Okay people I'm going to try my hand at an Inuyasha fic so don't kill me! I'm only thirteen so please spare me! I would rather have someone tell me nicely what I have wrong instead of say that the fic sucks.

Warning: If you have ever read one of my Rurouni Kenshin fics then you know there will be some humor, romance, and a little dark but don't worry! It isn't normal least I don't think it is.

Summary: AU everyone's human and everyone is strange! Inuyasha is rich; Kagome is also rich but is having a bad two weeks, Sango and Miroku are together, Kagura is doing some odd job or another and there's a lover triangle!

(Now the story!)

Kagome looked at her desk nice and neat like everything she had nothing really showed her personality. She took a glance at the picture she had taken with her high school friends. Kagura was actually smiling, Sesshoumaru had an arm around her and Kagura, Sango was on Miroku's lap, Kouga was looking at Sesshoumaru with jealous eyes, and Inuyasha was standing next to her with a toothy grin.

Kagome sighed as she stared at the picture. Sesshoumaru had adopted a little girl who was slightly annoying and he had a servant who looked like a toad. Kagura was working with her sister Kanna and her adoptive father Naraku somewhere. Sango and Miroku had been married for three years and had a little girl. Kouga found a girlfriend and was now trekking on some mountain. But Inuyasha was well he was the only one she saw most of.

Inuyasha was her competitor with her business and they weren't that friendly to each other in public but if you got them together alone they were the best of friends. "Miss Higurashi, Inuyasha is on the other line," he secretary's voice crackled. "Please transfer it," Kagome said as she pushed the button.

"Hey Kag!"

"Hey Inuyasha what wrong?" she asked

"Nothing I was just wondering if you got the invitation to the high school reunion?"

"Yes, and I'm going to go. What about you?"

"Me too," Inuyasha sighed.

"What's wrong?"

"Oh, I've just heard some rumors circulating,"

"Like what?"

"Oh, just that you and me are dating," he chuckled.

"Who would say something like that?"

"Maybe cause we're always talking to each other and I know you love me,"

"Now, you're just teasing me!"

"Yep, and I'm loving it!"

Kagome shook her head she could just see the smirk he had on.

"Also there's a rumor that Kouga broke up with his girlfriend,"

"You mean that Ayame girl?" she asked.

"Yeah, she found a letter addressed to a woman whose name started with a 'K'"

"Please don't let it be me!"

"The truth is no one knows who it is," Inuyasha chuckled.

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Kagome asked.

"That we should find whom the letter is addressed to?"

"Yes, and if it's not me try to hook them up!"

"Kagome, Kagome, Kagome are you still the little match maker who step Miroku and Sango up?"

"Yep, and proud to be it!"

"What ever Kag see you in a week?"

"Yeah,"

"Bye,"

"Bye,"

Kagome signed and put down the phone. Should I call Sango? No she's probably busy Kagome thought. "Miss Higurashi?" her secretary's voice asked. "Yes, Miss Asano?" Kagome sighed. "Sesshoumaru is here to see you," she said in a shaky voice. What in the hell is Sesshoumaru doing here? Kagome thought. She turned her head to the door when it opened to reveal Sesshoumaru. "Hello, Sesshoumaru what brings you here?" she asked.

"Nothing just that I need your advice," he sat down. He needs my advice? Kagome thought in disbelief. "You seem to know what you want right?" he inquired. "Yes I guess," Kagome mumbled. "You have my younger brother wrapped around your finger, an adopted son who is very attached to you, and the guts to tell the person you like that you do like them," Sesshoumaru drawled on. "I don't know about the telling part," Kagome started. "Yes, I know you haven't told him, but still he knows in a way that's why he won't even look at that one girl. What's her name?" Sesshoumaru rotated his hand. "Kikyo?" Kagome asked. "Yes Kikyo, annoying isn't she?" Sesshoumaru said thoughtfully.

"Okay you're talking in more then two worded sentences, not that you're dumb or anything," Kagome stuttered. "It's just that I don't talk that much right?" he interrupted. "Yes, and who is this girl that has you tongue tied?" Kagome asked. "You know her," Sesshoumaru smirked. "I know a thousand women that you know!" she sighed. "Well, then maybe I should tell you her name at the reunion," Sesshoumaru would have laughed at Kagome if he hadn't been himself. "You know how much I hate you right?" she whispered. "I can only imagine," Sesshoumaru, teased her. (They don't like each other like they said before Inu and Kag love each other Sess is just like an older brother!)

"I'm beginning to think that you and your brother are out to get me!" Kagome snarled. "I think you're being paranoid," Sesshoumaru joked. "God, is the world ending? That why you're so happy, isn't it?" Kagome groaned. "Actually it probably is for you," Sesshoumaru mumbled. "What do you mean but that!" Kagome yelled. Sesshoumaru said nothing as he left. "I hate those two," She mumbled to herself.

"Miss Higurashi Sango and Miroku are here," she secretary sighed. "Send them in," Kagome rubbed the bridge of her nose. "Hello Kagome," she heard Sango's voice greet her. "Hey," Kagome said softly. "Lady Kagome what's wrong?" Miroku asked. "Oh nothing. It's just that Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru want to ruin my life," Kagome said limply. "Why would Sesshoumaru do that?" Sango asked. "Oh, maybe since I'm actually happy he's now hell bent on breaking it?" Kagome mumbled.

"Inuyasha wouldn't want to ruin your life would he?" Miroku asked. "No, he wouldn't but him being him is just as bad," she sighed. "I think we'd better leave Miroku," Sango said while she shoved him out. "Bye guys," Kagome said softly. "Oh, did you hear that Kagura is going to be at the reunion?" Sango asked. "No, is she really?" Kagome said shocked. "Yeah, her father let her off on what ever she does just for it," Sango smiled. "See you Sango," Kagome grinned. "See you Miss Higurashi, high executive," Sango joked. Kagome looked at her desk. It was messy; finally something that is part of her personality.

Done with the first chapter. Now I've tried asking and that doesn't get me enough reviews so now I'm commanding. Since you're here review!