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(A/N: This takes place after the day Lily sides with Snape that day James is picking on him. This is in Lily and James' time. So no Harry.)

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Tutoring the Enemy (by iigreenteaii)

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Refrain:

"Well, if I'm not Lily who am I?!"

The Lily behind Lucius sniffed, "I don't know. You're probably that stupid Oakland pretending to be me." James smiled and put an arm around the Lily closer to him who immediately smacked his hand off.

"Yup, this ones the real one."

Chapter 6

"Who the bloody hell is it?! I mean for Merlin's sake would want to like me so they can be close to James Potter?!" Lily screamed earlier that night in common room after her detention.

"I don't know Lils." Cecilia and Arabella were all sitting in the Gryffindor common room discussing who the imposter might be.

"You ladies still wondering who the mystery Lily is?" Sirius asked as the Marauders took a seat next to the three girls.

"It's someone who likes James a lot. That's for sure." Remus stated, looking at the fire. Lily noted that looked so much older than a fifteen-year-old.

"Who in their right mind would want to look like Lily Evans?" Sirius asked chewing on his lip.

"Hey!" Lily and James protested at the same time and glanced at each other, "stop copying me!"

"You guys are so immature, but who'd want to Lily?" Arabella thought for a minute, "it'll have to be a Gryffindor."

"It doesn't HAVE to be a Gryffindor, but that's out best guess. Or maybe a friend of Lily's friend. Or it might just be Lily's friends." Remus said looking out of the fire and at Lily. The dark red-head rolled her eyes, "I'm serious-"

"No, I am." Sirius grinned and six pairs of eyes turned towards him in annoyance.

"That's really getting old." Peter muttered, but cowered when Sirius glared at him.

"Whoever is pretending to be me is an obsessed-"

"Hi guys, I haven't seen you all day." A voice said walking into the common room.

"Cherry! Where have you been? Did you hear about this imposter who's pretending to be Lily?" Arabella asked raking her fingers threw her hair.

Cherry chuckled (a little nervously), "who hasn't?"

"I think that that tramp should be expelled!" Lily spat crossing her arms. James chuckled and raised his hand to ruffle up his hair, ignoring the glare Lily was shooting him.

"That's a little harsh isn't it?" Cherry asked, joining the small group.

"No." Lily said sharply, "I mean okay, if she'd been using me to be Lily Evans, but I'm DEFINATELY not okay with her or him-"

"Oh, don't say that! They kissed me!" James cried and stopped, turning a yellowish pale color, "Sirius, Remus, what if it WAS a 'him'?" Sirius burst out laughing hysterically while Remus just tried hiding a small smile.

"Okay, everone is just cutting me off today." Lily said in a strangely calm voice and got up suddenly running towards the girl's tower. A little while later, the group could hear LOUD muffled screams coming from the tower. Lily appeared in front of the group after a few minutes of screaming.

"I'm fine now." She said, her voice a little hoarse.

Cherry just sniffed, "I think we should just go easy on the girl. I mean she went through all that trouble just to get James' attention."

"She should have just gotten his attention in her own skin!" Lily spat.

"Well, maybe it's a little hard for her to get his attention when all his attention is toward someone else." Cherry hissed angrily.

Ceciliar whistled, "if you weren't my friend, I'd think it was you."

"This is ridiculous! We're going home in 3 days, and we have huge tests to be studying for, but then all of a sudden! This tramp comes a-" Lily's voice got softer and softer until you could only hear her whispers.

"Did you lose your voice?" James asked starting to laugh. Lily just got on the cushioned sofa and laid down, rubbing her forehead.

"Well, enough of dissing on the girl." Cherry muttered, "are you guys ready for the tests?"

But everyone ignored her, "what potion do you think they used?" Peter squeaked.
"Polyjuice potion." Remus said simply, "it's obvious isn't it? It's a temporary potion and it's easy for us to make."

"I still want to know why anyone would want to like Lily." Sirius said, getting a threatening fist from Lily since she couldn't talk. Everyone laughed, with the exception of Cherry.

"Accio parchment and quill." Remus commanded as he saw that Lily was trying to talk. He handed the parchment and quills to Lily as she scribbled something down furiously.

"We should get her expelled when we catch her or him." James read loudly as she handed the parchment to him.

"T-that's a little extreme though, isn't it?" Cherry asked nervously, playing with her fingers.

"What are you talking about?" James read as Lily scribbled furiously, "James only wants to shag me and me him. Oh Evans! I didn't know you felt the same way!" He exclaimed, getting a hard whack on the head, "ow, sheesh, I'm surprised I haven't been sent to St. Mungo's from all your hitting. Okay, um, What kind of desperate person brews a potion to look like someone they're not to trick a person into thinking that they're the person that the person likes. I have no idea if that made any sense. Yeah, I don't know if it made any sense either." James muttered as he read the last sentence.

"You're ranting Lils." Arabella said calmly.

"So." James read without any emotion as Lily finished scribbling the to letter word.

"Just cool it before you get an ulcer." Sirius laughed as he rested an elbow on Arabella's shoulder.

"Do you mind getting off, Black?" Arabella asked impatiently, taking her shoulder out of his elbow's reach.

"Just thinking about it gives me a freaking ulcer." James read dully again, not paying attention to the long line of exclamation marks.

"Whatever guys, I'm going to bed." Cherry got up and walked away from the group. But as she walked up the flight of stairs, she looked loathingly at the top of Lily's head.

'He looks and talks to her as if she owns the world. I'm a million time better than that stupid mudblood.' She thought, and with a final look at Lily, she walked up the stairs.

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EHEHH!! I'm pretty proud of this chapter!! MWHAA, thanks to all my reviewers!! I can't believe I have 73!! Or was it 72? I dunno, but more would me nice~~! ^_^