Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any of the ideas or characters that go with it…all I own is Marlaina, Larissa(lol.) and Carnigan.
A/N: Hey peeps! Black Hat Insanity-I'd love to talk to you! My AIM SN is L Babycakes 14. I hope it made more sense the second time you read it…what didn't you get? Maybe I can change it so it makes more sense. Larissa was not based after me…I'm so much nicer lol…I just love Tom Felton so I keep telling my friends I'd like to be in Slytherin and they say I need to be mean so this is how I came up with myself if I were actually mean. Lisi-I completely agree…it was sad and real friends would know it wasn't her so I used your advice and put that in there although it's sadly not in this chapter. I'm sorry if you've already read this chapter…I was having a bad day and I took it out on you guys. I'm TERRIBLE sorry and I feel horrible for the way I acted. Sorry again.
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Last time on The Hell I Live In!…
When the group returned everyone was having a great time as though a fight never even erupted.
Ginny turned to Larissa.
"You think you'll be ok?" She asked.
"Yea, I'm fine." She said as she looked towards Ron.
Harry nodded and took Ginny on to the dance floor.
Now on The Hell I Live In!…Malfoy and Hermione made it to the Slytherin Common room and went inside.
It wasn't surprising that noone was in sight.
Hermione took a look around the common room and realized how…unfriendly it seemed.
Draco just stared at her quite amused on the inside but put on a confused face.
Hermione turned to see him looking at her and she blushed.
He sighed as he sat on the couch lazily.
"So, what was going on back there?" Just because he was mad at Devon didn't mean Granger didn't have to pay.
Hermione cursed herself on the inside.
"I thought you trusted me?" She pointed out sitting down.
She then realized she was still in her ball gown.
"I'm going to go change." She said looking up to see Draco shrug as he put his hands behind his head.
Hermione rolled her eyes and went upstairs to change.
Once she entered the room she realized just how hard this was going to be. She looked around the dimly lit room for Larissa's clothing.
"Aha." Hermione said once she found a trunk at the end of one of the beds.
"Larissa Devon." She said with discust as she opened the trunk at all of her belongings.
She quickly found some pajama pants and a spagetti strap to wear to bed and went back downstairs.
When she was half way down she saw Malfoy laying propped up with some pillows on the couch with an electric guitar in his hands strumming away.
Hermione couldn't help but smile at this.
She had learned so much already about Malfoy that it was hard to believe he was the same rotten kid who teased her to no end.
She made it down the stairs and realized he had changed also.
Draco was now in a pair of lounge pants and a wife beater.
"I didn't know you could play the guitar." She said as she sat down on the opposite couch.
He turned to her and gave her a blank expression.
"There's a lot you don't know about me." He said then turned back to his guitar.
"I'm just surprised. That's more of a muggle thing to do." She said with a smile as he turned to her with an irritated face.
"What would you know about muggles Devon?" He asked smartly.
Hermione's eyes became wide.
"Nevermind." She mumbled as she leaned back on the couch.
Draco smirked as he began to play again.
Hermione listened a moment and recognized the tune. It was a fast beat and Draco actually did a pretty good job at playing it.
Hermione began to sing with a smile as she tried to remember the words.
Draco stopped playing a moment to look at her.
She blushed as he looked at her with a look of confusion and surprise.
"Sorry." She said looking away from his cold eyes.
"What is it?" He asked.
"What?" She asked looking at him.
"What is the song?" He asked as though it was obvious.
"It's Bad Reputation." Hermione answered.
"Where'd you hear it?" She asked.
Draco shrugged as he looked back at the guitar.
Hermione smiled.
"You play it pretty well for someone who doesn't know what it is." Hermione said.
Draco ignored her and started to play again.
Once he got to where the lyrics came he stopped and looked at Hermione.
She just stared blankly at him.
"Sing." He said.
"You know, we're past the stone age so if you wouldn't mind using sentences…I know you know what those are, this is a school after all." She said crossing her arms.
Draco sighed angrily.
"You were never this bitchy." Draco pointed out.
"How would you know? You never talked to me before this." Hermione said forgetting again who she was.
Draco sighed still ignorning her.
"Will you just sing the words Devon?" He asked as politely as possible.
Hermione stared at him a moment.
Draco looked at her a moment then stood up.
"Where are you going?" Hermione asked standing up also.
Draco rolled his eyes as he went into the boys dormitory and came back out with a glass bottle.
He walked back downstairs and showed the bottle to Hermione. She was about to yell at him but he interupted her.
"It's not going to kill you Devon. Besides, you used to be fun." Draco said as though he had known.
Hermione shrugged.
She took the bottle and opened it to take a long guzzle of the bitter liquid inside.
Near the end of the dance when everyone was leaving Harry and Ginny walked up to Ron and Hermione.
"Everyone back to their dormitories! There will be no classes tomorrow!" Dumbledore yelled out.
Everyone in the Great Hall cheered as they rushed off back to their house dormitories.
Marlaina stayed behind to talk with Dumbledore.
"Professor?" She asked as the other teachers left.
"Yes Miss Malfoy?" Dumbledore asked.
Marlaina smiled lightly. She missed being called that.
"Might I ask what the fight was about that my brother was involved in?" She asked worriedly.
"It was simply a matter of dates Miss Malfoy. Nothing to worry about." Dumbledore said with a twinkle in his eyes.
Marlaina smiled as she left the Great Hall.
Slytherin students made it to their common room when there was a long line outside already.
"What's going on?!" One student yelled.
"How come we can't go in?!" Another called out.
"What's all that racket?!" Another voice shrieked.
Carnigan and Parkinson made it to the group and pushed everyone aside to see what was happening.
Pansy shreiked and Carnigan growled.
"WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!" Marlaina yelled.
"Please sis, I have a headache!" Draco said rubbing his head.
"Your sister's nice. How come you aren't?" Hermione asked while attempting to whisper.
"Not so loud." Draco said covering his ears.
"Sorry!" She called.
Draco groaned.
"Mr. Malfoy and Miss Devon this is a serious problem. I give you both detention for a week with Snape." Dumbledore said.
Hermione suddenly burst out laughing.
"I think we should wait for them to sober up a little." Marlaina said looking at her brother and his date.
"What did we do wrong?" Draco asked his sister.
"You were drinking and making an awful racket that practically woke up the whole school!" Marlaina said.
"Jeez, that's horrible. Why weren't you more quiet?" Malfoy asked Hermione.
She just laughed harder.
"Go to bed. In the morning I shall repeat your punishment." Dumbledore said sending them out the door.
"We got off the hook!" Hermione yelled.
"Shhhh!!" Draco said waving his arms at her.
"Hi!" She said happily waving her hand at him.
Draco laughed at that.
"You're pretty funny when you're drunk Granger." He said with a smile.
"I am not DRUNK! How dare you fiend! I am just a little…out of it! That's all! I shall be fine! Don't you worry mister…mister…well, whoever you are! I AM GOING TO BED!" Hermione announced as she passed out on the cold floor in the middle of a corridor.
Draco watched her fall and when he heard the thud he laughed and tried to pick her up. The only problem was, he was a little wasted still and obviously couldn't lift her higher than an inch.
"Jeez, you're heavy." He said sitting on the floor next to her.
He shrugged and layed down also.
"Oh, my head." Draco said groggily as he slowly opened his eyes.
He saw white all around him and rolled over to see Madame Pomfrey.
"Was it a dream?" He thought as he remembered being in here for his broken leg.
Suddenly he heard a noise next to him and looked over to see Devon in the next bed.
She grabbed her head and groaned.
"Not a dream then." Draco thought as Hermione sat up and then suddenly stopped moving.
She got up quickly and ran as fast as she could to the trash can and threw up.
Draco looked discusted as he saw her being comforted by Madame Pomfrey.
"I really wish it wasn't the trash can missy…" Madame Pomfrey continued.
Draco layed back down and groaned.
His head was killing him.
"Good, you're awake." Draco groaned again but this time not from pain…at least not physical pain.
"You deserve every bit of pain you're receiving." Marlaina said sitting in a chair by his bed.
"Don't they have a spell to clear this up?" Draco asked.
"Yes, but Dumbledore has agreeingly put a spell on both you and Larissa so that you have to endure the muggle…hangover." Marlaina said with a shrug.
Draco sighed.
"So, what do you want? To make this worse?" He asked.
Marlaina rolled her eyes.
"As much as I love to make you miserable. I mean, it is what I live for." Marlaina began rolling her eyes.
"I came to give you your detention slip." She said setting it on the table.
Draco sat up to examine it.
"Snape?" Draco asked.
Marlaina nodded.
Draco turned from the paper and layed back down.
"My life is hell." He said out loud.
Marlaina had to laugh at that one.
She put a hand on his shoulder.
"Feel better." She said with a smile.
Hermione came back to the bed and layed down looking incredibly pale.
This was going to be a long morning.
I'm sorry if you don't like this chapter…(this pretty long chapter that took over two hours to write!!) or maybe this story…I know I kind of made them out of character getting drunk and Malfoy playing the guitar but there is a reason for all this so please don't be too upset. I'll update soon…like tomorrow! So far I've updated every day since I posted!! I'm so proud! R&R!!!!! Thanks!
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