Summary: A flyer on all the message boards read: New Announcement! We are glad to present a selected few of our Hogwarts Students a field trip! It's out of this world, literally! You all get to go to: THE MOON. The catch? No. Adult. Supervision. Enjoy!
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Author's Note: This story is written by two authors. One is only 10 the other 13. Guess who? My sister and I! My sister wanted them to go the Milky Way, but I said the moon.And I won. Hope you enjoy the story!
Experiment Danger: Field Trip To The Moon
% Chapter 1: The Eight Lucky Ducklings %
The trio walked into the Gryffindor Common Room, chattering away. Suddenly the room quieted then burst into cheers and everyone began to speak at once.
"A new flyer announced-"
"There's gonna be a field trip!"
"Dumbledore said-"
"No adult supervision!"
"To a faraway place!"
"Harry, we're going to the moon! Well a selected few are," Hermione exclaimed as she read the flyer quickly.
No one spoke. Suddenly a huge smile cracked on Ron and Harry's lips.
"No adult supervision!" Ron cried.
"RON!" Hermione said. "That's the smartest thing you've said all year!"
"Really?" Ron looked at her incredulously.
The whole room silenced, again.
"NOT!" Hermione screamed.
"We're going to the moon!" Harry cried.
Then the whole Common Room erupted in excitement and they all left happily to pack all hoping they were to be one of those "selected few".
Everyone sat in the Great Hall chatting and giggling and planning. Suddenly a loud voice boomed in.
"SILENCE! There has been a huge mistake! There is no field trip! I repeat! No field trip!" Dumbledore's voice announced.
"Aww!"
"No fair!"
"I'm going to get whoever did that!"
"What on-"
"SILENCE! Just kidding. There is a field trip. But, there is going to be teacher supervision. I'm terribly sorry but we have found it a huge mistake on our behalf to allow the whole school to stay on the moon for five months. So sorry," Dumbledore said gravely.
"YES!" came Hermione's happy reply as she stood up and threw her fist in the air. "I thought the Headmaster had lost his mind!"
"Hermione! Was this your idea?" asked Ron.
"No, but whoever's idea it was, I want to meet that person!" Hermione said. Harry and Ron shook their heads..
"Again, I'm just kidding!" Dumbledore said. "You will be going to the Moon for five months without adult or teacher supervision! By the way I would like to speak to Ms. Granger after this. The rules are the following:
Nothing!
Okay. Now, onto the ones that will attend this field trip. When I call your name please stand up:
Draco Malfoy
Blaise Zabini
Pansy Parkinson
Harry Potter
Hermione Granger
Ronald Weasley
Ginevra Weasley
Luna Lovegood
That is all. Now the rest may proceed weeping frantically back to their dormitories. Weeping may only last until tomorrow midnight. After that I do not want to see a tear-stricken face. If I do, there will be severe consequences. The selected few must stay here for further information."
Awws and no fairs echoed in the Great Hall as everyone left except for the eight selected.
"Okay, now here is what is going to happen. You will be launched into a great ball of spiders-"
"SPIDERS? WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SPIDERS! WHY COULDN'T IT BE THE BUTTERFLIES?" Ron cried.
"Mr. Weasley, don't worry, that was a joke. Now you will all take what is called a space shuttle in the muggle world. But, it shall be tampered with, using magic, in order for it to be speedy, a safer transportation method, and shaped as a broom. Any questions?"
"Yes, Headmaster, how are we going to live there for five month if there are no shelters?" Hermione asked.
"Ah, Ms.Granger, but there are. They have already been built. Any other?"
"What about food?" Ron asked, rubbing his stomach.
"There will be plenty of that, too, already supplied."
"What about bug sprays?" Harry asked.
"There are no bugs on the moon, I assure you Mr. Potter ," Dumbledore replied.
"Yes there is Headmaster! It's a new and unimproved yet unfortunate invention! It's called (Harry cleared his throat and said in a clear and loud voice) Draco," Harry sneered
Everyone erupted in laughter except for Draco.
"What a lame comment, Potter!"
"Bug!" Harry exclaimed as he clutched his stomach aching with laughter.
"Headmaster, are there any white rooms with padded walls, rubber ducks, and men in white?" Draco asked.
"There are but they're already filled with bugs like you and they have a room ready just for you Draco," Harry sneered again.
"ENOUGH! Now you may all proceed to your Common Rooms and give farewells to your friends," Dumbledore dismissed.
"This is going to be a blast!" Ginny exclaimed.
"I hope," Luna said.
A/N-End of chapter one! Did you enjoy? My sister and I tried to add a hint of humor, did it work? How would you like some action in the next chapter??? Please review so we know whether to continue or not!
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