DRACO, WANDS, AND POLYJUICE POTIONS

By: Jess

A/N: wow, i'm so sorry it took me so LOONNNGGG to update! i got a wee bit stuck. but it's all better now. i might update OTBS today too. happy new year, folks.

Disclaimer: not mine, dammit!

august 13

11:00 pm

sleeping over Jas's house

"So, you're telling me your mum is a witch?" I asked mon trés crazy pal.

"Yeah, but when she met my dad, she decided to live life without magic," Jas explained.

"And you never told me and the Ace Gang?"

Jas shrugged. "I didn't really see a reason to."

"So, who's this uncle of yours anyway?" I asked her.

"Oh, Severus Snape," Jas said. "He's the Potions professor at Hogwarts. Mum and him never really got along because she was a Gryffindor and he was a Slytherin, but they're on better terms now."

"What is Potions exactly?"

"It's like chemistry. Only you use magical ingredients and they're used for transforming and other things."

"So, basically at this school we learn how to become 'witches and wizards'?"

Jas nodded.

"Are their any fit boys there?" I asked.

"Well, you tell me," she said. "Did you see Harry and Ron?"

Vair true, Jas.

"What about that blonde bloke?" I said. "And Ron's twin brothers."

"Of course, they're absolutely divine!"

"Do you think they have girlfriends?" I asked.

"Well, Ron and Hermione looked like they were a couple," Jas said.

Oh, poo.

"Let's just hope none of the others are," I laughed.

This is much better! Jas and I actually having a girl-to-girl conversation without me thinking Jas is a complete, bumbling idiot!

"Do you think Fred and George are dating?" Jas wondered. "They never let each other out their sight!"

Oh, dear God in Heaven, please send Jas some common sense so she'll realize they're NOT gay or incest-y!

Jas did explain to me that Fit Blonde calling me a "Mudblood" was a bad thing. She told me about the Malfoy family, and purebloods, and Death Eaters and Voldemort, er, You-Know-Who, among other things like quidditch and the classes. Divination sounds interesting enough, and Muggle Studies I'm most certainly taking, because I live with them.

august 21

8:00 pm

The Ace Gang threw Jas and I a Going Away party. It was vair vair emotional and sad, we were all blubbering at the end. Even Sven was! He gave Jas and I a pair of shimmery, silver pants. He said they were for whenever we needed to "get our groove on, ja". How sweet.

We didn't exactly tell them we were going to to a wizard school, apparently, their world is secret and they don't want muggles (non-magic people) to know about the wizarding world. We told them we'd write (or "owl") them as much as we could.

august 23

noon

in my room, watching the rain

I am now officially packed for school. Angus is coming avec moi, and Mutti and Vati couldn't be happier not to have him around. Along with the neighbors. But Gordy will miss his vati vair much. Angus taught Gordy all he knows. He taught him how to torture Mr. and Mrs. Next Door's poodles without getting killed, and how to avoid Libby's violent tail pull. Speaking of Libby, I wonder if she's a witch too. I'm not sure Hogwarts would allow her to bring Scuba Diving Barbie and all her little "friends" with her. But she should be out that phase by then.

Jas and I have our tickets for the "Hogwarts Express". Platform 9 3/4? What in the name of Vati's beard is that? I've been to Kings Crossing Station. There is no Platform 9 3/4. But then again, I'm going to the wizarding world. Things are vair vair different.

12:03 pm

I just hope there's more Sex Gods than just Harry, Ron, Draco, and the twins. 'Twould be a shame it was.

1:05 pm

Mutti bought me a pointy witch hat. "Incase you need it, Georgia. You never know!" Trés amusant, mum.

"Just make sure Libby never gets a hold of any ruby slippers!" Vati said before he and Uncle Eddie started hooting and hollering and laughing. Really, dad. You're hilarious.

A/N: soooooooooo sorry it took me so long. i got lazy. OTBS should be up soon.

Jess