" Patrick! Patrick! Wake up!"
"He knocked on the door. "WAKE UP PATRICK!"
"Good evening SpongeBob."
"Patrick, how much of the Krusty Krabb liquor did you have last night?"
"Humm a nah, Humm a nah!"
"Well Patrick! I know what I am going to do for the Mr.Bikini Bottom Pagent!"
"Cool, Sponge Bob! What are you going to do?"
"I am going to sing! I will….eh-hem…be singing YANKEE DOODLE!"
"That's great Sponge Bob! Sing it for me!"
"Yankee Doodle went to town, riding on a fishy. Stuck a hat on his head and called it
fishy-dishy!" Sponge Bob sang off-key.
"Didn't Yankee Doodle stick a feather on his head and call it macaroni?" Patrick pondered.
"Well, I changed it a bit, I like fishy-dishy better! Well Patrick I have to go I'lll be late for work at the Krusty Krabb!"
"Good Morning Mr.Krabb!"
"What do you say to me about yesterday SpongeBob?"
Sponge Bob took a deep breath and placed his hand over his sponge heart.…"I solemly swear from this day forward on the 31st of December, that I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever,……
-2 HOURS LATER-
"ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, -
"That's enough ever-ing! Keep going with the promise!" Mr. Krabb screamed.
"..destroy and of Mr.Krabb's plates again and If I break this promise I shall pay with my salary for the plates until it is payed off."
"Good Sponge Bob. Now go to work! Today, to cool off from yesterday. I am not going to let you touch a plate! You will be working at the till!"
"Here's your change mam. One Krabby Patty with cheese Coming up.
"Well Sponge Bob. The Work day is over! Head home now." Mr.Krabbs instructed.
"Bye!"