Stalker! Letters From A Bighead

Chapter One: James

Written by Pinky

------------------------------------------------James H. Potter-----------------------------------------

23 Godric's Hollow

Marauder HQ

July 28, 1977

To: Lily Evans

From: James H. Potter

Hey Lily,

What's going on? Interestingly enough, nothing has happened in my life so far. Well, unless you count Peter blowing his cauldron up within 15 minutes of buying it. And if you count me hexing Snivellus's pants off when I saw him in Diagon Alley. And if you count me getting stuck in Borgin and Burkes for an hour while Lucius was there with his father. And if you count- Okay, well, maybe a lot has been going on.

I GOT HEADBOY! Can you believe it? Probably not. I bet you got Head Girl, I know you did. You always got those kinds of things. I think Remus is still Prefect. Sirius, of course, is still Sirius. But he's got some rather nice things planned out for next school year. Can't wait!

And, damnit, it's NEWT year! I can imagine you've been studying. And before you ask, yes, I have been rotting my brains out. Nothing in there, nope.

Hey, know what's funny? Sirius thinks that Mel, your friend, is hot. He's probably going to ask her out sometime this year. Don't write to him, he'll just bother you endlessly about "Sirius-serious" jokes and blabbing on about Mel. I tried, and all I got was a bunch of jokes that didn't make sense. I'm supposed to meet him at Zonko's later, maybe if I blow up a Dungbomb in his face, it'll knock some sense into him.

My mum told me to say hello to you. In fact, she sent a message with my letter, I have no idea what it says, so if it's really stupid or embarrassing, let me know, and I'll yell at her for you.

Yours,

James H. Potter

P.S. Would you murder me if I asked you out for Christmas holidays?

-----------------------------------Not As Bigheaded As We Seem----------------------------------

----------------------------------------Mrs. Potter, 23 Godric's Hollow-----------------------------

23 Godric's Hollow

The Kitchen

July 28, 1977

To: Lily Evans

From: Mrs. Potter

Lily, darling,

Hello! How have you been? I hope your summer has been going all right. How are your parents? Your sister? Say hello to them for me, I met them last year, wonderful people.

James was talking about you all summer, you know, so I was wondering, would you and some of your friends would like to come over here for the last two weeks of summer, or so? I imagine Sirius, Peter, and Remus would be here as well. James talks of nothing else, you know. I can say that I would want no other girl for him but you.

Sorry for the brief note, but I really must run. Also, don't mind James' footer, he thinks that it's rather funny. He said something about it being based off of you.

With love,

Mrs. Potter.

-----------------------Reprimanding Marauders for the Last Six Years---------------------------