hope you like this little master piece I made up...well ok I didn't really think it up me and my brother made it up in the car when we were bored LOL. but since its my computer and he's not aloud to touch it I typed it and kind of made up must of the thing. some ofthe wordsmight not ryhm like the orginal song but oh well who really cares....its not really about Christmas anyway...its about Pirates ahahahahaah...now i'm depressed :-(

On the first day of Christmas

my true love gave to me

A Sparrow in a pear tree

On the second day of Christmas

my true love gave to me

two clashing swords, and a Sparrow in a pear tree

On the third day on Christmas

my true love gave to me

three cool ships, two clashing swords, and a Sparrow in a pear tree

On the fourth day of Christmas

my true love gave to me

four slapping whores, three cool ships, two clashing swords, and a Sparrow in a pear tree

On the fifth day of Christmas

my true love gave to me

five cursed coins, four slapping whores, three cool ships, two clashing swords, and a Sparrow in a pear tree

On the sixth day of Christmas

my true love gave to me

six cannons firing, five cursed coins, four slapping whores, three cool ships, two clashing swords, and a Sparrow

On the seventh day of Christmas

my true love gave to me

seven Swans-a-sinking, six cannons firing, five cursed coins, four slapping whores, three cool ships, two clashing swords, and a Sparrow in a Pear tree

On the eighth day of Christmas

my true love gave to me

eight green apples, seven swans-a-sinking, six cannons firing, five cursed coins, four slapping whores, three cool ships, two clashing swords, and a Sparrow in a Pear tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas

my true love gave to me

nine wenches waiting, eight green apples, seven swans-a-sinking, six cannons firing, five cursed coins, four slapping whores, three cool ships. Two clashing swords, and a Sparrow in a Pear tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas

my true love gave to me

ten pirates-a-leaping, nine wenches waiting, eight green apples, seven swans-a-sinking, six cannons firing, five cursed coins, four slapping whores, three cool ships, two clashing swords, and a Sparrow in a pear tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas

my true love gave to me

eleven candles burning, ten pirates-a-leaping, nine wenches waiting, eight green apples, seven swans-a-sinking, six cannons firing, five cursed coins, four slapping whores, three cool ships, two clashing swords, and a Sparrow in a pear tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas

my true love gave to me

Twelve rum bottles,

eleven candles burning,

ten pirates-a-leaping,

nine wenches waiting,

eight green apples,

seven swans-a-sinking,

six cannons firing,

five cursed coins,

four slapping whores,

three cool ships,

two clashing swords,

and a Sparrow in a pear tree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

see it was cool please Reveiw...........Now!!!!!!!or you don't have to ahahahahah...yea I'll go now.