Ddc: Lalalalala ooowwww my stomach hurts.
Kuri: SHE FINALLY MADE HERSELF SICK WITH HER OWN SINGING!!!
Ddc: --;;;;;
Kuri: WOOHOO!!! EVERYONE DO A DANCE!!!!!
Ddc: sneaks up behind Kuri and screeches in her ear in a very high pitched voice HATORI DID THE DRIVING!!!!!!!
Kuri: AAHHH!!!! dies from Riceball imitation xX
Ddc: Teheheheheheh standard disclaimers apply gotta love Fruits Basket.
Summary: Weeeeeee Mountain Dew is good for me. I've been saying that all afternoon. ;;;;;; I think I really killed a Junior today. But that's ok, he annoyed me anyway. Ok enough of that. NEW CHAPPIE!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!! I'm getting so many requests now, I hope I can make all of them into chapters before the end of summer, plus my own ideas. Which are amusing, and I think many people will like them for their pervertedness. ;;;;; but first I must use requested songs! Oh yeah, before I forget: YAOI WARNING!!!!!!! Think of this chapter as being like Barbie Girl, only Kurama's not dressed as a girl. ;;;; you'll see what I mean. And now, ON WITH THE FIC!!!!
Yusuke: I'm bored.
Kuwabara: Me too.
Karasu: WHY ARE YOU BORED?!?!?!
Kuronue: Yeah why??!?! That was the best song yet!!!!
Kuwabara: No it wasn't.
Botan: And remind us again exactly WHY it wasn't the best song yet?
Yusuke: Because it wasn't perverted.
Karasu Kuronue and Botan: anime fall
Katie G appears
Katie G: EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!! I'm glad people agree with me.
Yusuke: Hey look! The creepy girl with plushies agrees with us!!!!
Kurama: How is that a good thing?
Yusuke: I don't know. It just is.
Hiei: And his intelligence is once again proved to be nonexistent.
Kurama: True, true.
Hiei: I don't know Kuwabara, I think Yusuke's giving you a run for your money in the stupidity area.
Kuwabara: Really? HOW DARE YOU URAMESHI!!!! Wait, that was an insult wasn't it.
Jin: I be thinkin' that Urameshi still has a long way ta go before he be getting anywhere near the human turtle.
Touya: I agree.
Chu: Why is he a turtle, mate?
Jin: Because, turtles be dumb. Duh.
Chu: Oh. Good point.
Juri: You know what Chu?
Chu: Wait fishey?
Juri: You sound like Bruce from Finding Nemo.
Chu: YES!! I AM A GIANT SHARK!!! MY GOAL HAS BEEN ACHIEVED!!!
Everyone: anime fall
Shizuru: Chu, have you been drinking again?
Chu: hiccup Maybe...
Shizuru: How could you?!?!!?!?!?!?! I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO DRINK TOGETHER!!!!!
Chu: TT sorry. Beer?
Shizuru: Toss it here.
Kurama: --;;;; well that was fast.
Katie G: Um how come I'm the only one here?
Wya appears
Wya: Now you're not.
Sniper: How is it a good thing that you're here?
Wya: SSSNNNIIIIPPPEEERRR!!!!! glomps sniper
Sniper: Ggggaaahhh can't...breath....
Seaman: Nooooo!!!! SNIPER!!!! MY LOVE!!!!
Everyone: 0.0
Sensui: Since when did you love Sniper?!?!?!?!?
Itsuki: Congradulations!
Sensui: TT I feel so left out.
ddc appears
Ddc: Oooo I get to explain things again!! Weeeeeeee
Yusuke: Oh great the chaos girls are back.
Ddc: No, Jules, Shira, Shida, Kit, and Duo aren't here. Get it right!
Yusuke: --;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Ddc: ok anyway, Sniper and Seaman are lovers cus they look cute together. And cus Wya pointed out that there aren't very many sniperxseaman fics. So now there is one! Woohoo!!!!!! CREATIVITY RULES THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: anime fall
Ddc: Ok that's enough chaos for one day. Get on with the party already! Look, Genkai and Toguro fell asleep.
Genkai and Toguro: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Ddc: Ok Wya, no killing Sniper anymore. C'mon!
Wya: Awwwww ok. BUT I'M COMING BACK!!!!
Katie G: ME TOO!!!
Ddc: Maybe.
Ddc, Wya, and Katie G disappear
Juri: Ok yeah! What they said! Anyway, here's my idea. Kurama sings Naughty Girl!!!!! CUS THAT SONG ROCKS!!!!
Kurama: TT Why me?1?!?!?!?!?!?!
Juri: Cus we want you to thats why! Now hop to it!
music starts
Kurama: I love to love you, baby
I love to love you, baby
Uhh
Uhh
Uhh
Kuwabara: I'm having very bad images!!!!
Yusuke: Shut up!!!!!!! shoves Kuwabara's head into a vase
Kurama: I'm feelin' sexy
I wanna hear you say my name, boy
If you can reach me
You can feel my burnin' flame
Hiei: 0,0 (a/n: DROOL FACE!!! ;;;;;)
Kurama: smirking at Hiei's reaction to the lyrics Feelin' kinda N-A-S-T-Y
I might just take you home with me
Baby the minute I feel your energy
Your vibe has just taken over me
Start feelin' so crazy babe
Karasu and Kuronue: TAKE US HOME WITH YOU TOO KURAMA!!!!
Koto: I LOVE YOU KURAMA!!!!!!
Kurama: edging away Latel i feel the funk coming over me
I don't know what's gotten into me
The rhythm's got me feelin' so crazy babe
Kurama fanclub: dying
Hiei: still drooling 0,0
Kurama: walks slowly and suggestively towards Hiei Tonight I'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin' all my girls
We're gonna turn this party out
I know you want my body
Tonight I'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin' all my girls
I see you look me up and down
And I came to party
Yusuke: rolling on the floor laughing his ass off
Hiei: smirking
Kurama: You're so sexy
Tonight I am all yours, boy
The way your body moves across the floor
Feelin' kinda N-A-S-T-Y
I might just take you home with me
Baby the minute I feel your energy
Your vibe has just taken over me
Start feelin' so crazy babe
Lately I feel the funk coming over me
I don't know what's gotten into me
The rhythm's got me feelin' so crazy babe
Hiei: whispering while smirking I can make you feel crazy baby
Everyone: Oooooooooo o0
Kuwabara: throwing up in vase
Kurama: trying not to snicker Tonight I'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin' all my girls
We're gonna turn this party out
I know you want my body
Tonight I'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin' all my girls
I see you look me up and down
And I came to party
Karasu and Kuronue: WE DID TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kurama: 0.0 backing away I love to love you, baby
I love to love you baby
I love to love you baby
I love to love you baby
Tonight I'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin' all my girls
We're gonna turn this party out
I know you want my body
Tonight I'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin' all my girls
I see you look me up and down
And I came to party
Hiei: almost jumping up and down on coach waiting for song to end (a/n: ooo wonder why. )
Kurama: Tonight I'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin' all my girls
We're gonna turn this party out
I know you want my body
Tonight I'll be your naughty girl
I'm calling all my girls
I see you look me up and down
And I came to party
music ends
Hiei: jumps up, grabs Kurama, and races upstairs
Everyone else: 0.0
Yusuke: ....wow. Hiei can really move fast when he wants to can't he?
two strange boys appear, one with long blond hair in a ponytail, and one with long red hair
Blond: Wow. Jeez Hiro, why don't you do that for ME?!?!?!?!
Hiro: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!??! K!!!!! YOU ARE SO EMBARRASSING TO BE WITH!!!
K: flashes peace sign vv
Yusuke: Aw man, not MORE random chaos people!
Hiro: Huh? Waaaaiiitt. K, where the hell are we?
K: Ummmmmmm good question.
Hiro: --;;;;;;;;;
K: ;;;;;;;;;
Hiro: glares at K K..........
K: Oh! I know! We went to the wrong house!
Everyone: anime fall
Hiro: NOT AGAIN!!!!
K: Heheheh my bad!
Yusuke: holding head in confusion Who ARE you people?!!??!?!?!
Hiro: Oh hi. I guess we should introduce ourselves. My name is Nakano Hiro, and I'm the guitarist for Bad Luck. And that MORON over there is my manager K, who is an American who really likes his guns.
K:
Yusuke: Wait wait wait wait. Guns as is "boom boom bang bang", or the other kind.
K: BOTH!
Hiro and Yusuke: anime fall
ddc and kit appear
Ddc: Ok you two! That's enough.
Yusuke: from the floor Hey look the chaos girls are back
Ddc: Yup. Oh Kkkkkk!! glomps K
Kit: NO!!! IT'S MY TURN!!!!
Ddc: NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
K: ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; I'm loved by all.
Ddc: That's cus you're a sexy American with a gun!
K: GUNS! GUNS! GET IT RIGHT!
Ddc: Fine fine. GunS. Happy?
K: yup!
Hiro: TT I don't feel loved.
Kit: Awwwwwww glomps Hiro You're loved Hiro!
Hiro: Yay!
Yyh gang:
Ddc: ;;;;; ok time to go. BYE!
ddc, kit, K, and hiro disappear
Yusuke: I REALLY wish they would stop doing that.
Jin: pondering What kind of a name is K?
Touya: Who knows.
Shizuru: Americans are weird.
Chu: Here here!
Ruka: MY TURN FOR MY IDEA!!!!
Kieko: TT nobody ever listens to me.
Ruka: Duh. Ok here it is...
Ddc: Weeeee!!! Happy Kit? I used your idea to put K and Hiro in the fic. And for all of you who are incredibly confused right now, which, I suspect, is just about everyone, K and Hiro are from the show Gravitation, which is a yaoi fan's dream show. so if you're interested you should check it out. Anyway, I hope everyone liked this chappie, and please send in requests and reviews!!!! I LUV ALL WHO DO!!