Disclaimer: Wow this chapter is long. Grrr must never do disclaimers last!
Kuri: SHE DOESN'T OWN ANYTHING EXCEPT HER MUSES!!!!!!!
Ddc: YAY! A SHORT DISCLAIMER!!!
Kuri: It was, UNTIL YOU OPENED YOU BIG MOUTH!!!!
Ddc: TT see what I have to put up with?!?! Such verbal abuse. TT
Summary: Ok all I have to say right now is this: MAJOR YAOI CHAPTER AHEAD!!!!! Kurama dressed as a girl, Hiei being horny as usual, Karasu and Kuronue attacking, Mukuro hitting on Hiei. What more needs to be said? So you have been warned. But I'll say it again. IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THE HIEI AND KURAMA PAIRING THEN SKIP THIS CHAPTER!!!!! Unless you won't flame me and want to see Kurama dressed up in a mini skirt with a pony tail, then by all means, read on! Read on!
Botan: Ok here's my idea! whispers to Kieko and Shizuru
Kieko: blushing madly are you sure they'll do it?
Shizuru: laughing her ass off Oh my god they HAVE to!!!!!!
Yusuke: scratching head Who has to do what?
Kuwabara: Yeah really. I hate being out of the loop.
Hiei: Because you're always out of the loop.
Kuwabara: YOU WANNA A PIECE OF ME SHORTY?!?!?!
Hiei: No not really. It would stink so bad I'd have to throw it away.
Kuwabara: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
1 hour later
Kuwabara: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Yusuke: Have you noticed he hasn't taken a breath in an hour?
Kurama: sighing Someone just shut him up already
Jin: Right-e-o fox-e-o! stuffs dirty dish cloth in Kuwabara mouth
Botan: Ok! Kieko, you tell the lucky boy while we whisk the other into the bathroom to fix em up!
Kieko: Ok. Everyone, just don't shoot the messenger ok?
Everyone: ok
Botan: Weee this is gonna be so much fun!!!!
Shizuru: Oh hell yeah.
Botan: Come on Kurama! We gotta do your make up!
Kurama: eyes wide and face pale Make up?
Shizuru: And clothes
Kurama: 0.0 what's wrong with my clothes?
Botan: They're too masculine
Kuwabara: What are you talking about?!?!?!?!? He's wearing a dress over pants!!!!!
Kurama: Grrrr it's a fighting tunic! Get over yourself!!!!
Botan: exactly! We need a skirt for you!
Kurama: even paler a skirt?!?!!?!?
Shizuru: And a pony tail
Kurama: 0.0 I don't think I'm going to like this.
Botan and Shizuru: drag Kurama into bathroom
Kurama: digging heels into ground NO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!!
Shizuru: kicks Kurama's legs so they can pull him into bathroom Oh yes we can! And we will!!! MUHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kurama: TT Why me?!?!?! HIEI!!! SAVE ME!!!!!
Hiei: running to Kurama
Kieko: Trips Hiei before he gets to him
Kurama: Noooooooo arms out trying to grab onto Hiei
bathroom door slams shut
Hiei: NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yusuke: rolling on the floor laughing his ass off This is great already!!! Ok Kieko, spill it. Who's singing what?
Kieko: giggling Hiei and Kurama are singing to Barbie Girl. And Kurama's the Barbie!
Everyone: starts dying of laughter
Yomi: OK! WE NEED TO DRESS UP HIEI NOW!!!!!
Karasu: Oh, good idea! This should be fun!
Hiei: 0.0 leave me alone!
Guys: surroung Hiei and drag him into bedroom upstairs
Hiei: AHH!!! KURAMA!!! HELP!!!!!! THEY'RE ATTACKING!!!!!
clawing can be heard at the bathroom door
Hiei: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
bedroom door closes
10 minutes later
Hiei: --;;; I can't believe you're making me wear this.
Karasu: Oh but it's so adorable!!!
Hiei: is wearing black leather jacket undone so that his chest is showing, tight black leather pants, black boots, and a belt collar on his throat
Yusuke: snickering Yeah. Adorable.
Hiei: You call THIS adorable?!?!?! I look like I'm a member of a motorcycle gang!!!
Yusuke: Or a male stripper.
Hiei: RAWR!!! I HEARD THAT!!!! attacks Yusuke
Botan: comes out of bathroom Ok everyone! Oh, Hiei, you look like a male stripper.
Hiei: grrrrrrrr
Botan: Oh well! Even better! Ladies and gentleman, we give you Barbie! Start the music!!!!!
music starts
Kurama: walks out blushing while wearing a tight purple mini skirt with a matching skirt and hair in a pony tail
Hiei: 0.0
Everyone: laughing
Kurama: sees Hiei and stares
Botan: Ok ok enough staring at each other. Start singing!!!
Hiei: still wide-eyed at Kurama's purple mini skirt and shirt and pony tail Hiya Barbie!
Kurama: blushing Hi Ken!
Hiei: You wanna go for a ride?
Kurama: big fake Barbie smile Sure, Ken!
Hiei: Jump in!
Kurama: giggles I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic
It's fantastic!
You can brush my hair
Undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Hiei: Come on Barbie let's go party
Kurama fan club: has already fainted from shock of Kurama dressed as a Barbie doll
Hiei fan club: is drooling over Hiei's outfit 0,0
Hiei: trying not to drool over Kurama
Kurama: I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic
It's fantastic!
You can brush my hair
Undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is you creation
Everyone: laughing their asses
Botan: If I didn't know any better, I'd say that Kurama really WAS a girl!
Koenma: hahahahahaha yup! Maybe he secretly is!
Botan and Koenma: pondering this hmmmmmm
Kurama: I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
Kuwabara: Hate to break it to ya Kurama, but you ain't blonde and you ain't a girl!
Yusuke: punches Kuwabara through wall SHUT UP!
Kurama: Dress me up
Take your time
I'm your dollie
Hiei: You're my doll
Rock and roll
Feel the glamour and pain
Kiss me here
Touch me there
Hanky-panky
Kurama: You can touch
You can play
If you say I'm always yours
Ooh whoa
Karasu: wakes up I HAVE A K IN MY NAME!! DOES THAT MEAN YOU'LL BE MY DOLLIE?!?!?!
Kuronue: HEY SO DO I!!!!!!!! I know, KARASU AND I CAN SHARE YOU!!!!!
Kurama: 0.0 backs away from Karasu and Kuronue I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic
It's fantastic
You can brush my hair
Undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Hiei: Come on Barbie, let's go party
Kurama: Ha ha ha yeah
Hiei: Come on Barbie, let's go party
Kurama: Oooh, oooh
Hiei: Come on Barbie, let's go party
Kurama: Ha ha ha yeah
Hiei: Come on Barbie, let's go party
Kurama: Ooh, ooh
Yusuke: THIS IS SO FRICKIN FUNNY!!!!!
ddc appears
Ddc: Of course it is! It was my idea!
Botan: Um no it was mine.
Ddc: Woops. ;;;; don't mind me
Kurama: Make me walk
Make me talk
Do whatever you please
I can act like a star
I can beg on my knees
Hiei: thinking: I can make Kurama beg on his knees tehehehehehe Come jump in
Be my friend
Let's do it again
Hit the town,
Fool around
Let's go party
Kurama: You can touch
You can play
If you say I'm always yours
You can touch
You can play
If you say I'm always yours
Karasu and Kuronue: yelling YOU'RE ALWAYS OURS!!! YOU'RE ALWAYS OURS!!!
Kurama: --;;;
Hiei: Come on Barbie, let's go party
Kurama: Ha ha ha yeah
Hiei: Come on Barbie, let's go party
Kurama: Ooh Ooh yeah
Hiei: Come on Barbie let's go party
Kurama: Ha ha ha yeah
Hiei: Come on Barbie let's go party
Kurama: Ooh ooh yeah
Mukuro: I'LL GO PARTY WITH YOU HIEI!!!!!!!!
Bui: ME TOO!!!!!!
Hiei: gulps and backs away
Kurama: growls and stands in front of Hiei I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic
It's fantastic!
You can brush my hair
Undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic
It's fantastic!
You can brush my hair
Undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Karasu and Kuronue: thinking: Oh, we'll undress him everywhere tehehehehehhe
Hiei: shouting in Karasu and Kuronue's heads NO YOU WILL NOT THAT'S MY JOB!!!!!!
Karasu and Kuronue: hold their heads in pain
Yusuke: Huh? What's up with Romeo and...Romeo II?
Hiei: smirking Come on Barbie lets go party
Kurama: Ah ah ah yeah
Hiei: Come on Barbie lets go party
Kurama: Oooh oooh
Hiei: Come on Barbie lets go party
Kurama: Ah ah ah yeah
Hiei: Come on Barbie lets go party
Kurama: Oooh oooh
Oh I'm having so much fun!
Hiei: voice deep (a/n: deep from YOU KNOW WHAT ) Well Barbie, we're just getting started
Kurama: throws arms around Hiei's neck Oh I love you Ken.
music fades away
Hiei: whisks Kurama off his feet bridal style and runs upstairs (a/n: Tehehehe told ya so)
Kuwabara: 0.0 what are they planning to do up there?!?!?!
Yusuke: Oh I don't think I need to go into details.
Yukina: What? What are they going to do?
Yusuke: evil grin They're going to make little Kurama's and Hiei's.
Kuwabara: GAH!!!! YOU KNOW THAT IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR THEM TO DO!!!!!!!!
Yukina: Actually it's not. Koorime have the ability to change genders during certain periods of a year, usually when they are in heat.
Kuwabara: ooooohh. Wait. Hiei's not a Koorime!!!
Yukina: Whoops. ;;;; then who knows? Maybe it's the same with fire demons.
Everyone except Kuwabara: Whew! wipe foreheads
Yukina: Huh? I'm sorry, what's going on?
Botan: ;;;; nothing nothing at all.
Sensui: You know what Itsuki?
Itsuki: What, Mr. Sensui?
Sensui: When you have you hair in a pony tail you look like a Barbie.
Itsuki: blushing
Everyone else: snickering uncontrollably
Jin: awwww ain't crazed evil serial killer love great?
Touya: If you say so...--;;;;
Botan: I GOT ANOTHER IDEA!!!
Karasu: Nuh uh, it's MY TURN!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
scream comes from above that sounds like its from Kurama
Yusuke: Teheheheheeh sounds like it's getting a little wild up there.
Kurama: shouting from above DON'T YOU DARE LET KARASU CHOOSE A SONG!!!!! AHHH!!!
Everyone except Kuwabara: laughing their asses off
Kuwabara: running into the bathroom to throw up
Karasu: Fine fine I won't make Kurama sing I'm a Slave For You to me. But I have an even BETTER idea!!
Ddc: Teheheheheeheheheheheheh ok this song and idea was just too good to not do. Ok here's the story. I was online talking to Katie G and Kit and I was trying to think up funny song ideas for a duet, and I thought of Barbie Girl, I don't know why, I just did, and I thought "Hey this would be a great song for Koenma and Botan to do," so I told Katie G and she said "I have a lloooonnnggg history with that song! You have to use it!" and then, out of the blue, a light bulb flashed in my head. And this is what happened. I suddenly started, literally, squealing and saying "OMG OMG OMG OMG!" to Katie G, who thought I was having a heartattack or something, and then I said "Screw the Botan and Koenma idea! I'm making Kurama and Hiei sing it!!!" and then Katie G started dying of laughter, and I told it to Kit and she started dying and then I started dying and yeah. That's the whole story behind this song. Isn't it beautiful? ;;; ok please don't flame me JUST because of this song, because I've already said before that hiei and kurama were gonna be a pairing in this fic cus they're a pairing in ALL my fics. On happier notes, please review and send in requests! Even though I already know what I'm doing for the next chappie, and for that one I promise I will NOT do a perverted song. I think we all need a break from em.