LOL, I never realised people would like this fic so much!!! ^_^ I'm very pleased!

Review replies!

ElizabethBlack4; Thanks!

Lainfaer; I sorted out the chapter mix up; ff.n screwed up my stuff! *glares at ff.n* Grrrrr!!! ^_^ Yes, well... you've gotta be cruel to be kind... he he he... =D

MLynnBloom; Yeah, well the hiccups lead on to more funniness... he he he... =D Poor Legolas is gonna end up wondering what I'm gonna do next... well, try looking at that picture of that woman with the dog in 'Mars Attacks!' after her head has been lopped off and put on her dog's body... except it's Lij's head... that's roughly it... ^_^ LOL!!!

Dha-Gal; Phweet!!! Gotta love that word! Loved that; "Now he'll play that damned thing for eternity!!!" LOL!!! XD Too funny!!!

Kawaii Elf Girl; Try making him throw up?!?!?! THAT'S SICK, THAT'S DISGUSTING, THAT'S... JUST THE KINDA THING I LIKE!!!

LEGOLAS: You maybe, but not me!!!

Lady Undomiel; Tickling him a lot, that's a good plan too! Thanks for the review!

Dark Elf; Thank you!!!

Astievia; I honestly don't know exactly where I got the idea for this from, but I'm having a lot of fun with it! I think it's when I watched a programme called Marjory and Gladys... I think I might have mentioned it in the first chapter... I'm glad you're enjoying it, thank you!

Enjoy this next chapter!

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.:Chapter Three:.

Suddenly Legolas felt a gnawing feeling in the pit of his stomach. He knew the feeling well.

Orcs!

His eyes went wide and he ran over to Aragorn, hiccupping again as he did so.

"Aragorn, Aragorn, there's Orcs coming!" he shouted, trying to get the Ranger to understand him. Unfortunately it came out more like "Phweet! Shcmnm, phweet peep schloom!!!"

Aragorn looked at him blankly. "Pardon me?" he asked, confused.

Legolas sighed. He then attempted to do his best impression of an Orc...

Never in all his life would Gimli ever forget the sight of his best friend hopping around trying to act like an Orc. Baring his teeth so they looked bucky and unaligned, the Elf growled deeply, which, because of his current predicament, sounded more like a cat screeching. He stooped low and scratched his head dumbly, looking for all the world like some wild animal.

He then looked at Aragorn, who returned the gaze. Silence held the air for a moment, and Legolas, for one short moment, thought he'd finally gotten through to his, in his own words, rather thick companions.

Both the Dwarf and Aragorn cracked up laughing. Legolas groaned, frustrated. He jabbed his finger pointedly in the direction that he thought the Orcs were coming from. All he received were blank looks.

"Three words... is it a book?!" asked Gimli, with a straight face.

"Look Legolas, I don't know what you're doi-" began Aragorn, before he stopped. He thought he'd heard something. Peering through the thick blanket of trees, he thought he could hear the harsh guttural voices of creatures he hated.

"Orcs!" he cried. "Why didn't you say something Legolas?!" He put out the fire quickly with a handy pail of water they had kept nearby. Legolas' jaw dropped, his eyes nearly popping out. He'd just stood, making a fool of himself, and Aragorn was blaming him?!?!?!

"Stupid human..." he thought, before hiccupping heartily again. Grabbing their weapons, the Three Hunters swiftly fled and hid behind a tree. They could hear the Orcs getting closer and closer.

Legolas hiccupped noisily again, and Gimli grumbled angrily. "If you don't shut up, they'll find us!" he warned. Legolas opened and shut his mouth furiously as he silently mouthed various colourful curses. It wasn't his fault!!!

Aragorn scowled darkly. "You," he said flatly, looking at Gimli. "Shut up." Gimli opened his mouth to protest, but Aragorn shushed him before he could say anything. Legolas smirked, trying not to laugh, before the ranger rounded on him as well. "And you," he continued, getting an innocent wide-eyed look from the Prince as well as a silent "Me?!"

"Hold your breath!"

Legolas looked at him as though he was mad. "Pardon?!" he said aloud, horrified, only succeeding in sounding like an out of tune instrument.

"If you're going to keep hiccupping, hold your breath until the Orcs leave!"

Before he could think of a better plan, a burly Orc wandered into the camp. Legolas drew in a long breath before kneeling on the floor and watching the scene before him.

The Orcs skulked into the camp, hobbling along on their bow legs. They poked at the remains of the fire, and fiddled with the packs they'd left behind in their hasty flight.

"Nothin' 'ere," growled a burly Orc. "They've already gone."

In the bushes, a certain Elf's eyes were watering. "Hurry up and get out of here!" thought Legolas. His chest was starting to burn without air, and his head hurt. He had to tell Aragorn; he wouldn't be able to keep this up much longer. He pulled on the Ranger's sleeve.

A bigger Orc strode up to the first speaker with a grim look on his ugly twisted face. "Then let's go find 'em." he said simply, his voice like rough gravel.

"Legolas, gerroff..." groaned Aragorn, pulling his sleeve from his friend's grip. Legolas now clutched his throat. Aragorn sighed, annoyed, and turned to his friend. His eyes widened.

"Breathe, you idiot, BREATHE!!!"

As the last ugly Orc hobbled away from their camp, the Elf finally sucked in a huge breath, the harmonica whining loudly as he did so. Gimli noted the Legolas' previously blue face quickly regained its normal colour. He couldn't resist what he was about to say...

"Oh well... at least your hiccups are gone..."

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I'm so sorry for not updating sooner! I saw ROTK yesterday though; brilliant film... don't forget to R&R!!!