Disclaimer: CAN'T WE JUST SKIP TO THE STORY?!?!?!?!
Kuri: Of course not!!! We must have our witty disclaimers so we don't bore the readers in the beginning!
Ddc: --;;;;;;; but I'm running out of ideas for them!!!!
Kuri: --;;;;;;;;;;;;;; I'm running out of ways to kill you
Ddc: Why do I put up with you?!?!?!?!
Kuri: Cus I'm your only muse. Plus I'm the only thing you own! Nah nah nah nah nah sticks out tongue
Ddc: Not anymore!!! Oooohhhhh Kkkeeennnnjjjiiiii!!!
Kuri: 0.0 who's Kenji?
Kenji: appears I'm Kenji.
Ddc: My new muse!
Kuri: TT I've been replaced!!!
Summary: HA! Serves Kuri right. Anyway, hello people!! And I would like to say that I have kept to my word and I am taking a request by Sniper's Angel, cus she requested it a lot. Either that or a lot of other people requested it a lot too. Ok now I gotta figure this out. 1 hour later ok!! She requested it once as Sniper's Angel and another time as Starfox. Thanks! now for a special shout out to my buddies cus I'm bored. ;;
Katie: I will use your request soon, so don't think I'm ignoring you or anything. I just think that this song is funny.
Shida: Love ya, and make up with Shira! Pretty please! You guys are my fav email buddies, even if it takes me forever to respond. ;;; can I help it if I'm a lazy bum?
Kit: WHERE WERE YOU ONLINE TODAY KIT??!?!?!?! I was supposed to brag to you about getting Gravitation manga!!!! pouts no fair
Jules: Love ya girlfriend! And good luck on your mother's day fic! I'll be sure to read and review it.
Kazui: We seriously need to talk more. ;;;; IM me sometime k? And I'm not that good of a writer!!! Ask all my flamers. ;;;;;
Katie G: Tehehehehehehe plushies and I can get you! You can get me!!! Weeeeee.
Liana: Jeremy's crazy. That's all I can say. And you need to talk to me again! I haven't chatted with ya forever!
KD (Koritsune Dragonrider): YOUR FICS ROCK!!!! Keep updating please!!!
Ok enough of that. Time to start the fic!
Kurama: Ok so who's going next?
Botan: Ok ok ok. Here's my idea...
ddc, Katie G, Kit, Liana, Jules, and Shida appear
Ddc: We're not listening to your idea Botan.
Botan: whining Why nnoooottttt???
Katie G: Because I have presents for everyone!!! Look!!! pulls out giant Santa Claus bag
Kit: ooooo!!! PRESENTS!!!!!! jumps into bag
Jules: ;;;;;;;;; Ddc!! What if she drowns?
Ddc: All the better for me. Cus then I can steal her bishies.
Kit: jumps out and attacks ddc YOU WILL NOT!!!!!!
Ddc: GAH!! ATTACK OF THE RABID KIT!
Katie G: Um guys?
Shida: What's up?
Katie G: The bag is moving. By itself.
Bag: moving around
Ddc: 0.0 Kit what did you do?!?!?!
Kit: What? Those things weren't supposed to be walking around?
Katie G: 0.0 NO!
Bag string: comes open
Mini YYH character plushies: jump out of bag and grab onto everyone
Everyone: AHHH!!!! PLUSHIE ATTACK!!!!!!
Hiei plushie: Hn. swipes at Kuwabara with stuffed katana
Hiei: rooting hiei plushie on WOOHOO! GO PLUSHIE GO!
Yomi plushie: stroking Kurama's leg
Kurama: AHHH!!!! MAKE IT GO AWAY!!! MAKE IT GO AWAY!!!
Kuronue, Karasu, Yomi, and Koto plushies: glomping Kurama
Ddc, Kit, Jules, Katie G, and Shida: running around grabbing plushies and stuffing them in bag
Ddc: wipes brow Are they all in?
Jules: Yup. Let's go!
all disappear
Kurama: WAIT!!!!!!
Hiei: What is it koi?
Kurama: TT they forgot the yomi plushie!!!!
Yomi plushie: stroking Kurama's hair
Hiei: grabs yomi plushie and throws it out the window Now it's gone
Everyone: hears a mini yomi's voice yelling I'M PRETTY FLY FOR A WHITE GUY! And then a thud
Botan: OK! HERE'S MY IDEA!!!
Everyone: anime fall
Karasu: Do you even CARE that plushies of ourselves just attacked us?!?!?
Botan: Nope, cus I thought they were cute! But anyway, my idea is that Sniper, Touya, Jin, Itsuki, Hiei, and Kurama sing My Band by D12! And Sniper has to be Eminem.
Sniper: 0.0 why me?!?!?!?!?!?
Botan: Because you NEVER talk!!!
Sniper: TT so?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Botan: Now you're going to talk! Ok! Someone hit the music!
Sniper: WHAAAAAA
music starts
Hiei: I don't know dude...
Everyone's all jealous and shit cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude
And I think everyone's got a fuckin' problem with me dude
And they need to take it up with me after the show
Because...
Botan: HIEI SWORE!!! HIEI SWORE!!! LOCK HIM UP FOR HIS PROFANE SPEECH!!!!!
Yukina: Shut up bitch! You $#$ piss me off! Go to #$# hell!
Everyone including Hiei: 0.0
Kuwabara: faints xX
Yukina: so annoying.
Kieko: She finally cracked. She sounded just like Hiei there too. I wonder why.
Kurama: ;;;;; let's continue with the song shall we?
Sniper Touya Jin Itsuki Kurama and Hiei: These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
Sniper: raping So I get off the stage, right, and drop the mic
walks over to Yukina Shizuru Botan and Kieko Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
"Sup ladies, my name's Slim Shady
I'm the lead singer in D12 baby"
They're all like "Oh my god it's him!
"Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Eminem!
"I swear to fuckin' god dude you fuckin' rock
"Please Marshall please let me suck your cock"
Yusuke Kuwabara Hiei Chu and Koenma: NO THEY'RE NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yukina Shizuru Botan and Kieko: not sure whether to be pissed or flattered
Koto Ruka and Juri: pouting Why didn't he come over to US?!
Sniper: back away from rabid boyfriends and brothers And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Yusuke: NO WE'RE NOT! WE HAD EM FIRST!
Sniper: sticks out tongue and keeps raping Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin' all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda sibling rivalry
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This rock star shit, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because
All: These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
My band
My band
My band
My band
My band
My band
My band
My band
My band
Touya: raping You wanna see a nigga backwards don't you?
Hey dad how come we don't rap on proto
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph, you's a liar
And no I'm Swift
Kurama: Oh, I thought you was Kuniva (a/n: Guess who Kuniva is )
Touya: What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
Cuz my shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, see it's simple bu
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm more intect, tryna get on the map
Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back
Yusuke: Man, who knew Touya could rap?
Toguro: Who knew that Hiei, Yukina, and Sniper could rap?
Genkai: Good point.
Toguro: anime heart eyes at Genkai
Genkai rolls eyes
Hiei: Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit
Jin: Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
Hiei: Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
Sniper: No, I had an interview. Not you two.
Jin: You gonna be late for soundcheck
Hiei: Man, I ain't goin' to soundcheck
Jin: But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
Hiei: You know what man I'ma say something
Hey yo Em!
Sniper: gets right up in his face menacingly You got something to say!?
Hiei: raises eyebrow Man, no
Jin: I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up?
Hiei: Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
Jin: When I was bout to talk right after you!
I swear, I swear man!
All: These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
Kurama: raping They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
I'm gonna let the world know that Proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the music starts
Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
Every time I hear "Hey dude I love your band!"
We ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys they can find every area code
Sniper: throws duffle bag in Kurama's face Proof carry my bag
Kurama: throws it back Bitch carry your own bag
Everyone: 0.0 gasp
Botan: KURAMA SWORE!!!!
Kieko: SOMEONE CALL SHIORI!!!!
Kurama: glares Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
Jin: Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?
Isuki: Dammit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack
Lose Yourself video I was in the back
Superman video I was in the back
Fuck the media, I got some suggestions
Like who's D12, how we get started?
Koto: What about Eminem?
Itsuki: Bitch are you retarded?
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big ass stomache, bitches think I'm cute
50 told me to do situps to get buff
I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up
Fuck D12, I'm outta this band
I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne
Sniper: copying boy band style singing Girl why can't you see you're the only one for me
And it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name
Itsuki: These chicks don't even know the name of my band
Touya: Ha ha
Itsuki: But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Kurama: Fuck Marshall
Everyone: HE SWORE AGAIN!!!!!!!!
Kurama: --;;;;;;;;;;;
Itsuki: Cuz once I blow I know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
All: My band
My band
My band
My band
My band
My band
My band
My band
My band
Jin: The hottest boy band in the world
D12!
Sniper: singing as a salsa singer I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpants
And the lead singer of my band, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls wan to dance
My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls wan to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wan to dance
Others: sneaking back into the audience
Sniper: And take off their underpants, my salsa
looks around
Where'd everybody go?
music ends
Everyone: rolling around laughing, and gasping at Kurama and Itsuki for swearing
Botan: whispering very loudly to Koenma I can't believe KURAMA swore!
Koenma: I KNOW! Isn't it HORRIBLE?!?!
Kurama: --;;;; I can only hear you on the other side of the room!
Botan and Koenma: ;;;;;;;;;
Sensui: glomping Itsuki to death YOU SANG!!! YOU SANG!!!!
Itsuki: ;;;; yes I sang Sensui-san.
Sensui: going crazy because Itsuki sang
Kieko: NOW CAN I SAY WHAT THE NEXT SONG IS?!?!?!
Botan: NO! BECAUSE I ANOTHER GREAT IDEA!!!!
Ddc: Tehehehehehehe ok for all who hate random chapters, blame Katie Grrl for the plushie part! She demanded that I use it. ;;;;;;;;;
Katie G: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!? THAT WAS PURE COMEDY!!!
Ddc: ;;;;;; hey I liked it. Anyway people, please review! And Sniper's Angel, I hope you liked it! And as always, requests are more than welcome! well I'm off. Ja until the next chappie!