Disclaimer: Lalalalalallalalalalalalaalalalal I'm having fun singing.
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Ddc: Hmmmmm where's Kuri?
crickets still chirping
Ddc: taps foot Kuri! We're all waiting for your big entrance and your classic insults towards me! Even though you know I'm way cooler than you and everyone loves me more than they love you!
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Ddc: -- stupid crickets just shut up already. I don't own anything by the way.
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Ddc: RAWR!!!! STOP THE DAMN CHIRPING ALREADY!!!! runs around stomping on crickets
Summary: Ah that was fun. Weeeee!!!! Everyone liked that chapter!!! With the exception of one person, that is. If you want to see what happens when you get in a fight with me in a chatroom, just scroll down. It's rather amusing, really. And seeing as my buddy DI (demonidentity) successfully made my entire week, I'm dedicating this chapter to her! Luv ya, DI! Hope you like it!
Sensui: WWWHHHHAAAA!!! WHERE IS ITSSSUUUKKIII?!?!?!?!
Sniper: Oh put a dead fish in your mouth already. You know where he is.
Sensui: Eeewwwwwww that would be gross! No way!
Seaman: It's better than a four day old decaying fetal pig that has been in a bucket for who knows how long.
Sensui: 0.0 toss the fish here.
Kuwabara: Where do you GET these ideas?!?!?!?! That was just plain nasty!
Botan: evil grin Not as nasty as this next song is going to be.
Kurama: gulps I hope that you weren't thinking of having ME do anything.
Botan: Actually, no, I wasn't. That would be funny though, but you've been hogging the mic too much, so you aren't singing any more for a while.
Kurama: Whew. Hey what do you mean "hogging"??!?!?!? YOU guys were the ones who made me sing!!!!!
Botan: Whatever, whatever, it's not important. The only thing that really matters is that...
Yusuke: Wait wait wait. Something's not right here.
Kieko: I know what it is!
Hiei: Ok what's missing if you're so smart?
Kieko: NO ONE IS LISTENING TO MY IDEAS!
Genkai: That doesn't count.
Yusuke: Hey! Grandma woke up!
Genkai: Can it half pint.
Yusuke: HEY!!!!! I'M NOT A HALF PINT!!! I'M TALLER THAN YOU!!! And besides, Hiei's the half pint.
Hiei: towering over Yusuke NOT ANYMORE! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yusuke: looks up at Hiei Wow, Hiei, you had one hell of a growth spurt.
Shizuru: No, he just discovered my brother's stilts.
Hiei: WEE!!! I'M TALL!!!! I'M TALL!!! MUHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! NO MORE BEING PICKED ON FOR BEING SHORT!!!! runs around in stilts
Kurama: ;;;;; hehe Hiei, I don't think you should run around in those, you might...
Hiei: runs right into a wall ooowwwww my head.
Yomi: You're head hurts too? Wow! What a coincidence!
Karasu: sees opportunity Oh Kuuurrraaammmaaa! While you're lover boy on stilts is down, how about you, me, and Kuro go upstairs? I don't think we're singing next, are we Bubbles?
Botan: MY NAME IS BOTAN! NOT BUBBLES!!! BUBBLES IS A YELLOW FISH!
Karasu: Botan, Bubbles, same thing. Just answer the question.
Botan: crosses arms and pouts Hmph. No, you aren't. I don't like you anymore. We are never doing another song together again!
Karasu: Fine by me. I'll be too busy having fun with Kuro and Kurama.
Kurama: 0.0 LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!
Hiei: wakes up No I won't leave you alone. Hey where'd these stick things come from? Wonder what happens if I stand in em. stands up in stilts WEEEE!!!!! I'M TALL!!! I'M TALL!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! NO MORE BEING PICKED ON FOR BEING SHORT!!!!! runs around in stilts
Yusuke: You know, I'm beginning to see a pattern here. Let's test the theory, shall we Kuwabra?
Kuwabara: --;;;;;; don't call me that.
Yusuke: Kuwabra. Kuwabra. Kuwabra.
Kuwabara: --;;;;;;
Hiei: WEEE!!!!!! runs into wall and passes out
Yusuke: Yup. Definately a pattern. Hey Kurama! How long has he been doing that?
Kurama: trying to fend off drooling Kuronue and Karasu with a pillow Um...10 times? No, wait. 15. Sorry. Back! Back! Get BACK!
Yusuke: --;;;;; should have guessed.
Itsuki: staggers into room with hair messed up Guessed what?
Sensui: IITTSSSUUUKKIII!!! glomps Itsuki
Itsuki: That was horrible. Never let those freaky girls get me again please!!!!!!!!!
Sensui: Never! I will never let them attack you again!
Itsuki Fanclub: OOOOO IIITTTSSSUUUKKIII!!!!!!!
Itsuki: AHH!!! jumps into Sensui's arms Sensui!!! SAVE ME!!!!!
Sensui: Um, ok. runs away from Itsuki Fanclub
Itsuki Fanclub: CHARRRGGGEEE!!! run after Sensui and Itsuki
Itsuki: AH! SENSUI! RUN FASTER! THEY'RE GAINING ON US!
Yusuke: Hmmm this is interesting
Shizuru: Ok who wants to tell them that they're running in a circle around the couch?
Sniper: Nobody tell them. This is pure comedy.
Botan: NO THIS ISNT!!! trips Sensui and the Itsuki Fanclub PAY ATTENTION!!!!! The next pair to go will be Jin and Touya singing Dirty! And Touya gets to be Christina.
Touya: 0.0 WHY ME?!?!?!?!?!
Jin: That be because you never be a talking, that's why Icy! Weeee!!!! I get to sing again!!! I get to sing again!!! Woo wee zooom!!!!!
Touya: T.T I'm not going to like this.
music starts
Jin: rapping Ahh, dirrty
Touya: singing sexily Dirrty
Jin: Filthy, filthy
Nasty, Christina, you nasty
Touya: Yeeahh
Jin: Too dirrty to clean my act up
If you ain't dirrty
You ain't here to party!
Touya: Woo!
Ladies!
Jin: Move!
Touya: Gentlemen!
Jin: Move!
Somebody ring the alarm
A fire on the roof
Touya: Ring the alarm
Jin: And I'm throwin' elbows
Touya: Ring the alarm
Jin: And I'm throwin' elbows
Touya: Ring the alarm
Jin: And I'm throwin' elbows
Touya: Ring the alarm
Jin: And I'm throwin' elbows
Touya: Ring the alarm
Jin: And I'm throwin' elbows
Touya: Ring the alarm
Jin: And I'm throwin' elbows
Touya: Ring the alarm
Jin: And I'm throwin' elbows
Everyone: 0.0
Yusuke: Daaammmnnn those two are good
Kuwabara: At least they aren't all over each other like SOME PEOPLE WE KNOW! glares at Kurama
Kurama: ;;;; I have no idea what you're talking about.
Touya: Oh, I'm overdue
Give me some room
I'm comin' through
Paid my dues
In the mood
Me and the girls gonna shake the room
starts dancing suggestively in front of Jin DJ's spinning
Show your hands
Let's get dirrty
That's my jam
I need that, uh, to get me off
Sweat until my clothes come off
Jin: 0.0
Everyone else except Kuwabara : rolling around laughing again
Kuwabara: turning green I thought that those two were better than Kurama and Hiei!!!
Kurama: trying to wake Hiei up again hahaha Hiei! This is great! Wake up!
Hiei: xX
Touya: It's explosive, speakers are pumping
Oh
Still jumping, six in the morning
Table dancing, glasses are mashing
Oh
No question, time for some action
Temperature's up
Can you feel it?
About to erupt
Gonna get my girls
Get your boys
Gonna make some noise!
Jin: I like this song! dancing behind Touya
Kuwabara: MY EYES! MY EYES! runs away
Everyone else: still laughing
Hiei: Huh? Ooooo fun fun fun.
Kurama: Yay! You're awake!!
Hiei: yup!
Touya: Wanna get rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Sweat dripping over my body
Dancing getting just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival
Jin: I REALLY like this song
Kurama and Hiei: making out
Sensui: blushing because Itsuki is sitting in his lap
Karasu: moving closer to Kuronue very sneakily
Sniper: looking around suspiciously
Touya: Ah, heat is up
So ladies, fellas
Drop your cups
Body's hot
Front to back
Now move your ass
I like that
Tight hip huggers
Low for sure
Shake a little somethin'
On the floor
I need that, uh, to get me off
Sweat until my clothes come off
Let's get open, cause a commotion
Ooh oh
We're still going, eight in the morning
There's no stopping, we keep it popping
Oh
Hot rocking, everyone's talking
Give all you got
Give it to me
Just hit the spot
Gonna get my girls
Get your boys
Gonna make some noise!
Jin: 0.0
Touya: smirking and dancing closer to Jin Rowdy!
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Ooh sweat dripping over my body
Dancing getting just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
Oh, oh
It's about time for my arrival
Here it comes, it's the one
You've been waiting on
Get up, get it up
Yup, that's what's up
Giving just what you want
To the maximum
Uh oh, here we go
Here we go
You can tell when the music
Starts to drop
That's when we take it
To the parking lot
And I bet you somebody's
Gonna call the cops
Uh oh's, here we go's
Here we go
Ooh ooh ooh, yeah, yeah
Jin: Yay! My turn!
Touya: smirking and dancing still with Jin
Jin: Yo, hot damn, Doc a jam like a summer show
I keep my car lookinng like a crash dummy drove
My gear look like the bank got my money froze
For dead presidents I pimp like Huddy roll
Doc the one that excite ya divas
Touya: Ow!
If the media shine
I'm shining with both sleeves up
Yo Christina, better hop in here
My block live and in color, like Rodman hair
Touya: Yeah
The club is packed, the bar is filled
I'm waiting for sister to act, like Lauryn Hill
Frankly, it's a rap, no bargain deals
I drive a four wheel ride with foreign wheels
Throw it up
Baby it's brick city, you heard of that
We blessed, and hung low, like Bernie Mac
Dogs, let 'em out, women, let 'em in
It's like I'm ODB, the way I'm freaking
Touya: Wanna get rowdy
Rowdy, yeah
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Sweat dripping over my body
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival
Rowdy!
Gonna get a little unruly
Ooh oh
Get it fired up in a hurry
Ooh oh
Wanna get dirty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Ooh sweat dripping over my body
Dancing getting just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival
Rowdy!
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Ooh sweat dripping over my body
Dancing getting just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival
Uh, what?
music ends
Kuronue and Karasu: making out
Kurama and Hiei: have gone from making out to the upstairs room AGAIN
Itsuki and Sensui: making out
Seaman and Sniper: making out
Kuwabara: AHHH!!! EVERYONE'S MAKING OUT!!!!!
Botan: EXACTLY! ok! Any ideas for the next song?
Koto: Oo! Oo! Pick me!!!
Ddc: Tehehehe sorry this was ended fast, I wanted to get it finished so I could post it Friday night. Hope you liked it! And don't forget, please review and send in any requests and I promise to consider them if not use them.