Disclaimer: This again?!?! How boring. Zzzzzzzzzzz
Kuri: Wake up dammit!
Ddc: drool coming out of corner of mouth zzzzzzz
Kuri: --;;;;;; the human sloth doesn't own anything except me and her other muse Kenji.
Kenji: Other muse?!?! That's damn sexy muse to you thank you very much.
Ddc: throws pillows at muses Shaddup
Summary: Weeeee ok hi people! I'd just like to make a quick note to some reviews of the last chappie: I normally don't like fics with Kurama as a serious cross dresser, but I love to make fun of Kurama's girly looks, so I decided to make him Barbie. I do not think that Kurama is really a cross dresser or is a girl at all. Ok serious note over. WE ARE NOW OFFICIALLY TAKING A ONE CHAPTER BREAK FROM PERVERTED SONGS!!!! runs away from demonandgoddess, who is throwing tomatoes at me tehehe sorry dg, I just like this idea, and I'm kinda tired of writing perverted scenes 24/7. So for this chapter we have A COMPLETELY RANDOM SONG! Of my choosing of course.
Karasu: Ok my idea is so much better than everyone elses, so we have to use it! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
Mukuro: Why should we listen to YOUR idea? What if I have a better one? What are you gonna do about that huh? Huh?
Karasu: You wanna piece of me robo-lady?
Mukuro: And what if I do?
Karasu: Well then I have a newsflash for you. holds up sign saying Newsflash THE ONLY PERSON WHO'S GETTING THAT PART OF ME IS KURAMA!!!!
Everyone: anime fall
Mukuro: YOU IDIOT!! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!! AND YOU KNOW IT TOO!!!!
Karasu: tehehehehe flashes peace/victory signs v v
Kurama: peaks head around door What's going on? I heard my name?
Kuwabara: Please tell me you have clothes on.
Kurama: Um ok I have clothes on.
Kuronue: 0.0 HE DOESN'T!!!!!
Karasu: WEEE!!!!
Karasu and Kuronue: sprint to door
Kurama: AHHHHH!!!!! runs away
Kuwabara: eeewwww please say those two are wrong. Please say they're wrong.
Karasu and Kuronue: WE WERE RIGHT!!!!!! faint from sight of Kurama xx xx
Kuwabara: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! faints from idea of Kurama in "that" state
Everyone else: laughing their asses off
1 hour later
Yusuke: yawning Ok someone wake up the weirdo so we can hear what he wants to sing.
Sniper: Right-e-o mon capitan!
Yusuke: 0.0 Don't ever do that again.
Sniper: Hmph. You're no fun. I should shoot you.
Yusuke: Ah but you love me too much to do that. Right?
Sniper: Ew. No. Now I really should shoot you.
Yusuke: ;;;;; just wake up Karasu already.
Sniper: throws bucket of ice water on Karasu
Karasu: AH! Ok who threw me into the ocean again?!?!?!?! sees he's in Yusuke's house Ok never mind then.
Genkai: --;;; I don't think we want to know.
Seaman: really. Sniper, you scare me.
Ddc, Kit, Katie G, Jules, Shida, Wya, and Duo appear
Ddc: Muhahaha!! The dynamic seven appear once again!
Katie G: And this time we have two new members!!
Koenma: 0.0 we're doomed.
Yomi: It's the end of the world as we know it.
Kit: No, just for you pervert. CUS WE'RE GONNA KILL YOU!!!!
Katie G: PLUSHIES!!! ATTACK YOMI!!!
min yyh gang plushies jump out of bag
Plushie Shishiwakumaru: I MUST BE FAMOUS!!! PLUSHIES!!! CCCHHHAAARRRGGGEEEEEE!!!!
Plushies: jump onto Yomi and attack him
Everyone: pointing and laughing
Plushies: have pushed Yomi out of the window into the rose bush
Yomi: OOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
Ddc: Hahaha ok that was fun. Anyway, this is Wya and her sis Duo. They wanted to cause chaos with us. So, we let em!
Shida: Chaos is good.
Jules: Chaos is great.
Kit: So everyone
Katie G: Do the
Ddc: Funky
All Seven: Chaos dance!!!! flash peace signs as confetti flies through the air
Everyone: anime fall
Yusuke: Nooooo!!!!! Not that AGAIN!!!!!
Wya: Muhahahahahhaha you thought you were safe from that didn't you?
Duo: YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE FROM THE PEACE SIGN AND CONFETTI POSE!
All seven: cackling like witches
Ddc: Ok, Karasu's gonna spill the beans on the song NOW, so we're leaving.
Kit: wwoohoo!!!! We caused chaos again!!!!!
Jules: Oh yeah! We rock!
all seven disappear
Yusuke: if that happens again we're gonna die!
Karasu: No we aren't. CUS ME KURONUE AND BOTAN ARE GONNA SING KIDNAP THE SANDY CLAWS TO KURAMA!!!
Botan: squealing I LOVE THAT SONG!!!!
ddc appears
Ddc: No you don't. I love that song. You are not allowed to love it.
Botan: TT why not?1?!?!?!?!?!
Ddc: Because I say so that's why not!!! disappears
Kuronue: Why that song? It has nothing about confessions of love or getting down and dirty in a bedroom.
Karasu: giggling like a 2 year old You'll see! Wait, someone's gotta get Kurama.
Kuwabara: 0.0 NOT ME!!!!!
Kurama and Hiei: walk in with hair messed up
Hiei: That was fun, we should do that again later.
Kurama: But we wanted to hear the next song, so it had better be good!
Karasu: squealing YAY!!!!! NOW WE CAN START!!!!!!
Kurama: 0.0 somehow I get the feeling I'm not going to like this.
music starts
Karasu, Botan and Kuronue: Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws?
Karasu: I wanna do it!
Kuronue: Let's draw straws!
Botan: Jack said we should work together
Three of a kind
All three: Birds of a feather
Now and forever
WEEEEEEE!!!
La la la la la la la la la
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, lock him up real tight
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights
Kurama: gulps Who are they singing about?
Yusuke: You. Duh.
Kurama: TT how'd I guess?
Botan: First we're going to set some bait
Inside a nasty trap and wait
When he comes a-sniffing we will
Snap the trap and close the gate
Karasu: Wait! I've got a better plan
To catch this big red lobster man
Let's pop him in a boiling pot
And when he's done we'll butter him up!
All three: Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Throw him in a box
Bury him for ninety years
Then see if he talks
Botan: Then Mr. Oogie Boogie man
Botan and Kuronue: Can take the whole thing over then
Karasu and Kuronue: He'll be so pleased I do declare
All three: That he will cook him rare!
Wheeee!
Karasu: I say that we take a cannon
Aim it at his door and then
Knock three times and when he answers
Sandy Claws will be no more!
Kurama: 0.0....I hope they don't mean what I think they mean.
Yomi: crawls through window Oh they mean what you think they mean.
Kurama: TT
Botan: You're so stupid! Think now
If we blow him up to smithereens
We may lose some pieces
Botan and Kuronue: And then Jack will beat us black and green!
All three: Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Tie him in a bag
Throw him in the ocean
Then see if he is sad
Botan and Karasu: Because Mr. Oogie Boogie is the meanest guy around
If I were on his Boogie list, I'd get out of town.
Kurama: Ok who's Oogie Boogie?
Yomi: ME!
Everyone: laughing their asses off
Yusuke: Hahaha sucks for you Kurama!
Kurama: TT I don't like this song anymore.
Kuronue: He'll be so pleased by our success
That he'll reward us too I bet!
Kuronue and Karasu: Perhaps he'll make his special brew!
Botan Kuronue and Karasu: Of snake and spider stew!
Kuronue: mmmmmmm
Botan Kuronue and Karasu: We're his little henchmen
And we take our job with pride
We do our best to please him
And stay on his good side!
Botan: I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb!
Kuronue: I'm not the dumb one!
Karasu: You're no fun!
Botan: Shut up!!
Karasu: Make me!
Botan: I've got something, listen now
This one is real good, you'll see
We'll send a present to his door
Upon there'll be a note to read
Now in the box we'll wait and hide
Until his curiosity
Botan Karasu and Kuronue: Entices him to look inside
And then we'll have him
One, two, three!
Hiei: NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT!!!!!!
Kurama: yay! My knight in shining armor!
Hiei: blush
Yomi: hits Hiei over the head with a Genbu plushie teheheheheheh you mean sleeping night in shining armor.
Hiei: has passed out xX
Kurama: Noooooo TT
Botan Karasu and Kuronue: encircling Kurama Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Beat him with a stick
Lock him up for ninety years
See what makes him tick
Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Chop him into bits
Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks
Kidnap the Sandy Claws
See what we will
Lock him in a cage and then
Throw away the key!
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe
music ends
Karasu and Kuronue: have thrown Kurama into a bag and are dragging him upstairs
Yomi: YAY!!! WE GOT HIM!!! WE GOT HIM!!! skips upstairs
Kurama: muffled from inside the bag I thought you didn't like me anymore!!
Yomi: You should know, I have a thing for redheads. And besides, Ruka's getting boring.
Kurama: Haven't you ever heard of refrained urges and not screwing every on earth?
Yomi Karasu and Kuronue: NO! Tehehehehehehehe
Kurama: TT
Hiei: wakes up mmmm lemon lollipops. Huh? Where's Kurama?
Kuwabara: shakily points upstairs
Kurama: muffled wailing from upstairs Heeeellllppp mmeeeeee!!!!
Hiei: AHHH!!!!! flickers away
2 seconds later
Hiei: appears hugging Kurama while throwing beaten Yomi Karasu and Kuronue on the ground Shhh it's ok Fox. It's over now.
Kurama: sobbing into Hiei's chest
Yomi Karasu and Kuronue:
Kuronue: Oooowwwwww my head!!!
Karasu: Owww my back!
Yomi: Owwww my hamburger!
Everyone: anime fall
Shizuru: Baka, a hamburger is a food, not a part of your body!
Yomi: Oh. My bad. Oww my finger nails!
Everyone: --;;;;;;
Kieko: NOW can I say my idea?!?!?!?!?!
Everyone: NO!
Kieko: pouts Hmph. Fine. Be that way.
Touya: Ok we will.
Jin: That what you be getting for being a bossy lass.
Juri: Oooh!!! Ooh!! I have the best idea YET!
Ddc: Teheheheheheheheheehehehe ok that was very fun. I've been wanting to do that song since the moment I thought up this fic. Gotta love the Nightmare Before Christmas. Oh and that part where Kurama says that stuff about not screwing everything and the fanclub saying no, well that's an altered version of a scene in NBC, which goes like this.
dreamy swirl
Santa Claus: in a big bag on a walking bathtub Haven't you ever heard good will towards man and peace on earth?
Lock, Shock, and Barrel: NO! push Santa's head back in the back and walk off with the bathtub Teheehehehehehehe
end of dreamy swirl
Ok! Now that that has been covered, here are my traditional ending lines. Please please PLEASE review, and submit any songs that you wish to have heard.