XD This chapter is entirely for fun. It has no impact on the storyline whatsoever, though the characters will learn a thing or two about messing with a certain pair of imps. ^-~
bMisplaced in Space - Chapter Six; Duo's Endowment; Papa Zechs and his Smurf Bitches/b
After only a week of surveillance from the G-boys, the Earth-born teenagers were quite fed up. They were being watched practically night and day. Every time one of them left a room there was a pilot on their tail, and that Saturday was no exception. The impish twins on board had been awakened to their roommates gone, replaced by Duo and Heero. Both girls had groaned wearily and demanded the boys make themselves useful and fetch some food if they were going to hang about.
A few minutes later Duo returned with bowls of cereal, which the girls liquidated and topped with straws and little tropical umbrellas before seating themselves on a rather large mountain of pillows in front of the television, happily watching Kryss' tapes of Invader Zim.
"Doomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoom, DOOOOM!!!" they shriek-sang, bobbing back and forth happily. Heero glared at them whilst Duo only raised an amused eyebrow.
Kryss cackled, jumping from her seat and swinging a pillow. "Let us rain some DOOM on our DOOMED enemies!!" she squealed, bouncing about and ignoring her spilled cereal. "Come, my impish knight!" she called to her brunette friend, "Let us do the dance of DOOM!"
"DOOM!!" Nicole shrieked, jumping up. The two commenced loudly shouting the rhythm of the Macarena, dancing in accordance.
"Hey, Macarena! AYE!" the two yelped, twirling around.
Heero only stared in silence while Duo decided to open his big mouth. "Freaky Earth-born imps..."
The two paused. "What's that supposed to mean?" Kryss questioned, giving him the fish-eye.
"It means you midgets freak me out," he replied, seating himself on the blonde girl's bed, only to be shoved off again.
"...He does have a point," Heero said, "You are midgets..."
The braided wonder laughed. "Damn straight. They wouldn't even have to get on their knees!"
"WHAT?!" the two squawked, glaring daggers at their antagonists.
Heero nodded. "Their height will be a definite handicap in piloting. They won't even be able to see out the windows."
The short ones seethed angrily. "Our heights will be handicaps in piloting? Well, your lengths'll be handicaps in getting LAID!" Kryss screamed, snatching up her cereal bowl and hurling it at the perfect soldier's head.
The Japanese boy caught it easily and tossed it aside while Duo began to fume. "I'll have you know I'm VERY well endowed!" he yelped, pulling at the waistline of his black pants defensively.
The girls only laughed while Nicole moved to Ashley's nightstand and pulled out one of her yaoi doujinshis and flipped to a certain page before throwing it to Duo. After that the girls scampered out of the room as fast as they could.
Behind them they heard the Bakagami screaming, "HEERO, WHAT'RE YOU DOING TO ME?! AND WHY AREN'T I WELL ENDOWED!?"
The two dashed back and stuck their heads in the doorway. "'Cause life sucks, God of Small Penises!" Kryss teased.
Nicole sang, "Heero and Duo, sittin' in a tree! B-U-T-T-F-U-C-K-I-N-G!"
Heero glared and drew his precious gun, muttering, "Omao o koruso."
"GUN!" The insane brunette squealed happily and ran over to him, snatched the gun, and was out the door again with her impish comrade at her side.
***
"Okay, so do we have a deal?" Kryss asked, tugging at Ashley's arm. "You give us the dye, we torture Wufei?"
The taller girl nodded and grinned. "Give me a second..." she said as she commenced searching through her bags. "I know I have a box of food coloring in here…" she muttered, tossing out a few anime tapes before releasing a triumphant cry. "Found it!" she exulted, tossing the blonde girl a small blue box.
The small one cackled and hugged her in thanks before dashing out of the room.
***
"I got it!" Kryss yelped as she dashed into the kitchen.
Nicole turned from the large pot of vinegar behind her, grinning. "Pour it in! I'm finished drugging their dinner."
Her impish friend cackled evilly as she tore open the tiny box and pulled out the blue bottle. She twisted off the cap and dumped all its contents into the cauldren. The brunette laughed with her, forking over a spoon.
Outside in the mass hall they began to here voices. One stuck out distinctly as Duo's, wailing about wanting dinner.
"That's my cue!" Nicole chimed, grabbing her platter of dinners. She exited their little laboratory and scurried towards the table where the gundam pilots sat. Confused looks from the group greeted her. She blushed and explained, "See, me and Kryss felt bad for being mean earlier, so we decided to fix dinner for you guys!" At that she placed the drugged plates in front of Duo, Heero, Wufei, and Zechs. "Well, eat up!" she said cheerily as she dashed back to her companion.
Kryss poked her head out the door as her partner in crime dashed in. "They're eating it!" she reported gleefully, rubbing her hands together.
"Excellent," the brunette girl purred, seating herself on a bar stool. "The box said it takes about half an hour for the pills to kick in. Are the costumes ready?"
"Yes!" she cackled, holding up an assortment of white dresses and a pair of red pants. "I will enjoy this..."
After about a half hour Quatre took his crutches and painfully pulled himself up from the table. "I'll see you all later. I want to see Sandrock before I retire...See you in the morning!" the blonde boy said cheerfully before hobbling out the mass hall. A few minutes later Trowa had left as well.
The rest of the boys sat together at the table, finishing off their meals. They had begun engaging in conversation when the lot of them had dropped off, diving headfirst into their plates.
"Yes, they're out!" Kryss cackled, dashing out of the kitchen with the dresses and pants. Nicole followed in her wake, hefting the large pot of dye.
"Now...Let's make them...Pretty.." the blonde guffawed.
***
The next morning Kryss rose early, shaking her roommates awake. Once Nicole was up the two ushered the older girls about and out the door, stopping off at Nick's room to drag him along.
"Why the hell did you get us up?" Anna whined as she was drug down the hall.
"We have to show you somethiiiing," Nicole urged, tugging her towards the mass hall.
"It better be good," she muttered as the group arrived inside the cafeteria area. Then they all stopped short, at a loss for words. The vertically challenged duo burst into a fresh fit of giggles upon sight of their work.
Lying on the table were Heero, Wufei, Duo, and Zechs, all of them dyed a vibrant blue. The three youngest wore frilly white dresses and blonde wigs, accompanied by white sock-hats and rather large pairs breasts, composed entirely out of grapefruits. Heero had his gun tucked in the chest of the dress. The nazi dictator that had put the pilot trainees under surveillance wore red pants and boots, along with a red sock-hat. A cloud of white cotton had been glued to his chin, and he held the three boys in his arms.
"It's...it's...It's like...Papa Zechs and his Smurf Bitches!" Ashley laughed, gasping for air.
Once the group had calmed themselves, the young men had begun to awaken, which brought on a whole new round of laughter, along with a symphony of screams and death threats.
***
XD That's it! Were you amused? XD Yeah, it's a little short I guess, but I enjoy it. I'm gonna try to write more and have one or two more chapters up tonight.
bMisplaced in Space - Chapter Six; Duo's Endowment; Papa Zechs and his Smurf Bitches/b
After only a week of surveillance from the G-boys, the Earth-born teenagers were quite fed up. They were being watched practically night and day. Every time one of them left a room there was a pilot on their tail, and that Saturday was no exception. The impish twins on board had been awakened to their roommates gone, replaced by Duo and Heero. Both girls had groaned wearily and demanded the boys make themselves useful and fetch some food if they were going to hang about.
A few minutes later Duo returned with bowls of cereal, which the girls liquidated and topped with straws and little tropical umbrellas before seating themselves on a rather large mountain of pillows in front of the television, happily watching Kryss' tapes of Invader Zim.
"Doomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoom, DOOOOM!!!" they shriek-sang, bobbing back and forth happily. Heero glared at them whilst Duo only raised an amused eyebrow.
Kryss cackled, jumping from her seat and swinging a pillow. "Let us rain some DOOM on our DOOMED enemies!!" she squealed, bouncing about and ignoring her spilled cereal. "Come, my impish knight!" she called to her brunette friend, "Let us do the dance of DOOM!"
"DOOM!!" Nicole shrieked, jumping up. The two commenced loudly shouting the rhythm of the Macarena, dancing in accordance.
"Hey, Macarena! AYE!" the two yelped, twirling around.
Heero only stared in silence while Duo decided to open his big mouth. "Freaky Earth-born imps..."
The two paused. "What's that supposed to mean?" Kryss questioned, giving him the fish-eye.
"It means you midgets freak me out," he replied, seating himself on the blonde girl's bed, only to be shoved off again.
"...He does have a point," Heero said, "You are midgets..."
The braided wonder laughed. "Damn straight. They wouldn't even have to get on their knees!"
"WHAT?!" the two squawked, glaring daggers at their antagonists.
Heero nodded. "Their height will be a definite handicap in piloting. They won't even be able to see out the windows."
The short ones seethed angrily. "Our heights will be handicaps in piloting? Well, your lengths'll be handicaps in getting LAID!" Kryss screamed, snatching up her cereal bowl and hurling it at the perfect soldier's head.
The Japanese boy caught it easily and tossed it aside while Duo began to fume. "I'll have you know I'm VERY well endowed!" he yelped, pulling at the waistline of his black pants defensively.
The girls only laughed while Nicole moved to Ashley's nightstand and pulled out one of her yaoi doujinshis and flipped to a certain page before throwing it to Duo. After that the girls scampered out of the room as fast as they could.
Behind them they heard the Bakagami screaming, "HEERO, WHAT'RE YOU DOING TO ME?! AND WHY AREN'T I WELL ENDOWED!?"
The two dashed back and stuck their heads in the doorway. "'Cause life sucks, God of Small Penises!" Kryss teased.
Nicole sang, "Heero and Duo, sittin' in a tree! B-U-T-T-F-U-C-K-I-N-G!"
Heero glared and drew his precious gun, muttering, "Omao o koruso."
"GUN!" The insane brunette squealed happily and ran over to him, snatched the gun, and was out the door again with her impish comrade at her side.
***
"Okay, so do we have a deal?" Kryss asked, tugging at Ashley's arm. "You give us the dye, we torture Wufei?"
The taller girl nodded and grinned. "Give me a second..." she said as she commenced searching through her bags. "I know I have a box of food coloring in here…" she muttered, tossing out a few anime tapes before releasing a triumphant cry. "Found it!" she exulted, tossing the blonde girl a small blue box.
The small one cackled and hugged her in thanks before dashing out of the room.
***
"I got it!" Kryss yelped as she dashed into the kitchen.
Nicole turned from the large pot of vinegar behind her, grinning. "Pour it in! I'm finished drugging their dinner."
Her impish friend cackled evilly as she tore open the tiny box and pulled out the blue bottle. She twisted off the cap and dumped all its contents into the cauldren. The brunette laughed with her, forking over a spoon.
Outside in the mass hall they began to here voices. One stuck out distinctly as Duo's, wailing about wanting dinner.
"That's my cue!" Nicole chimed, grabbing her platter of dinners. She exited their little laboratory and scurried towards the table where the gundam pilots sat. Confused looks from the group greeted her. She blushed and explained, "See, me and Kryss felt bad for being mean earlier, so we decided to fix dinner for you guys!" At that she placed the drugged plates in front of Duo, Heero, Wufei, and Zechs. "Well, eat up!" she said cheerily as she dashed back to her companion.
Kryss poked her head out the door as her partner in crime dashed in. "They're eating it!" she reported gleefully, rubbing her hands together.
"Excellent," the brunette girl purred, seating herself on a bar stool. "The box said it takes about half an hour for the pills to kick in. Are the costumes ready?"
"Yes!" she cackled, holding up an assortment of white dresses and a pair of red pants. "I will enjoy this..."
After about a half hour Quatre took his crutches and painfully pulled himself up from the table. "I'll see you all later. I want to see Sandrock before I retire...See you in the morning!" the blonde boy said cheerfully before hobbling out the mass hall. A few minutes later Trowa had left as well.
The rest of the boys sat together at the table, finishing off their meals. They had begun engaging in conversation when the lot of them had dropped off, diving headfirst into their plates.
"Yes, they're out!" Kryss cackled, dashing out of the kitchen with the dresses and pants. Nicole followed in her wake, hefting the large pot of dye.
"Now...Let's make them...Pretty.." the blonde guffawed.
***
The next morning Kryss rose early, shaking her roommates awake. Once Nicole was up the two ushered the older girls about and out the door, stopping off at Nick's room to drag him along.
"Why the hell did you get us up?" Anna whined as she was drug down the hall.
"We have to show you somethiiiing," Nicole urged, tugging her towards the mass hall.
"It better be good," she muttered as the group arrived inside the cafeteria area. Then they all stopped short, at a loss for words. The vertically challenged duo burst into a fresh fit of giggles upon sight of their work.
Lying on the table were Heero, Wufei, Duo, and Zechs, all of them dyed a vibrant blue. The three youngest wore frilly white dresses and blonde wigs, accompanied by white sock-hats and rather large pairs breasts, composed entirely out of grapefruits. Heero had his gun tucked in the chest of the dress. The nazi dictator that had put the pilot trainees under surveillance wore red pants and boots, along with a red sock-hat. A cloud of white cotton had been glued to his chin, and he held the three boys in his arms.
"It's...it's...It's like...Papa Zechs and his Smurf Bitches!" Ashley laughed, gasping for air.
Once the group had calmed themselves, the young men had begun to awaken, which brought on a whole new round of laughter, along with a symphony of screams and death threats.
***
XD That's it! Were you amused? XD Yeah, it's a little short I guess, but I enjoy it. I'm gonna try to write more and have one or two more chapters up tonight.