By: KizuPL
A/N: Well... It's another story with a Naruto being a girl, but this time not for real... Sounds confusing? Then read.
Warning: Hmm... None (aside bad spelling...)? If I'm wrong correct me.
Disclaimer Now I'm really starting to hate this thing... Well... I don't own Naruto.
Summary: I hate it! Not being able to be myself! But how else can I live normally? (That should give you some ideas...)
Important: As usual: I'm not very good in writing in English, but I hope you will understand my story. If I made any mistakes please don't blame me too much. Please review, I would be very happy even if it would be an abuse.
Prologue...
Damn it, damn it, damn it!!! Damn it 1000 more times!
I hate it, I hate it, I absolutely hate it!
I hate it!
Not being able to be myself. But how else can I now live normally? Thanks to 'great battle'... I am dead. Yup. I've been officially declared dead. I -the future Hokage of this damn village- am supposed to be a corpse.
Dead.
Not alive.
A dead body.
According to the papers and common knowledge anyway.
But -hellooo- I am not. I am alive as much as possible. And I did not want to be declared dead. And who should I thank for this situation? Hokage - who else?! Who would think that her being Hokage could allow her to do so... Damn it one more time!
All I wanted was to live a normal life. To have friends, fun, etc. But not to be declared dead... Pain in ass really, but... Now when I'm dead... I can get a new life. I already have papers for it... They are quiet fine. Nice -made up- biography, story of my life, heritage, family -dead of course.
But why the hell...
Why in the fucking hell...
It had to be a...
Female?!
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Soo? How was it? I know it's very short, but you got 1st chapter with it so don't complain. And parings aren't decided yet so you can choose. I'm open for any ideas.