By insanetoasters
Call Me Crazy Chapter 1: Why?
Says Alice, "I don't own InuYasha. If you don't know that already, you're a chowder head." Says Sango, "Just get on with the story." Says Alice, "Alright then." Miroku says, "Hi there!" Sango bashes him with a giant hammer.
Note: All of this is Sang's thoughts.
Why me? Why do I have to be the one to love him? After all he's done, I still love him. But, why? What does he do? What makes him so irresistible? I just can't understand.
Maybe it's the way he latches on to other girls, I know he does that to make me jealous, maybe it's the way he never seems to worry about anything, I don't know what it is. What I do know, is I'm hopelessly in love with some perverted monk.
Why couldn't this have happened to someone else? Doesn't fate think that my heart has suffered enough without adding Miroku into the mix? Call me crazy...but I love him.
Says Alice, "That's the End. I know it was short. Bye, chowder heads." Says Garrett, "That's my name!" Says Alice, "What?" Says Garrett, "Chowder heads!" Says Alice, "Fine. I don't own the phrase 'Chowder head' either." Says Garrett, "That's better."
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