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Elves Drink Too
So there's a bash down in Mirkwood
Sauron's dead, we're all feelin' good
Yeah, it's 'bout time those barrels got some use
Now you didn't hear any of this, Gimli,
But elves ain't always as they seem
Brace yourself, this may come as a shock to you
Chorus:
Elves drink too
They like beer, champagne, and ale
They have rowdy parties as well
Hangovers that hurt like hell
Elves drink too
Don't think dwarves are the only ones
Who sip it, gulp it, down it some
It's nothin' new
Elves drink too.
They love Miller and Budweiser too
When they run out they know just what to do
Just break out the bottles of champagne
Food and drink's always on their minds
Even behind Elrond's dreary eyes
He's wishing he had another glass to drain
Chorus
Yeah, elves drink too
They always buy the bar a round
Every time they go out
They love drunken crowds
Elves drink too
Long-neck bottles turn their heads
It's funny they act so well-bred
That ain't the truth
Elves drink too
Now that's the truth
Elves drink too
No, they don't care where it's from
Yeah, that tastes good.
Pour another glass of that
(Gimli burps)