The Rite To A Kiss
By The Anime Otakus (Shinji_of_nerv02 and Silver Raye Adams)
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Shinji: As this is most of my story, why must I keep putting you in here?
Silver: Because I wrote a chapter. *Brandishes her mallet* OK?
Shinji: *cowers* …. Umm ok.
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Disclaimer: This story belongs to no one and I get no royalties for this story (except for the reviews). I want to thank everyone who reviewed my story. I don't know I should put in an evil character but I will think about it. ^_^
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A New Dawn, A Crazy Day
8:10
"Shinji wake up!" cried an angry Asuka.
"Ugh… one more minute mom," said a sleepy Shinji.
Asuka got mad and pulled off his covers. She blushed as she saw one part of Shinji that was up bright and early. When Asuka saw it, she screamed, "I didn't meant to get that up!" as she slapped Shinji upside the head.
"It's not my fault. I got to go to the bathroom or something."
"OH MY GOD! Don't point that at me!"
In the kitchen
"It's so nice that Asuka wakes up Shinji every morning. Why doesn't he appreciate her?" said Mrs. Ikari.
"Hmm," said Gendo Ikari.
"Gosh, he's just like you. Now get ready or Fuyutski's gonna complain about you being late to me."
"Of course he will. He's your biggest fan."
"Oh you! Put down that newspaper and get to work."
"Oh alright. *mutters 'She must be obeyed'*"
"Hurry Up!" yelled Asuka
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"Ok! Shesh, is this what happens when you have your period?"
"Arrr..."
A loud, resounding slap was heard through the apartment building.
"Bye Mrs. Ikari!" said Asuka as she dragged a red-faced Shinji out.
"Bye Mom!"
"C'ya sweetie!"
As the two teens ran out of the apartments, one carrying an old purple lunch bag and pulling on a boy of her own age, and the boy, being pulled towards certain doom by an old childhood friend.
"C'mon, we are gonna be late!"
"It's not my fault that the alarm didn't go off."
"Yes it is. You forgot to set the alarm."
"Oh."
An uneasy pause came but only lasted for a few minutes.
"Is you ankle alright?" questioned Shinji.
"Its fine, thanks to you."
"Really?"
"Yeah. And thanks for bringing me home… and for the kiss." Blushed Asuka.
"What kiss? What are you talking about?" Said an uneasy Shinji.
Don't act coy with me! I know you kissed me!"
"Uhhhh…"
Just then Rei came. Shinji sighed and greeted Rei.
"Ohoyo"
"And good morning too Ikari-kun and Sohru-chan." Said an overly bubbly Rei.
"Gutten Morgen, said Asuka.
"It's a beautiful day," exclaimed Rei.
"Yes, it is."
"What's the difference between the other days?" asked Asuka.
"Never mind. You wouldn't understand."
What do you mean I don't understand?"
Shinji sighed and continued to listen to the bickering pair of girls as they arrived at their school.
As they reached the school, the second story blew up. There was a lot of screams and confusion as the teens reached the site of the incident. Out of the smoke came out a laughing Touji dragging a blackened Kensuke.
"Oh Touji, what happened?" asked Hikari, who just arrived at the scene.
"Oh him, he was trying to construct a smoke bomb and tripped the wrong circuit and got himself blown up." Laughed Touji.
A blue sports car came barreling down the road as teachers, students, and animals dived to avoid the maniac driver. The car came to a skidding halt right next to the Stooges. The door opened as Ms. Misato Katsuragi stepped out of her car.
"Hey you guys. What's up?" Said Misato.
"Oh nothing. Except that Kensuke blew up the second story." Said Asuka.
"Oh well. Guess that schools canceled. Good for me. I can go home and sleep some more. Bye kids!" Misato jumped into her car and drove off, but not before she hit a trash can and scaring the second graders by diving right at them.
"Man can she drive," drooled Touji, Shinji, and a charred Kensuke.
"What a bunch of stooges." Exclaimed Asuka, Rei, and Hikari.
"What do we do now?" asked Shinji.
"What do we do? We're gonna go down to the mall and shop!" exclaimed Asuka.
A load groan came from the males as the girls talked about what to buy.
At the Tokyo-3 Mall
11: 43
As the girls continued to look around to find what else they could buy, the guys were struggling under the dozens of bags that the girls bought.
"Why do girls buy so much if they don't even wear them?" complained Shinji.
"I don't know but let's hope they run out of money or they'll end up buying the whole mall." Said Kensuke and Touji.
"Hey you guys, hurry up!" shouted Rei as she smiled. "Don't worry; we'll treat you to a nice treat when we reach the food court."
"Really?!" yelled the stooges.
"Yep. And we are almost there."
As they reached the food court, the guys quickly found some seats and sat down depositing the bags of clothing.
The girls pooled their money together and bought them all a giant feast consisting of 6 Bentos from Yosinoya, (A.K.A. a beef bowl place) with a lot of rice balls as dessert.
The Stooges wolfed down their meal and went to lie down as the girls slowly ate their meals. When they finished, they returned to their shopping spree. The continued to walk until they reached a place where no male would dare to go unless they were force at gunpoint to go into: Victoria's Secret. (Bum Bum Bum.)
"Ummm... Asuka, why are we here?" asked a reddened Shinji.
"You'll see. You'll see." Grinned the three girls.
As the girls forced the stooges to sit in chairs across from the dressing room, thoughts permeated through their heads.
'What the hell is going on' thought Shinji.
'Why did I forget to bring my camcorder' thought Kensuke.
'This is going to be so cool.' Thought Touji.
Rei came out first, scantily clad in a one-piece suit, showing off to Kensuke.
"Holy Crap" as his nose started to bleed.
"It's not too small is it?" she innocently asked Kensuke.
"Nnn…no. of course not" said Kensuke as he tried to plug his nose with tissue.
Next came out Hikari, wearing a see through evening gown that went down to her thighs. (and for you information, she's wearing her underwear underneath that, thank you very much)
"Oh My God…" Said a nose bleeding Touji, who bled twice as much as Kensuke.
"Do you think its too revealing?" asked Hikari, winking at Touji.
Touji fainted of blood loss as Hikari giggled.
The curtain moved as Asuka came out….
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What will Asuka wear? Will Touji ever wake up? Who will pay for all the Lingerie? Stay tuned for the next "The Rite To A Kiss"
Shinji: I know it's a cliffhanger and its kinda perverted but I wanted to try something new so sue me. @)_@
P.S. Thanks for all the feedback. I didn't know so many people read this story. Thanks!