Hey this is my first fic so go easy on me, ok. Well enjoy. Almost forgot, I don't own anything so don't waste your time suing me, it's not worth it.
A scream echoed through the Xavier's Institute for Higher Learning's hallways, causing everyone to run out of their rooms ready to kick some ass. It was about 2:00 in the morning so everyone was in their pj's.
"What was that?" Kitty asked to no one in particular.
"Holy Shit, it's too early to be fighting baddies." Logan almost wailed. Then Ororo slapped him, which definitely shut him up.
The x-men carefully went down the hall, being careful not to make any noise. Then Kurt stepped on Kitty's foot, causing her to shriek, it sounded something like, "eeew it's like totally a nasty totally icky mousey thingy."
Another scream rang out, it came from the bathroom. Rogue tried the door knob but it was locked, so Scott, who was just wearing his boxers, (ooh, drools at thought) knocks the door down with an optic blast.
The most of the x-men rush in to find Jean standing in front of the sink; she was frantically looking for something in the cabinet.
The bathroom looked like a war zone, there were things tossed all over (wait a second, was that what I think it was, eeww, wrongness). There were things floating all over the bathroom as well.
A flying hairbrush took Kurt out for the count with just one hit right between the eyes. Ororo had shaving cream squirted into her eyes and accidentally tripped over Kurt who then accidentally ported them into the swimming pool out back.
Then Logan screamed "Damn Fucken Sonuvabitch Piece of Shit." As two tampons attacked him, getting stuck, one in each nostril of his nose. He then ran out of the room screaming like a little girl.
Rogue's glove flew off and she accidentally touched Kitty, who passed out. Then Rogue screamed because she had images of happy little bunnies and flowers in her head instead of thoughts of Edgar Allen Poe and the color black. She ran out into the hallway, and into one of the rooms, where the rest of the x-men later found her trying on bright pink lipstick and such (shudders and almost screams).
The only people who are left standing are Jean, who is stilly flinging objects around the room frantically and (the oh so ever hot) Scott.
"What's wrong Jean." Scott yelled as a bottle of body lotion was thrown at his head, and he frantically dived out of the way. "Are you possessed or something again?"
Jean screams in frustration, chucking more feminine items around the room. Then all stops, the objects fall out of the air, pelting Scott mercilessly(poor Scott, I'll save you), but Jean put up a shield so everything just bounced off her.
She was too busy dabbing, ZIT CREAM on her face to notice the bruised and beaten Scott crawl out into the hall and pass out. She then turned around, shrugged and went back to bed.
THE END or is it?
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