Summary: Ron's going to marry an American Muggle!?!?!? Hermione secretly in love with Ron and trying to break up the wedding!?!?!? Harry's gay and with Neville!?!?!? Based on the movie starring Julia Roberts, which I am watching now.
DISCLAIMER: Let's face it. I don't own jack squat lol. The plot belongs to everyone associated with My Best Friend's Wedding and the characters all belong to J.K Rowling (lucky I would buy them off of her if I could) HAPPY READING!! R/R!
Hermione, Ron, and Kim walked into a crowded bar and Ron shouted, "Kareoke! Where did you find this place?"
"Doorman told me and you are singing the song!" Hermione said, happily following him as he led them to a table. The guy that was standing up singing finished and they clapped. Hermione reached over the table and said to Kim, "I didn't realize this was a kareoke bar."
Kim nodded and Ron said, "This is great! Spending time with my two best girls."
A waitress showed up and got their drink orders that turned Hermione and Ron in a steady conversation about something that happened in Florence. Kim looked between them feeling slightly left out, but watching between them with a smile on her face. She interrupted them to say, "I've always loved Florence."
Hermione looked at her and said to Ron, "You should take her there. She's perky, she deserves a honeymoon."
"Oh yeah, well..."
"Oh yeah, well? What is that? You're off the road in September! And when does school start back up for you?"
Kim glanced at Ron and said, "Actually I'm not going back this year."
"Aren't you? I mean, don't architects find a degree...kind of an asset?"
"Well no, I think the most important thing is for us to be together."
A waitress came up behind them and tapped Kim, holding a microphone and said, "Hey. I wanna hear you sing."
Kim shook her head, "No! No thank you!"
"Kimmy hates to sing," Hermione told Ron. He looked between Hermione and Kim and said, "Oh, does she?"
She nodded and Ron took the microphone and stood up, "Alright folks. Everybody! My bride-to-be here is going to kick some ass!"
Kim looked up at him, her eyes wide, and said, "No, Ron! No, no, no."
"Come on! It'll be fun
Hermione stood up and said, "No Ron, no. She doesn't want to. Ron, leave her alone." She took the microphone and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, please keep it up for the vocal stylings of Miss Kimberly Wallace!"
Kim looked up to her, completely mortified as Hermione sat back down and handed her the microphone. Kim stood up, shaking and began to sing off key to I Just Don't Know What to Do With Myself by Tommy Hunt. "I just don't know what to do with myself. Don't know just what to do with myself. I'm so used to doing everything with you..."
"You SUCK!" some guy shouted at her.
"Planning everything for two. And now that we're through .I just don't know what to do with my time.""YOU SUCK!"
"I'm so lonesome for you, it's a crime. Going to a movie only makes me sad. Parties make me feel as bad. When I'm not with you, I just don't know what to do."
Someone started cheering and she began laughing so hard she couldn't sing, but she kept trying and started swaying and dancing. "Like a summer rose needs the sun and rain. I need your sweet love to beat all the pain. I just don't know what to do with myself. I just don't know what to do with myself. Baby, if your new love ever turns you down. Come back, I will be around. Just waiting for you, I just know what else to do. Like a summer rose needs the sun and rain. I need your sweet love to beat all the pain."
By the time she had finished everyone was clapping and Ron had this look of pure shock on his face as Hermione looked around and began clapping as well.
Ron kissed her and said, "That was terrible! Just terrible!" Kim laughed and kissed him again.
"Are you sure you don't want me to come?" Hermione asked Kim later that night.
"No I'm only going to the dinner my friend's set up for me. I don't think Ginny and Mandy are going." She focused her attention on Ron and said, "Call me?"
"Of course!" He said as he kissed her through the open kid window. As they pulled apart she waved to Hermione and the cab drove off.
"Wanna get a hot dog?" Ron asked.
Hermione nodded.
A little later they were sitting on the steps to the El, eating hot dogs.
"Were you shocked when I told you?" Ron asked around a mouthful of hot dog.
Hermione thought for a moment chewing, before saying, "Shocked? No."
He moved closer to her and she added, "A little."
"Okay."
"A lot...I fell off the bed."
Ron laughed. "That explains the thump."
"Mmm."
"You like her, don't you?"
"Yeah I do."
"That's enthusiastic," Ron laughed, sarcastically.
Hermione laughed and said, "No, she's great."
"'No, she's great!'""I mean seriously can't sing a note, but to make that kind of sacrifice."
"What? Quitting school?"
"All of it. All to follow you around on this dumb job, where you travel like the whole year."
"Dumb job?"
Hermione looked in his brown eyes and said, "Well, it's not a grown up job, Ron."
"My job never bothered you before."
"It doesn't now, but I'm not Kimmy. Her dad owns the Steelers and Fox Sports. I'm just surprised it hasn't come up."
"What? What's it?"
Hermione paused trying to figure out how to put it. She came up with, "Corner office with a view, you in a nice, blue suit. Permanent Pittsburgh address, somewhat close to mom and dad."
Ron shook his head and said, "No. Never. She would never even think of that. You don't know her."
She just looked at him and nodded slightly.
A/N: Yay! I updated. I hoped you like. I don't really, but the next one I may...if I can remember what it's about... R/R!