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My Great Pretending
oh-oh, no-oh
So much for my great pretending...
Let's talk this over.
It's not like he died.
I can't believe he's forgotten;
My elf-prince, I cried!
Don't leave us hanging
With an ending so bland.
You left out Legolas!
I'm gonna cut off your hand!
It was all the things I thought I knew,
And I thought it could be…
Chorus:
It was everything, everything that I wanted.
It was meant to be supposed to be, but you lost it!
All the fantasies so dear to me just fade away.
Peter Jackson screwed his ending!
So much for my great pretending
You have your dumb fans.
I know what they say.
They say you need Arwen.
Well I think she's gay!
And they don't know her.
Do they even know the book?
All the awesome characters,
Like Peregrin Took?
It was all the things I thought I knew,
And I thought it could be…
It was everything, everything that I wanted.
It was meant to be supposed to be, but you lost it!
All the fantasies so dear to me just fade away.
Peter Jackson screwed his ending!
So much for my great pretending
Thanks for dropping off the end,
And making him just "Gimli's friend"
Why couldn't just finish his story?
It's great you almost got it all;
Then you suddenly dropped the ball!
Maybe I should give you a call…
It was everything, everything that I wanted.
It was meant to be supposed to be, but you lost it!
All the fantasies so dear to me just fade away.
Peter Jackson screwed his ending!
So much for my great pretending
It was everything, everything that I wanted.
It was meant to be supposed to be, but you lost it!
All the fantasies so dear to me just fade away.
Peter Jackson screwed his ending!
So much for my great pretending...