Ddc: Pray for mercy from PUSS! IN BOOTS!!!!! .
Kuri: -.-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ok stop copying Shrek 2 and say the disclaimer
Ddc: Never! In gord!
Kuri: You mean "en guard" right?
Ddc: Oh yeah. Whatever. Same thing. EN GUARD!!!!
Kuri: -.-;;;;;; she owns nothing.
Summary: WEEEE!!!! MOUNTAIN DEW IS GOOD!!! .;;;;; sorry for all who have requested songs, I promise that I will do a request next chapter. It's just that I got this really good idea, and I just HAD to use it. Aren't you all happy that I decided to post this only 2 days after I posted chapter 8? I know Kit and Katie G are. ;;;;; This isn't as perverted of a chapter as some others, so for all you guys who like pervertedness, sorry. coughcoughKitandKatieGcoughcough But I hope that it's still just as funny! And now. ON WITH THE FICCY FIC!!!
Sniper: Seaman.
Seaman: Yes?
Sniper: I have a very serious question for you.
Seaman: Um ok. What is it?
Sniper: Which do you like better in bed? My gun, me, or a spoon?
Everyone: anime fall
Yusuke: WHAT KIND OF A QUESTION IS THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Sniper: A VERY SERIOUS ONE THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!!
Seaman: .;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Sniper: Well? Which one?
Seaman: Umm...you?
Sniper: I don't believe you. You like my gun better don't you! ADMIT IT!
Seaman: You're scaring me. 0.0
Kurama: This is funny.
Hiei: Yup.
Kuwabara: Hey when did you guys get here?
Hiei: Since a second ago.
Kurama: Duh.
Kuwabara: Um ook then.
Karasu: You bring up a very good question Sniper. goes up to Kurama Which do YOU like better in bed Kurama? A gun, me, or a spoon?
Kurama: 0.0 NONE OF THEM!
Kuronue: I bet he likes the spoon best.
Karasu: No I think he likes a machine gun.
ddc and Kit appear
Ddc: And the dynamic duo has returned! .
Kit: Yup! We rock! Now where'd Hiro go? I wanna jump him.
Ddc: Oh they're at home having fun with K's guns.
Yusuke: Oh so THAT'S where this whole conversation started.
Sniper: Yup.
Kit: T.T nooo! My beloved Hiro is gone! sees Karasu Oh well. You'll do just fine. . jumps Karasu
Karasu: AH!
Kuronue: NOOOO!!! HE'S MINE!!!!
Everyone: shocked gasp
Kuronue: What?
Kit: You said that outloud.
Kuronue: 0.0 oops. Hehehehehehe forget I ever said that!!!!!!! .;;;;;;;;;;
Karasu: teary eyes I like you too Kuro!!!!!!
Kuro: You...you do?
Karasu: Yup!
Ddc and Kit: watching from side
Ddc: Awwwwwww!
Kit: This calls for a group hug!!!!!
Ddc: YAY! GROUP HUG!!!
Katie G, Jules, Shida, Duo and Wya appear
Katie G: GROUP HUG!!!!!
Wya and Duo: YAY!!!!!!
Jules: Woohoo!!!!
Chaos girls: all hug each other
Yusuke: This is getting creepy.
Kuwabara: You said it.
Sensui: Can you guys disappear now? You're scaring us.
Itsuki: Yes. Please.
Ddc: evil grin ooookkkkk we'll go. Say your idea Ruka.
chaos girls disappear
Ruka: . ok here's my idea! Jin and Itsuki sing to Living La Vida Loca, but the Shrek 2 version. Oh and Jin's the Donkey and Itsuki's Puss.
Touya: Who are they singing about?
Botan: Yes we must know!
Ruka: Ok I'll tell Botan and the girls. But no one else gets to know! Cus it's a surprise. . whispers to Kieko Shizuru and Botan
Shizuru: OH MY GOD THAT'LL BE SO FRICKIN' FUNNY!!!
Kieko: blushing
Botan: Hahahaha. Oh Itsuki! Come here please, we gotta get you ready too! . Oh I just love being the costume girl!
Sensui: NOOOO!!! ITSUKI!!!!
Itsuki: is being dragged into bathroom by Botan
Shizuru: pushes Sensui away Don't worry. You'll like what Botan's gonna do to him.
Jin: I just hope she be a hurryin up! Cus I be wantin' ta sing!
10 minutes later
Botan: . ok he's ready! Start the music! Shizuru, Kieko, could you get the girl please?
Shizuru and Kieko: Ok! .
music starts
Jin: Uno! Dos! Cuatro! Hit it!
Listen Donkey, yo.
She's into superstition
Black cats and voodoo dolls
Itsuki: comes out dressed in a spanish silk black shirt with a rose in house moutt and starts singing in spanish accent I feel a premonition
That girl's gonna make me fall
Everybody: 0,0
Sensui: has fainted from sight of Itsuki x.X
Jin: Here we go!
Itsuki: She's into new sensation
Jin and Itsuki: New kicks and candle light
She's got a new addiction
For every day and night
She'll make you take your clothes off
And go dancing in the rain
Koto: WE WANT YOU TO DO THAT ITSUKI!!!!
Juri: YEAH!! WE LOOOVVVEEE YOU!!!!!
Itsuki: 0.0;;;;
Jin and Itsuki: She'll make you live her crazy life
But she'll take away your pain
Like a bullet to your brain!
Kuwabara: Who's the girl?
Yusuke: gets pushed out of bathroom by girls and is dressed in a knee length red dress
Everyone: 0.0
Kuwabara: 0.0 Sorry I asked.
Jin and Itsuki: trying not to laugh Upside inside out
Living la vida loca
She'll push and pull you down
Living la vida loca
Her lips are devil red
And her skin's the color mocha
She will wear you out
Living la vida loca
Living la vida loca
Living la vida loca
Itsuki: Hey, Donkey! That's Spanish!
Jin: winks at Itsuki
Itsuki: winks back Woke up in New York City
In a funky cheap motel
She took my heart, she took my money
She must've slipped me a sleeping pill
Yusuke: Why do I have to be dressed like this?!?!?!?!?!?!
Guys: rolling around laughing their asses off
Girls: drooling over Itsuki
Kurama: Hahahaha how does it feel to be a cross dresser Yusuke?
Yusuke: -.- SHUT UP KURAMA!!! YOU WERE ONE TOO!!!
Hiei: Yeah and he looked GOOD as one!!!!!
Kuwabara: Unlike you!!!!
Itsuki: She never drinks the water
Makes you order French Champagne
And once you had a taste of her
You'll never be the same
She'll make you go insane!
Jin and Itsuki: singing back to back Upside inside out
Living la vida loca!
She'll push and pull you down
Living la vida loca!
Her lips are devil red
And her skin's the color mocha
She will wear you out!
Living la vida loca
Living la vida loca
Living la vida loca
Jin: Come on!
Ruka Koto and Juri: holding up an "We Love You Itsuki" banner
Yusuke: Can I PLEASE change out of this thing?!?!?!?!
Botan: Nope! .
Yusuke: T.T
Jin: Oh she's living la vida loca
Bring it down!
Jin and Itsuki: Upside inside out
Living la vida loca!
She'll push and pull you down
Living la vida loca!
Her lips are devil red
And her skin's the color mocha
She will wear you out!
Living la vida loca
Living la vida loca
Living la vida loca
She'll push and pull you down
Living la vida loca!
Her lips are devil red
And her skin's the color mocha
She will wear you out!
Living la vida loca
Living la vida loca
Living la vida loca
Living la vida loca
music ends
Yusuke: FINALLY!!! runs into bathroom to change out of dress
Itsuki: backing away from approaching fan club of Ruka Juri and Koto
Juri: We love you Itsuki
Koto: We want you Itsuki
Ruka: We need you Itsuki
Itsuki fanclub: evil devil eyes leering at Itsuki (a/n: For all who have seen fruits basket, think of Yuki's fanclub girls when they're giving him chocolates on valentines day.)
Itsuki: 0.0 meep!!! Somebody save me!!!!
Sensui: wakes up Where's the chicken? sees Itsuki getting ready to be jumped by fan girls AH! MY BEAUTIFUL ITSUKI! I'LL SAVE YOU!!!
Itsuki: Yay!!! My savior!!!
Sensui: I'M COMING MY LOVE! runs to Itsuki
Itsuki: MY HERO!
Itsuki Fanclub: Noooooooo!!!!
Sensui: I'M CCCCOOOMMMI trips on rug and lands flat on face
Everyone: Oooo
Kuwabara: That would hurt
Touya: How embarrassing
Sniper: Man that sucks
Seaman: No it sucks motsza balls.
Sniper: Ok it sucks motsza balls.
Itsuki fanclub: YAY! WE WIN! drag Itsuki away
Itsuki: Noooooooo!!!!! T.T
Botan: Ok! Next song idea!
Ddc: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THAT WAS SO FUN TO WRITE!!!!!! Gotta love Shrek 2. And if you haven't seen it GO SEE IT THIS SECOND! Because my alter ego/twin is in it. PUSS!!!!! I swear, I act just like him. Even my mom says so! And that means that I do, cus my mom hates to agree with me on these things. So when you go see it just remember: Itsuki in a spanish black silk shirt with a rose in his mouth singing to Living La Vida Loca with Jin as Donkey at the end. And also;
says in a spanish accent Pray for mercy from PUSS! In boots. .
Darkestdemonchild: Ok well this is the end of this chappie, I hope you all had as much fun reading it as I had writing it. And here are some end notes that I would like to make. First; the part about guns and spoons was taken from some conversations that Kit and I have had numerous times over AIM where I send her Gravitation pics of K and Hiro and add my own comments on what I think they're saying. If you would ever like to see what really goes on behind the scenes of me writing this story, which you probably don't want to, feel free to IM me at Fallenangel16908. Oh yeah, and if you ever want any of the songs used in this fic please feel free to IM me and ask me for them. Um...damn there was something else I wanted to say but I forget what it is. ;;; oh yeah! Mixing Dr. Pepper, Coke, and Mountain Dew is really yummy and a great way to get hyper. Please review with requests!