Shaman Idol

A/N: I wanted to do a Shaman Idol, like American Idol shamanized! Guess who the judges are? Nheh, and the contestants?

Let's just say that our favorite idol might pop up as well….Ren Hung?

Disclaimer: 'Tis a pity that I do not own Shaman King…

And then, out of the blue, came none other than…SUPER MOSUKE!!!!!

Clad in a tight, sexy spandex suit emblazoned with the letters SM, Mosuke flexed his ripped muscles, breaking the thin blue spandex sleeves of his suit, from the background, a high-pitched squeal sounded…

"KURUUUU!!!!" squealed Kororo, glomping poor Mosuke, and rendering him unable to see while he flew amongst the azure sky to save Yoh and Hana.

Mosuke shrugged and let Kororo glomp him until he reached the truck, Yoh hanging onto the bumper, being grazed by the unforgiving cement and gradually being able to see his intestines.

Out of nowhere, Faust popped up, "If you sit on a pool grating, your intestines will be pulled out through your anus."

Mosuke, Yoh, and Kororo all gave Faust strange looks after he said what he had, then, with a jolly smile, the psycho-doctor proceeded to hold a small press conference on a flying carpet, still wearing the infamous, handsome ebony tuxedo.

One of his students asked, "Are you crazy?"

Faust gave an emphatic nod, "Ja, of course, why?"

"How crazy are you?" asked another.

"Yeah, and are you crazy about being crazy?" inquired a dumb-looking kid to the left.

"And if so, how crazy are you about being crazy, isn't that crazy?" asked a bald, obese, vacuum salesman.

With this barrage of questions set upon him, Faust summoned Eliza, "Meine Eliza! Send them to hell in a breadbasket!"

Eliza nodded, but then realized she had run out of breadbaskets, due to the vast amount of people her dear Faust had wanted to send to Hell in them today…Well, of course, today was Monday, and on Mondays Faust ALWAYS had more people he wanted to send to Hell in a breadbasket than usual..

So, to remedy her problem, she merely walked over to the Dairy Queen across the street, and ordered a gross of shiny new breadbaskets to send the students to Hell in. Faust gave her a kiss on the cheek as the enamored couple held each-other tightly, watching a new batch of people drift down to Hell in breadbaskets…Truly a romantic sight!

Meanwhile, Super Mosuke resumed his heroic duties and floated over to the window, however, being a ghost, he scared the truck driver into a dreadful seizure, and the old man began to froth so very unattractively at the brim of his mouth…Mosuke shrugged yet again, but then realized the car was destined to crash, and so, very wisely, made an offering to The Great Sock God.

"O Great Sock God, please, take this offering," he proclaimed in a deep, masculine voice, brandishing Kororo, and throwing her into what had to be deep space, "And save us from this impending doom that has been set upon us!"

The Great Sock God, who actually turned out to be Sharona, was busy eating cheese, and merely nodded, stopping the car completely, and turning poor little Kororo into a jar of Cheez Whiz.

"It is ze cheezz!!!" squealed a happy Sharona with piggish delight.

So, with the savior of Hana and Yoh, Mosuke returned to the Sock Cave to contemplate his upcoming battle with Super Amidamaru…Leaving Yoh and Hana stranded on a busy intersection…

"Oh crap…" Yoh grimaced as he saw a flashy red convertible approach him ominously.

Hana merely looked on in innocent oblivion, sucking his thumb.

And then…BOOM! A fierce hand connected with Yohs' cheek, immediately he knew who it was…or did he?

"A-Anna?!" he questioned meekly, cradling both his cheek and Hana.

But it was not Anna…It was…

"Howdy! M'name's Ann, I dun kinapped your wife an' I tied 'er up in m'horse stable, yaa knaa? Haw haw haw! Wanna come ride m'ponies? I got un' his name's Cliffgard, an…"

"A-Ann from Harvest Moon64?! Holy Crap!" exclaimed Yoh in horror.

Hana smiled and laughed at the girl's retarded laugh, jacked up teeth, and the blanket of hair that stemmed from her armpit, which she was now smelling.

"Awweeee! That dun smells good!" said the stupid hick girl, sniffing her armpit with a piggish snort, "An' naa I'm gonna kinnap ya, 'cause I'm a dun fangirl, and I wan' ya all ta m'self!! Haw haw haw!!" she announced, with yet another retarded laugh.

Yoh recoiled in utter shock, as the strange, putrid hill-billy girl who must have been on a drug of some sort tied him up, and threw him and Hana both in her red convertible, and prepared to take him back to her ranch…

A/N: Thank you to ShiningStarAngel, the only reviewer I have had so far!!! You are truly the best! I do hope I get another review, and please forgive my rendition of Ann, for any of her fans out there… coughcoughevilstupidhillybillyretardgirlwithjackedupteethandsmellyclothingwhoeatscowdungonaregularbasis

Sorry again.

Keep reviewing and reading, and see next time as the contest FINALLY sets into motion, with the X-Laws, Iron Maiden Jeanne, Tokageroh, Tamao and all the rest…Prepare for the return of Ann, and the return of Faust to the infirmary! Who will

rescue Yoh and Hana, and what about the Hanagumi? Will Ann ruin the contest? Who knows?

PS: I do, for I am writing it.

PSS: Thank you again ShiningStarAngel!

PSSS: I really do like all of the SK Characters, well, most, but I just enjoy poking fun at them.

PSSSS: I love Faust, however I enjoy poking fun at he and Eliza, whom I also like! They're my 2 favorite characters, and my

dearest mascots!!

PSSSSS: Prepare for more madness!
Ja Ne

Edelweiss, edelweiss, you look happy to meet me, small and white, clean and bright, bless my homeland forever….

And "Edelweiss" is still conquering the depths of my jumbled mind…