Disclaimer: Wwwwhhhhaaaaaaaaa
Kuri: --;;; what is it now?
Ddc: I got a ton of itchy witchies!!!!!!! Kuri!!!!! Make the big bad mosquito bites go away!
Kuri: What am I, your mom?
Ddc: Mmmaaayyybbeee. Can I have more gum?
Kuri: Oh so this is what this is all about. No! No more gum! It's bad for your teeth!
Ddc: whining Sooooo?!?!?!?!?! I WANT MY GUM!
Kuri: --;;;; she doesn't own anything except me and Kenji, who has convienently gone to a tanning salon.
Ddc: Huh? He's a vampire! Vampires don't go to tanning salons!!!!! Give me my gum!
Kuri: Yeah well tell that to him. And no, I'm not giving you your gum.
Ddc: growling GIVE ME MY GUM BITCH!
Kuri: 0.0
Summary: Hi people! Did you miss me? Sorry this chapter is a few days late, I was literally in the middle of nowhere this past weekend for my cus' wedding, and all that fun stuff. Fun fun fun all around, neh? Anyway, I'm back with a vengence, and ready to kick off this summer with a ton of fic updates and I'm trying to organize a regular updating schedual for this fic, so if you have any suggestions other than me updating every day or every other day, please send them to me via review, email, or IM. And with no further ado, ON WITH THE FICCY!
Hiei: La de da.
Yusuke: Oh my god Hiei can sing. It's a miracle.
Hiei: HEY! I'VE BEEN SINGING A LOT THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
Kuwabara: Wow. He can yell too.
Hiei: Oh I'll yell you...
Kurama: Tehehe now Hiei, we know you can yell, we don't need a demonstration. Unless, of course, you want a vocal AND visual demonstration, in which case I'd be happy to assist.
Sniper: Does he always talk like that?
Karasu: No, I don't think I've ever heard Kurama talk like that.
Kuronue: I HAVE! I HAVE! I feel special.
Yusuke: You know, that tone does ring a bell.
Kuwabara: Yeah, I just can't put my finger on it.
Kurama: literally crawling all over Hiei
Hiei: --;;;;;;;;;; down foxy boy.
Kurama: purring Never!
Hiei: --;;;;;;;;;;;;
Yomi: Oh! I know why he sounds like that.
Yusuke Kuwabara Sniper and Karasu: Why?
Kuronue: Yes, oh wise Yomi, tell us the ways of Kurama's vocal tones.
Yomi: --;;;; you already know why dumbass.
Kuronue: Oh yeah, I do don't I? ;;;; tehe my bad.
Yomi: Ok, ignoring the batty moron over there. Now, children, lets analyze the situation. What can we see about Kurama just from looking at him?
Karasu: Oh! Oh! Pick me! Pick me!
Yomi: Ok, what do you see Karasu, hun.
Karasu: Kurama's being extra horny right now. Can we go jump him?
Kuronue: Yeah! Can we?
Karasu and Kuronue: jumping up and down Please! Please! Please!
Yomi: Normally, I'd say yes. But I'm acting intelligent right now, so no you may not molest Kurama. But you may settle with each other if you need to relieve yourselves.
Karasu and Kuronue: oooohhh. OK! start making out
Everyone else: --;;;;;;;;
Yomi: chuckling like a 50 year old father Haha well, that's what you youngens do now adays. Ah, to be that young again.
Mukuro: When was that? In the Cretacious period?
Yomi: I resent that you know.
Mukuro: I know. That's why I said it.
Yomi: Ok I'm just going to ignore you over there. Anyway, what else can be noticed about the rare and wild and oh-so-sexy Kurama?
Yusuke: Oh I don't know. Maybe the fact that HE HAS SILVER HAIR, IS ABOUT 7 FEET TALL, HAS GOLD EYES, AND IS PRACTICALLY SCREWING HIEI SENSELESS ON THE COUCH!!!!!!!
Yomi: REALLY?!?!?! looks to couch Oh. pulls deep and "sexy" voice Why, hello Yoko. Long time no see.
Yoko: looks up from making out with Hiei Go screw yourself in a closet you blind old wind bag.
Yomi: I'll do anything you say my beloved silver fox. goes into a closet
Shizuru: Hey even the thief came to the party.
Yoko: Party? Where? Oh, damn, another one of these?
Hiei: Just noticed? You really don't pay much attention to anything when you have Kurama in control.
Yoko: I was taking a nap for your information. I need my beauty sleep you know.
Karasu and Kuronue: are still groping each other yes you do!
Kuronue: Hey Yoko! Wanna come and have some fun with people your height over here?
Yoko: No, I'm fine over here thanks.
Karasu: Ok. Your loss. makes out with Kuronue again
Hiei: Wow. They actually aren't molesting you.
Yoko: Oh, they know that if they pull that stunt again I'll feed them to my plants. And besides, I'm going to be too busy having fun with you, my beloved little fire demon. makes out with Hiei
Botan: Wow. This sure has turned into one big make out party, hasn't it?
Koenma: Yup. Lets just go with the flow then. makes out with Botan
Chaos Girls Appear
Ddc: Ok ok that's enough making out for a while.
Kit: Yeah, we decided that you guys needed a comical break.
Katie G: Exactly! Aren't we so generous?
Yusuke: Oh great. MORE chaos.
Jules: Of course.
Wya: Why else would we be called the Chaos Girls?
Duo: Hey you guys!!! We're forgetting our goal here!!!
Shida: Yeah, we're just talking! How boring.
Katie G: Sheesh Ddc. Everyone's falling asleep!
Genkai: How can anyone fall asleep with you guys here?
Kit: Oh dont worry about not sleeping granny! We have a big surprise for you all! Isn't that right Ddc?
Ddc: Yup!!! Ok girls! One. Two. A one two three four!
random music starts playing
Ddc and Kit: singing We...
Jules and Katie G: Are...
Wya Duo and Shida: The...
All Seven: Chaos Girls from hell, the chaos girls from hell!
Ddc: We cause chaos and mahem
Kit: And glomp cuties at will
All Seven: We are the Chaos Girls from hell!
Duo: We give everyone headaches
Katie G: And love to make Kuwabara cry
All Seven: We are the Chaos Girls from hell!
Shida: No one is safe from our chaos
Wya: We can be in seven places at once!
Kit and Katie G: That's right!
Duo: So if you don't like chaos
Jules: Then you'd better get on your hands and knees and pray
All Seven: Because we're the Chaos Girls from hell
Ddc: flashing peace sign That's right!
music ends
Ddc: Wooho girls! That was great!
Yusuke: o.0 WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?!?!?!
Kit: Our theme song!
Shida: Duh
Katie G: Kit and I thought of it!
Ddc: And I wrote it! vv
Kit: Isn't it great?
Everyone:
Ddc: Tehehehe ok girls that's enough for one day. Let's go, and you guys need to start singing your hearts away or else everyone's gonna be having a snooze fest instead of a laugh fest and we don't want that!
Jules: Exactly!
Ddc: And don't forget! singing Corny is good, corny is great. But corny is always better with butter than cherries!
chaos girls disappear
Yoko: I don't want to know what that last bit was about
Yusuke: I don't want to know what ANY of that was about
Koto: Ok then, I'll just say my idea before Kieko can say hers!
Kieko: TT I don't feel loved.
Koto: Exactly. That's the whole point. Anyway, my idea was that Hiei sings Figured You Out to Kurama. But seeing as the damn sexy Yoko is here...
Yoko: Yup that's me.
Koto: blushing I thought that instead Hiei could sing to Yoko while he stripped.
Hiei and Yoko: sputtering Wha..what?!?!?
Hiei: STRIPPING?!?!?!
Yoko: I don't do that in public babe.
Hiei: Yeah really. That's a private occurrence.
Yoko: Wait wait wait. It doesn't HAVE to be private anymore.
Hiei: Yes it does.
Yoko: Why?
Hiei: It just does
Kuwabara: Yeah! IT JUST DOES!
Hiei: Ok maybe it doesn't.
Yoko: Oh you agree with me once Kuwabara disagrees with me, is that how it goes?
Hiei: No. I just like making Kuwabara turn green. It's amusing.
Yoko: Oh. In that case, that's fine.
Yusuke: Um...exactly how many decades have you two been together?
Kuwabara: You guys sound like an old married couple
Hiei: You two have a death wish don't you?
Koto: ;;; so is Yoko stripping, or not?
Yoko: Not completely. But I will take my shirt off, for all you lucky fans.
Kurama fanclub: WEEE!!! YOKO'S GONNA TAKE HIS SHIRT OFF! YAY!!!!
Hiei and Yoko: --;;;;;;;; somebody start the music
music starts
Hiei: I like your pants around your feet
Yoko: Oo I can do that!
Kuwabara: DON'T!! DON'T!!!!
Yoko: evil grin
Hiei: smirking I like the dirt that's on your knees
And I like the way you still say please
While you're looking up at me
You're like my favorite damn disease
And I love the places that we go
And I love the people that you know
Yoko: You do?!?! I thought you hated Yomi and Kuronue.
Yusuke: It's the lyrics dumbass
Yoko: Hey who you calling a dumbass?
Yusuke: The ceiling?
Yoko: Good answer
Hiei: And I love the way you can't say no
Too many long lines in a row
I love the powder on your nose
Yoko: Excuse me! I don't wear makeup!
Yomi: Stop talking and get to strippin' Yoko!
Yoko: growling Get back in the closet freak.
Yomi: Yes sir. goes back into closet
Hiei: Oooooh
And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard
Just to figure you out
And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard
Just to figure you out
Yoko: slowly taking shirt off while dancing in front of Hiei
Hiei: I like the freckles on you chest
And I like the way you like me best
And I like the way you're not impressed
While you put me to the test
I like the wine stains on your dress
Yoko: ROBE! ROBE!
Kurama fanclub: STRIP! STRIP! STRIP!
Hiei: And I love the way you pass the check
And I love the good times that you wreck
And I love your lack of self respect
While you're passed out on the deck
I love my hands around your neck
Yoko: o.0 this song is...pretty violent isn't it?
Koto: Yup.
Hiei: hands roaming over Yoko's chest And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard
Just to figure you out
And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard
Just to figure you out
Yoko: purring
Hiei: I love your pants around your feet
And I love the dirt that's on your knees
And I like the way you still say please
While you're looking up at me
You're like my favorite damn disease
And I hate the places that we go
And I hate the people that you know
And I hate the way you can't say no
Too many long lines in a row
I hate the powder on your nose
Yoko: I don't have any makeup! And I already knew you hated Yomi and Kuronue. No new news there.
Hiei: And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard
Just to figure you out
And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard
Just to figure you out
music ends
Yoko: jumps Hiei and makes out with him on the couch
Kuwabara: Ok time to puke! runs away
Yukina: I believe he lasted longer that time than the other times
Botan: Yes he did! He actually made it through the whole song!
Yusuke: Damn. You guys need to step it up a notch next time!
Yoko: Mmmmm mk muke
Yusuke: What?
Itsuki: He said "Mm ok yusuke." Man you really don't understand make out language do you?
Yusuke: No I don't I'm sorry.
Itsuki: You should be.
Yusuke: I am.
Itsuki: I know you are. And you should be.
Yusuke: I know you know I am. And I am.
Itsuki: I know you know that I know you are. And you really should be.
Koenma: OK you two! Enough! I have a great idea.
Ddc: Teheheheheheheehehehehehe I hope you all liked that chapter! I know I had a blast writing it. Now, because Kit is nagging me to post this right away, I'm just going to skip right to the review responses, but first let me say please review with your requests, and that I fully intend to step up the updates for this fic during the next few months.