oro? Saaannnooo! Oro?
Kari appears
Kari: Ooooo a party! jumps Kuronue and Karasu
Hiei: What are all these people doing here?
Kuronue and Karasu: suffocating under Kari's attack
Kurama: I'm so confused!!!
Ddc: Awwwwww so kawaii!
Sniper: gulps Uh oh. Aren't you...
Ddc: sees Sniper SNIPER!!!!!!!! jumps Sniper
Sniper: AHHH!!!!!!
Shira: Oh TOUYA!!!
Touya: AHH! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! RETREEEEAAAAATTTT!!! runs out of room
Shira: Oh, trying to play hard to get are ya? runs after Touya
Shida: Whaaaaa I don't have anyone to attack!!!! TT
Ddc: Ummmmmmm looks around You can have Reisho.
Kari: Reisho?!?! Where?!
Ddc: Over there points at Reisho
Kari: walks over to Reisho and starts beating the crap out of him HOW DARE YOU HIT ON TOUYA YOU BASTARD! I'M GOING TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU NEVER WALK OR TALK OR LOOK NORMAL AGAIN! BECAUSE I AM THE MIGHTY KARI AND I RULE THE WORLD!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Reisho: ow ow ow ow ow ow passes out xx
Yusuke: Ummmmmmm who are you people and why are you here?
Shida: Oh no reason. Ddc just promised to put us in is all. Right Ddc?
Ddc: Right! oh ITSUKI!!!
Itsuki: gulps This is my cue to run away.
Shira: comes back in Whaaaa Touya got away! TT
Jin: YAY! SCORE ONE FOR ICY!
Ddc: Ok everyone time to go so they can get along with the next karaoke victim. Enough randomness.
Kari: Awwwww but I'm having fun here! Can't we stay? Pwetty pwease? anime puppy eyes
Ddc: Kit...don't make me hurt you.
Kari: stops puppy eyes
Ddc: Come on. I'll lend you the vamps.
Kari: OK!
Ddc Kari Shira and Shida disappear
Hiei: That was messed up.
Kuronue Karasu and Sniper: those girls are crazy!
Koto: pouting I still haven't said who should go next.
Koenma: Ok who should go next then miss smarty pants?
Koto: Yukina! And she should sing Toxic!
Yusuke: AHH!!!!! NOT BRITNEY!!!!
Koenma: What do you mean?
Yusuke: 00 don't tell me you forgot already!
Koenma: Forgot what?
Yusuke: remembers Christmas party I don't want to talk about it. It was too disturbing.
Koenma: Whatever. Anyway, what do you all think?
Yukina: I don't see why not. I've always wanted to sing something!
Kuwabara: But...that...is an evil song!
Kieko: Is not! It's actually pretty good.
Yusuke: Ok if Kieko likes it then Yukina DEFINITELY has to sing it. And Kieko's vote counts for fifty people.
Toguro: Remind us again why?
Yusuke: Do you honestly want a dozen hand prints on your faces?
Toguro: Oh. Good point.
Kieko: ok Yukina! Start whenever you're ready!
Hiei: Why is it an evil song?
Yusuke: You'll see. snickering
Koto: Oh! And Yukina has to act like Britney while singing!
Yukina: Oooohh! Fun fun fun!
Everyone: anime fall
Kurama: I....I never knew.
Hiei: What's so bad about that?
Kurama: You'll see.
Hiei: --
lights go down and music starts
Yukina: has somehow changed from kimono into tight black shirt with ribbons in the front halfway untied and tight black leather pants Baby can't you see
I'm calling...
A guy like you should wear a warning
It's dangerous
I'm falling
There's no escape
I can't wait
I need a hit
Baby give me it
You're dangerous
I'm loving it
Everyone: 00
Yusuke: 00 I'll never look at Yukina the same way again.
Hiei: has fainted xx
Kuwabara: is about to faint
Yukina: starts dancing like a whore (a/n: I just LOVE doing this to Yukina! Have you noticed yet? ;;;;) Too high, can't come down
Losing my head
Spinning 'round and 'round
Do you feel me now?
With a taste of your lips
I'm on a ride
You're toxic
I'm slipping under
Tasting the poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic
And I love what you do
Don't you know that you're toxic?
Koto: Woohoo! Go Yukina! Didn't know you had it in ya babe!
Yukina: blushing goes over to Kuwabara and starts dancing in front of him It's getting late to give you up
I took a sip
From my devil cup
Slowly taking over me
Too high, can't come down
It's in the air
And it's all around
Can you feel me now?
With a taste of your lips
I'm on a ride
You're toxic
I'm slipping under
Tasting the poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic
And I love what you do
Don't you know that you're toxic?
Kuwabara: has joined Hiei in a faint xx
Kurama: trying to shake Hiei awake
Everyone else: 00
Yukina: With a taste of your lips
I'm on a ride
You're toxic
I'm slipping under
Tasting the poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic
And I love what you do
Don't you know that you're toxic
Hiei: wakes up, sees Yukina dancing again, and faints again xx
Kurama: --;;;;;
Yukina: With a taste of your lips
I'm on a ride
You're toxic
I'm slipping under
Tasting the poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic
And I love what you do
Don't you know that you're toxic
Intoxicate me now
With your loving now
I think I'm ready now
Intoxicate me now
With your loving now
I think I'm ready now
lights go back on and music stops
Everyone: 00 in stunned silence
Yukina: blushing Did I do that right?
Juri and Koto: come out of stupor THAT WAS GREAT!
Ruka: I don't know, you'd make a great slut. Who knows, soon I'll have competition.
Yukina: blushing sees Kuwabara and Hiei passed out Um.....why are they like that?
Yusuke: Oh you just stunned Kuwabara so much. And you know Hiei, with his...um...his...fainting spells. They could happen at anytime you know.
Kurama: Strange, he's never done that before, not even when we...
Yusuke: elbows Kurama hard in the stomach
Kurama: Ow!! You're so abusive, jeez. looks at Yukina You see what I must go through to keep my mouth shut? Especially about Hiei being your...oops. Said too much again. ;;;;;
Yukina: My what?
Hiei: waking up Huh?
Yukina: Hiei! What are you?
Kurama: He's a damn sexy fire demon that's what he is! And he's also your...oops did it again.
Hiei: -- Kurama...
Kurama: Yeeesssss?
Hiei: You're really pushing it you know.
Kurama: Tehehehehehe ;;;;;;;
Kieko: Oh! I know a great song for the next person or people!
Ddc: ;;;;; ok ok I have yet another whore-like chapter. Gomen nasai! Gomen nasai! The idea was just too good. I give Harmony of Saulsburg, an anonymous reviewer on , full credit for the idea, and Eric for my back up idea. so, anyway, please review with requests! And to all of you who have already requested, I will and have been considering your ideas for later chappies And to Kit, Shira, and Shida: Happy? I added you guys in ok well anyway, I'm off. Gotta wake up early tomorrow for swimming practice. Uuuuggggghhhh I don't wanna wake up at 5! TT ok I'm gone. ja ne until the next chappie, and don't forget to request songs through a review!