The Right To A Kiss
By Shinji_of_nerv02
Silver: Takes a mallet and hits it over Shinji
Shinji: What?! It's my fic you deranged girl!
Silver: *WACK WACK WACK* It's our fic you idiot! How many times do I have to tell you!
Shinji: Alright! *crazy person*
Silver: *WACK*
The Rite To A Kiss
By Shinji_of_nerv02 and Silver Raye Adams
Disclaimer: I don't own EVA although I wish I did.
Note: After a month of nagging and public embarrassment, I have completed the third chapter.
The Peck
"You're heavy for a girl," said Rei.
"Are you calling me fat?! Huh? Are you?!"
"No, no, no. I'm just saying that you're heavier than me, that's all," remarked Rei.
"THAT MEANS YOURE CALLING ME FAT!!!"
Shinji sighed as the girls continued to bicker about their weights. 'What did I do to get involved with such a strange crowd of girls? Oh well."
As the conversing girls and one confoundedly confused boy reached the school, Ryoji Kaji, the janitor called them out.
"Hey Shinji! I see that you got two lovely girls hanging onto you!"
"Oh, Hi Mr. kaji!" shouted all three of them.
The whole school know that Mr. Kaji and Mrs. Katsuragi were involved and that they told each other what happens at school to exploit the children and to have a bit of fun with them.
"What are you three doing here?"
"Oh, we were just at the drug store getting Misato some headache medicine cause she's one hefty drinker," said Rei.
"Oh, c'mon. She's not a hefty drinker… She's an alcoholic," smirked Kaji.
"I heard that you bastard!" followed by a shoe hitting Kaji from the second story.
"Ow. That hurt."
"I hope it did!"
The children quietly snuck away from the crazy adults as balls, trash, desks, folders, and one alarmed Kensuke Aida were thrown from the window and into Kaji.
"One day, they're gonna kill each other."
"Like that will happen, Shinji. They make up every night and come back to school all happy and stuff," said Asuka.
"Oh."
They entered the classroom and gave Misato her pills.
"Thanks you guys. You're lifesavers."
"Really?! You mean to say that we are chewy and tasty at the same time?"
"No Rei. You guys are like my saviors."
"Oh… Drats, I was getting hungry."
"Hey newlyweds!" shouted Toji.
"WE ARE NOT NEWLYWEDS!" shouted Shinji and Asuka!
"Whatever. Just come over here and help me bandage up Kensuke."
"Why should I?" said Asuka.
"Because as Class Rep., I say so." said Hikari.
"Fine."
As the day passed on to the afternoon, nothi8ng really happened… not if you count Kensuke getting thrown out the window again, a class fire started by Rei, who was trying to make Origami and thought using a Bunsen burner would quicken the process, and natural havoc created by Kaji who came into the classroom every few minutes with flowers for Misato, proposing his love for her.
The day ended and everyone was heading home.
Asuka was asleep on Shinji's back as he gave her a piggyback ride home.
"It seems that Ms. Soyru has taken a liking to you, Shinji," said Rei.
"Yeah, I know. I like her too."
"How much do you like her?"
"A lot."
"I see…. So how's your project that Katsuragi-san assigned?" Exclaimed the ever bubbly Rei.
"I dunno. It seems rather hard. I have to define the workings of the new N2 bomb and the range of the damage and create a scale model that works."
"Isn't that dangerous?"
"I think so. I have to ask my father."
They arrived at Rei's place and said goodbye.
"C'ya Shinji! See you at school!"
"Bye!"
Shinji walked slowly home, trying not to trip and kill Asuka and himself.
He finally reached her house and knocked on the door. No one answered so he let himself in with a spare Asuka gave him a long time ago.
He dropped Asuka on her bed and started to leave.
"Shinji…don't go." Muttered Asuka in her sleep.
He peered back into the room and sat next to her. "I won't leave yet."
He looked at his watch. "Oh crap! I got to get home or mom will go crazy and have the talk with me again about the birds and the bees!"
"I gotta go Asuka. I'll see you tomorrow."
He lightly kissed her on her cheek and left.
Asuka touched the part where he kissed and sighed.
"He kissed me. He had the backbone to kiss me." Blushed Asuka.
She dozed off minutes later dreaming of Shinji.
Shinji: You happy Silver?!
Silver: No. Do Chapter 4.
Shinji: But I don't want to do it yet.
Silver: Do it or I will get a bigger mallet to hit you with!
Shinji: Ok, Ok. Sheesh, just give me a while.
PS: R&R
Arigato ^_^