Disclaimer and Summary: See Chapter 1

Chapter 3:

At Midnight

Corinne returned to the common room after the feast ended, just smiling and giving people strange looks. When they realized they were the only ones in the common room, the five girls lowered their voices, not wanting to wake anyone up, because who would worship their very being if they were tired and cranky?

While Pam was throwing various things in the fire, the girls heard a crack on the staircase, and then a distinguished male voice. They all looked at each other grinning mischievously.

"Should we stop them?" Corinne asked.

None of them even blinked before they got up and crept after them, up the stairs, and turned the corner to watch the show.

Remus, James, and Sirius were standing outside the door marked "6th Years" with armloads of pineapples. Sirius was trying to shift the fruit in his arms to he could open the door.

"What if they wake up, Padfoot?" Remus asked.

"Then we drop the weapons and run," Sirius glared at him, "Moony, can you help me with the door please?"

As Remus and Sirius tried to get the door open, Lindsay saw Corinne start to shake, and she slapped a hand over her mouth to control the oncoming flow of laugher.

"Here it comes," Lauren said, smiling from ear to ear.

All the girls paused and held their breath as the door knob turned and the door opened. Immediately, the door banged open with invisible force and the three boys flew backwards slamming against the wall, as all the pineapples exploded, their hair turned pink, and pig noses and furry eyebrows erupted on their faces.

The girls burst out laughing as they tumbled out from behind the corner.

"No!" Sirius yelled, bits of pineapple shaking off his clothes, "YOU DID NOT JUST PRANK US!"

"Oh, but we did!" Alyssa shouted jumping in front of him, "and we pranked you bad!"

"NO YOU DIDN'T!" said James, spitting pineapple out of his mouth, "We were just about to prank you, so it makes your prank null and void."

"No, it increases tenfold," Lauren pointed a finger at them.

"I told you this wasn't a good idea," Remus moaned as he was hauled to his feet by the other two boys.

"Shut up, Professor Lupin," Sirius grumbled, stalking off, leaving a trail of pineapple remains as he left.

"Don't you yell at him, he was right!" Corinne said, stepping up.

"Yeah, you shouldn't have been in our dorms!" Pam added.

They just stalked off, and the girls, finally, went to bed.

The next morning...

"And ONLY THE GOOD DIE YOUNG! Ohhhh...." Lindsay scream-sang, in an attempt to wake up the other girls. They didn't move...attempt 1 down.

"FIRE! FIRE! The whole dorm's burning down!!!"

Still nothing...

"Lots of food! I have lots of food! F-O-O-D! Food, food, G-O-O-D, good, good food food food!

This time, only Corinne woke up, rubbing her eyes. "Did someone say food?"

"Get dressed Corinneyness," Lindsay said, "We have work to do."

"Ok, but where's the food?"

"CORINNE!"

"Ok, ok, sorry," she said, getting up and going over to Pam's bed.

"Pam, there's some Japanese guy here with lots of swords, he says he's your hot sword fighting poet friend."

Like clockwork, Pam jumped out of bed and whipped out her sword, which she had been sleeping with. "WHERE?"

"Nowhere, I lied. Get dressed, Lindz is up to something."

Meanwhile, Lindsay was still trying to wake Alyssa.

"Yay! New lipgloss, Lys!"

She didn't move.

"Hey, let's have a hair-straightening party!"

She still didn't move.

"Ooo, boys, and they all want to worship you, Lys!"

Finally, Lindsay got it.

"Alyssa! Ahmed is here and he wants to have THE TALK!"

Alyssa sprang out of bed and ran behind Lindsay. "Hide me!" she screamed.

"I was just kidding, he's not here."

"Oh, wow, that is SO not funny, what the hell is wrong with you, woman?" Alyssa freaked out.

"It's time to implement 'the plan'," Lindsay smiled.

"Wait, the plan plan?" Alyssa asked.

"No, not THAT plan, the other plan."

Alyssa thought for a second, then comprehension dawned on her face.

"Oh....THAT plan...." She thought for another second, then asked, "We're doing it now?"

Lindsay nodded. "As soon as we can get her up," motioning toward Lauren.

Alyssa smirked. "I know exactly how."

She strode over to Lauren's bed and shouted, "Oh, so you mean the only reason Lauren makes fun of Black is because she likes him, not because she hates him? Why, that explains everything!"

Lauren immediately jumped out of bed and grabbed Alyssa, "What did you say? That's not true, brain trust! God!"

"Lola, it's ok, I was just kidding," Alyssa said, shaking Lauren off her.

"Oh, you bitch, bite me," Lauren glared.

Lindsay walked over and told her to get dressed. "We're implementing the plan," she informed the finally-woken girl.

"Wait, the plan plan?" Lauren asked.

Alyssa sighed. "No, not that plan. The other plan!"

Lauren looked surprised.

"You mean, THE plan? The plan of all plans?"

Lindsay smiled. "Yeah, Laur. That plan."