DRACO, WANDS, AND POLYJUICE POTIONS
By: Jess
From the twisted mind of Commodores R Ppl 2 comes... A GEORGIA NICOLSON/ HARRY POTTER CROSSOVER!!! Dun Dun Duun!!!!! :D Run if you know what's good for ya!!!
Disclaimer: ALL HAIL LOUISE RENNISON AND J.K. ROWLING, two of the most fab authors on the face of the earth!!!! They own everything, not I!!!
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july 16
10:15 am
outside Jas's house
with the Ace Gang
Jas and I planned to spend an entire week together, away from Tom and Robbie, just as two individual women having fun with their mates. Except Jas is taking FOREVER. We told her to be ready at 10 o' clock, SHARP. But no! She has to be Mrs. Big Huffy Knickers and make us wait for an eternity before she comes!!! We had called her from the phone box and she said she was just putting on her lippy and would be waiting for us!
"Why's she taking so bloody long?!" Jools yelled. "Does it really take THAT long to put on your lipstick?"
"Well, this is Jas we're dealing with," Rosie said.
"True, but STILL!" Jools stomped her foot on the ground.
"I'll knock on the door to see," I volunteered. If there's one person who can get Mrs. Horrid Fringe out of her stuffy excuse for a room, it's me.
I rang her doorbell and yelled, "Jasmine Bryne! Get dow here right now! We're going to be late for our manicures at the Rosie's aunt's salon! She's giving us a discount for Baby Jesus's sake!!!" (A/N: I forget Jas's last name so if anyone knows the real one, it'll be greatly appreciated!)
I heard something hit glass, and looked up to see an owl with something in it's beak. An owl? What in the name of pantyhose was an owl doing here? In daylight? After about a minute, I heard screeching coming from the window where the owl hit the window. It was Jas. Bloody hell, did the stupid owl scare her? Can anyone be that dim? Owls are not scary at all. By now Jools and Mabs came to see what was wrong.
"Is Jas alright?" Mabs asked.
"How should I know?" I said. "All I heard was her scream after the owl went by her window."
Just then there were some loud bumping noises coming down the steps accompanied by Jas's loud shrieking. "Mum! I made it! I made it!"
"Made what, love?" I heard her mum say.
"Read the letter!"
There was a bit of silence before Jas's mum screamed too. "Oh my God! My darling girl made it!!! We have to call your father at work!"
Made it into what? The whole Ace gang looked at each other in a state of confusiosity.
"Wait... what's this? There's something else in the envelope." Jas said. We heard paper ruffling, and then more yelping. "Georgia made it too!!! WE'RE GOING TO GO TOGETHER!!!"
Alright, now enough is enough. How does SHE know I made... whatever I made?! Why does she even have my bloody mail??? I rang the doorbell again, wondering what the bloody hell I made.
Jas came to the door to be greeted by some quite impatient girls, the Ace Gang.
"Jas! What did you and I make?" I yelled at her. "We've been waiting out her for fifteen bloody minutes an--"
"Gee!" Jas screamed before I could finish. "WE MADE IT INTO HOGWARTS!"
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Alright, alright. I know. Left ya hangin'. Sorry. :D I had to. Now, tell me something. Should this be a Gee/Draco fic, Gee/Ron, Gee/Harry, or just plain humor? TELL ME!!!
Much Love,
/- /Jess /-/
By: Jess
From the twisted mind of Commodores R Ppl 2 comes... A GEORGIA NICOLSON/ HARRY POTTER CROSSOVER!!! Dun Dun Duun!!!!! :D Run if you know what's good for ya!!!
Disclaimer: ALL HAIL LOUISE RENNISON AND J.K. ROWLING, two of the most fab authors on the face of the earth!!!! They own everything, not I!!!
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july 16
10:15 am
outside Jas's house
with the Ace Gang
Jas and I planned to spend an entire week together, away from Tom and Robbie, just as two individual women having fun with their mates. Except Jas is taking FOREVER. We told her to be ready at 10 o' clock, SHARP. But no! She has to be Mrs. Big Huffy Knickers and make us wait for an eternity before she comes!!! We had called her from the phone box and she said she was just putting on her lippy and would be waiting for us!
"Why's she taking so bloody long?!" Jools yelled. "Does it really take THAT long to put on your lipstick?"
"Well, this is Jas we're dealing with," Rosie said.
"True, but STILL!" Jools stomped her foot on the ground.
"I'll knock on the door to see," I volunteered. If there's one person who can get Mrs. Horrid Fringe out of her stuffy excuse for a room, it's me.
I rang her doorbell and yelled, "Jasmine Bryne! Get dow here right now! We're going to be late for our manicures at the Rosie's aunt's salon! She's giving us a discount for Baby Jesus's sake!!!" (A/N: I forget Jas's last name so if anyone knows the real one, it'll be greatly appreciated!)
I heard something hit glass, and looked up to see an owl with something in it's beak. An owl? What in the name of pantyhose was an owl doing here? In daylight? After about a minute, I heard screeching coming from the window where the owl hit the window. It was Jas. Bloody hell, did the stupid owl scare her? Can anyone be that dim? Owls are not scary at all. By now Jools and Mabs came to see what was wrong.
"Is Jas alright?" Mabs asked.
"How should I know?" I said. "All I heard was her scream after the owl went by her window."
Just then there were some loud bumping noises coming down the steps accompanied by Jas's loud shrieking. "Mum! I made it! I made it!"
"Made what, love?" I heard her mum say.
"Read the letter!"
There was a bit of silence before Jas's mum screamed too. "Oh my God! My darling girl made it!!! We have to call your father at work!"
Made it into what? The whole Ace gang looked at each other in a state of confusiosity.
"Wait... what's this? There's something else in the envelope." Jas said. We heard paper ruffling, and then more yelping. "Georgia made it too!!! WE'RE GOING TO GO TOGETHER!!!"
Alright, now enough is enough. How does SHE know I made... whatever I made?! Why does she even have my bloody mail??? I rang the doorbell again, wondering what the bloody hell I made.
Jas came to the door to be greeted by some quite impatient girls, the Ace Gang.
"Jas! What did you and I make?" I yelled at her. "We've been waiting out her for fifteen bloody minutes an--"
"Gee!" Jas screamed before I could finish. "WE MADE IT INTO HOGWARTS!"
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Alright, alright. I know. Left ya hangin'. Sorry. :D I had to. Now, tell me something. Should this be a Gee/Draco fic, Gee/Ron, Gee/Harry, or just plain humor? TELL ME!!!
Much Love,
/- /Jess /-/