Shaman Idol
A/N: I wanted to do a Shaman Idol, like American Idol shamanized! Guess who the judges are? Nheh, and the contestants?
Let's just say that our favorite idol might pop up as well….Ren Hung?
Disclaimer: 'Tis a pity that I do not own Shaman King…
Apparently, no one back at the Idol Building seemed to acknowledge Yoh's absence, and thus continued their program and began the glorious auditions!
"Okay guys! Now's your time to shine!" said Mari happily into the microphone.
"Why?" asked a rather braindead member of the audience.
Mari gave a death glare to the no-name, "Because Mari said so, and because when the "idols" lose, Mari gets to burn them along with the couch!"
Macchi slapped Mari, "No! She means, BLURN them!! My friend here said BLURN, not BURN, my dear audience!!"
Mari began to cry, while the audience stood up in their seats, dumbfounded.
The obviously bravest member of the audience, rather portly man dressed in a clown suit, asked, "What does blurn mean?"
Macchi and Mari froze...What DID blurn mean?
Thankfully, as if sent from the heavens, a VERY drunken Lyserg, and a now VERY drunken Marco lap danced onto the stage, singing and shaking merrily their empty bottles of rum.
"Blurn's an Irish word m'dear!" exclaimed Marco, grinding with Lyserg's backside.
"'Tis a word of merriment, folks!" cried Lyserg.
"It is, my tootsie roll boy! And, now, we're-a-gonna perform for ye merry travelers!" Marco and Lyserg both chanted in unison.
"A-ONE-A-TWO-A-ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR!"
To the Tune of Luna's Boat Song from Lunar SSS
Wishing on some rum that seems far off..
Wanting to get plastered today…
Into the drunken night, a thousand X-Laws hear their names…
Being called by a flourescent gnome…
But, what if the rum is not to come?
Will their alcohol level dwindle to nothing?
In this time it matters most…
We all need to believe there is hope!!!
Can there be an eleven-pint right beside of me?
Is there a six pack somewhere and I'm not knowing?
I know my mind should guide me but,
There's a hole within my soul!!
Is there a bottle of wine blurning?
I'm not good at the Drunken Fist, but I'm learning…
I wish then, for a chance to drink,
Now all I need (blurnie!) is my…
Rum to come… trails off wistfully
Lyserg and Marco looked up to the skies, as if seeking divine assistance, as they really had run out of rum.
"Mari still doesn't know what blurn means." said Mari, bored, and twirling a blonde pigtail around her finger.
The audience dissolved into a total UPROAR. Once again, the harrassed Hanagumi made use of Ashcroft, therefore killing off at least another third of the audience, and thus requiring the Lily5 to throw the limp bodies in a dump truck yet again.
"You know, after they die, up to sixty minutes later, they can still bite." said Faust, once again popping out of seemingly nowhere due to his "magical" powers.
Sally stepped back in shock, "What the hell?! How'd you get here?!"
Faust made a genie-like gesture and proceeded to ride into the sky, "'Tis a secret, fellow thespians!!! HOHOHOHOHO!!!" he said, disappearing with Eliza into the clouds.
The Lily5 promptly fainted, requiring the NEWER ushers, Ponchi, Konchi, and Tamao, to carry them off to the infirmary.
Tamao paused, disappointed, "Wasn't I going to enter?" she wondered with sad eyes.
Ponchi gave her a rude gesture with use of his middle finger, "Nah, just be the usher, it's funner."
Magically, as if out of nowhere, Magician Faust appeared, "Yes, hello dear little pinkette! I would like to state that everyone call me Fred Astaire from now on, and to Ponchi, 'funner' isn't a word…OHOHOHOHOHOHO!" he chortled, drifting away on a magenta dragon with his beloved, into the sky once more, sparkles of light shining from the dragon's underside…
"Dear god, it's pee!" cried the scared psychic.
Tamao screamed, and started to madly swing her nightstick around in the air, bashing Macchi in the face, and rendering her rather angry now, for her face was rather smushed, but still able to be a judge.
Macchi called Rio in to be Tamao's partner, and to patrol the area in case Ryu showed up…Because, as it turned out,
Ryu was not allowed in the contest simply because of copyright laws concerning Elvis, and that was how it was…
As if ignoring the strange events around them, the next group of performers, so called "idols" entered the stage…But the performers weren't present, all that was there was a…
"Mari sees a Yellow Submarine." yawned Mari, fanning herself…
The music began playing, and suddenly out of the Yellow Subamarine came…
The X-Laws?!?!?!
A/N: Yet another cliffhanger, my fellow homo sapiens! Yes, yes, I made Faust into a magician, and if you are wondering, yes the magenta dragon did indeed pee upon sweet little Tamao…Sorry Tamao fans, and anyone else who might have perchance been offended…I just like poking fun at them, a lot of people do, and we know they aren't like this for real! Well…some of them.
proud smile
I believe Ann is very in-character.
Ann: scratches armpit and laughs Hey lookkie, I found some o' them mash potaters from las' week!!! Haw haw haw!! Look Yoh!! Look Anna! Look lil' baby dude!
YohAnnaHana: Dear god…
See you with Chapter Four!!! R&R, alright?
Ja Ne
Neko-Neko Faust VIIII