Shaman Idol
A/N: I wanted to do a Shaman Idol, like American Idol shamanized! Guess who the judges are? Nheh, and the contestants?
Let us just say that our favorite idol might pop up as well….Ren Hung?
Disclaimer: 'Tis a pity that I do not own Shaman King…
A/N: Yes, Sheo Darren, I did write this in the wee hours of the night on All Soul's Day, I am not lying! Nevertheless, I am posting it now, so..um-yes, thank you for your review! Review the other chapters! Moreover, what do you mean it reminds you of your FIRST FIC? Are you saying it is bad?! Are you?! / Thank you THE-PIT-MONSTER, again, it would be fun to work on a collaboration project with you, (as if you'd ever want to, I am but a crappy writer…) maybe after this BURDEN is finished, or I could possibly put it off for a while…Nheheheh….And ShiningStarAngel, you were the first to review, and for that you will always have a place within my heart! Okaaaaayies!! Let us begin!
Hao had taken Faust's advice, and finally knew what to do that would cause Ann to fall down and relinquish her powers…Here, was his no-fail all-powerful super Hao plan of Ann's destruction.
Hao's Plan
#1. Use the Spirit of Fire to transport the Jello Cow to Ann's stronghold, Green Ranch
#2. Gather a great army of everyone in the contest so far, and attack while the Jello Cow is accepted into Green Ranch
#3. Rescue Yoh, Anna, and Hana
#4. Rescue Chicken Manta and Chicken Tokageroh and sell them as pets for big bucks
It was truly a no-fail plan, and would definitely work, everyone here was basically a shaman of some sort, and strong at that, as well…He gathered up his courage, and stepped onto the stage, "Everyone!" his voice rang powerfully and bounced on the walls…unfortunately, it may have been far too powerful, and much too bouncy, to say the least.
Hao's voice bounced off of the wall behind him, hit the poor bishounen squarely in the back of the head, and knocked him out cold for what seems to be the second time in this story…
"Oh! You hit my fontanel!!" shrieked Hao as he fell to the hard, wooden floor.
"Stupid! You don't have a fontanel! You're too old!" cried his voice irritably.
"How can my own voice be talking to me when I'm using my voice to speak but you're my voice and you're talking while I'm talking!!!?!???"
The nonsensical nature of this encounter sent Hao into fits, and predictably, he made more human confetti from the audience, very lovely and rainbow colored, but with a slight odor of burning flesh and rubber, one might add.
The finals were postponed, and Jeanne, Lyserg, and Marco, who were all oddly on the same Shaman Team, AGAINST Hao and the Hanagumi, were predictably irked from this, and joined the war to kill Ann and save the Asakuras.
Either by threat or goodwill, everyone in both the audience and the entire building signed into the now incapacitated Hao's army, and were summarily trained by the Hanagumi quite terribly.
You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out,
Then you turn around ,and shake it all about
And that's what it's all about!
You put your right foot in, you put your left foot out,
Then you turn around, and shake it all about
And that's what it's all about!
Instead of Shaman Skills, the Hanagumi were teaching the non-shaman audience the Hokey-Pokey!!!!
When confronted with this later when their dear Hao-Sama was back in good health, the Hanagumi froze and began to frantically explain….when Faust, Eliza, and the Authoress rode down upon what appeared to be a floppy disk named Bob, and Faust barely dismounted the disk before saying with a laugh, "Ohohohohoho! But what if the Hokey-Pokey really IS what it's all about?"
Moreover, with that, the three drifted away into the skies.
Within weeks, they had an army, not one they would necessarily want, for all the audience had learned was the Hokey-Pokey, nevertheless, Hao and the Hanagumi would continue their crusade to dethrone Ann and destroy her once and for all!!
Suddenly, without the slightest preamble, the bolted doors swung open forcefully, as peppy music began to blare, and a shadowed figure emerged into the room and eventually, to the middle of the stage.
He took the microphone, and threw off his coat, dancing in a hyper, frantic manner.
The spotlight was just bright enough so they could make out the boy's appearance.
He was a rather short, rather skinny, young, Chinese boy with a tucked-in blue shirt, black spandex shorts, and pointed purple-black hair that matched his flashing yellow eyes.
Soon, a mingled, Chinese-accented song began to accompany his dancing, his voice was heavily accented, and he began to jump up and down repeatedly…He was singing a raher odd rendition of …
She Bangs!
She bangs! She bangs!
Oh, yeah, she move, she move!
Oh yeah, I go crazy!
She look like a buttafly but
Sting like a bee!
Just like ev'ry girl, in history!
Oh...
She bangs! She bangs!
Oh, yeah, she move, she move!
Oh yeah I go crazy!
She look like a buttafly but
Sting like a bee!
Just like e'vry----
The young boy was rudely cut off by Kanna, the regular, "Simon" of the group.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa…okay, first of all, who dressed you? Second, who did your hair, it looks like you've been attacked by a cat. Third, who the HELL are you?" she fired questions at him with such pertinacity that it nearly gave the poor boy a heart attack.
"I am…Ren Hung." he said with a smile. "I be new pop star! When I win, I will go to New Yohku, and live like the ture ahtist! This town is too smollu for me."
Realizing that this boy could be a powerful new weapon not only for his terrible singing skills (A/N: As opposed the REAL William Hung! Willliam Hung is talented! …Yes, I have odd taste, but I am a fan…;) but also for his Shamanic Skills, as he could sense the boy's Furyoku…
"Ren Hung…" said Hao in a sinsiter voice, much like Gendo Ikari of Evangelion.
"Huh?" wondered Ren aloud innocently, much like Shinji Ikari of Evangelion.
"You shall join our crusade, and help us defeat Ann!!!" he cried dramatically.
Ren nodded emphatically, "Okay!"
A/N: Only a few more chapters left…What will happen? Ohohohohohohohohohoho! Moreover, about the "Hohohohohoho!"
sentiment that is so dear to my heart, (sob) if you have read Clamp School Defenders Duklyon, have you noticed that almost every person in that series laughs in that manner? I have. T.T
Will someone please tell me what coleslaw is, who Usher and Alicia Keys are, and what a "boo," is?!?!?! PLEASE, I
BESEECH YOU, FAIR READERS!!!!
PS: Now we are iffy about cows.
Ja Ne
Neko-Neko Faust VIII
They walked for many kilometers, and traveled, with the help of Faust, or Fred Astaire, across dimensions to reach the realm of Harvest Moon64…a rigorous journey and not one for the faint of heart, definitely.
Flower Bud Village was not an exciting locale, very much the opposite in fact,