Bargin Basment Version.

A/N has anyone but i realized that most of the Characters on Star Ocean 3 resemble characters from the Final Fantasies and Chrono cross with a little bit of Golden Sun? i did... lol... so i decided to write a story based on what the heros do when they meet their clones...

Mwahahahahaha...

on the Planet Styx

"So Blair," Fayt asked, "Why did you call us here?"
"I just wanted to share something so intriguing that i thought you should all know about..."
"Go on, fool..." Albel growled, he always hated suspense."Well," The woman began, "it seems that the Time Gate was built for another purpose... i just wanted to warn you that you are not to touch the big red button..."
"What?" Roger said stupidly, "This one?" he said as he slammed his axe into the button... only one word could sum up how Blair felt...

"Shit..."

Before she could explain, there was a massive earthquake, Nel drew her daggers, "The executioners?" she said in alarm.
Large beams of light shot forth from the ground in front of our Heros, and from each, a differnent figure, A bluehaired boy with a red bandanna and chain mail in front of Fayt, a white haird man with a purple thong and halter top armor in front of Albel, a small girl with purple hair and a horn in front of Roger, a rat woman with a pink trenchcoat and spear if front Nel, a scholarly woman with blonde hair and a whip in front of Mirage, a shirtless man with a tatoo in front of Adray, A robed girl with aqua hair in front of Maria, a girl with short brown hair in summoner robes in front of Sophia, and a red haired large man in front of Cliff, who was beginning to feel left out.
"WHAT THE HELL?!?" they all said in unison. The skimply dressed man in purple looked around, "wheres victorias secrets? i was ALMOST there...curses..." he surveyed his surroundings and glared at the little purple haired girl, "ah Eiko, what happened? Surely this has nothing to do with Eidolons..." The girl, aptly named Eiko shoke her head. "What happened to our Gaia?" the rat woman asked.
"or weyward?" said the blue hairred girl and red haired man, "or Spira..." the shirtless man said, "i was just about to make fun of my son...Bwaha ha!" The girl in summoner robes shook her head.
Adray smiled, "FINALLY! someone who laughts like me! my names Adray!"
"i am Jecht! im the best blitzball player here" The scholarly woman closed her eyes and shrugged, it was obvious she was a teacher, "and this blitzball is?"
"Wha?" Jecht said in amazement, "A hot chic that isnt a fan?!? i must be getting old..."

"ENOUGH!" Blair yelled as she stomped her foot on the floor, everyone just staired, including the real Blair, who was staring at the blue clad woman with an eye patch. The scholarly woman closed her eyes and sighed, "That is not Blair, its Fujin, good luck if you want to try to talk to her, the most youll get is a shout and maybe a kick..." Fujin scowled, "RAGE!"
"Well..." the REAL blair began, "This dimention is a conglomerate of multiple other dimentions." Everyone, including the knowedgeable scholary lady, looked stupid, the only one who didnt change facial expression was the red hairred man, who alwasy looked stupid. Blair rolled her eyes, "in laymens terms, the previous creator took what he saw as the best elements from other dimentions and blended them together, of course in order to go around annoying copyright laws, he changed you all a bit..." she laughed nervously, "well... i have to go, i need to fix this bug... oh yeah, you cant get to far away from your clones, or youll trigger an intense time space Fujin" She said as she opened the time gate, Fujin leaped towards the gate, "JOY" and they were gone.
"Before we do anything, will anyone please tell me the location of the nearest monarch?" The purple clad man asked politely. Nel seemed suspicous, "If your a clone of Albel, you cant be good..." Albel and the man seemed alarmed, "Me? evil? Mwahahaha..." he laughed nurvously. "It just so happens that the only ones who may know how to restore order is to ask a knowledgeable monarch... im sure thats true in multiple dimentions..." The other clones seemed to nod in agreement. "By the way, you can call me Lord Kuja," the rat woman rolled her eyes, "Just kuja would suffice, i am Freya, honorable yet angsty dragon knight." The blue haired girl bowed, "My names Mia, from Imil," she said pleasntly, "And this is Garet, whose hopelessly stupid beyond all medical reason." she finished as she pointed to the Redharried man who was looking up cluelessly, "Guess what Mia?" he said stupidly, "were not in Vale anymore!" Mia rolled her eyes, "excuse me," she said as she pulled a mace from her pack as slammed it into Garets skull, "ouchie!" Garet said as he hit the floor, "Sometimes he can quite obnoxious..." she said as she laughed nurvously. Everyone else just stared.
"Ahem," The scholarly lady coughed as she got everyones attention, "My name is Quistis Trepe, i am an instructor from the Balamb Garden." She said impresivly. Cliff muttered to Fayt, "I wonder what kinda classes she teaches?" he said as he nodded towards her whip, Fayt giggled. Then he noticed his clone staring at him, "Whats your name?" he asked polietly. He didnt anwser.
"Hello?" Cliff said rudely, "he asked you a question!" Nel started at him, "its no use, hes a mute, he cant talk at all..."
Albel stiffled a laugh, "too bad we dont have too many of them in our dimention," refering to Cliff, who was crackling his knuckles, "huh?" he said stupidly. The Summoner girl walked up to them, "I have an idea, ill use my Scan..." she said as she casted the spell. "His name is...Serge, hes from El Nido, a place with dragons, evil cats and crazy clowns who flirt with heros and end up destroying the world!."
"Crazy clowns?" Sophia said nurvously, "theres only one of thoses in our Universe... uh oh..."

Moonbase

"oh la la, i am alive?" The Crimson Harlequin said as she came to. she was greeted with a horrible sight, "Merde sainte?" she said in alarm, "moi in Verde? non non non... What a dizpickable mirror!" Her "reflection" seemed to be taken aback, "I dont know what your talking about, eh? but ima not a mirror," Harle sighed, "tank ze godz, by ze way, where are we?"
...2 hours later...
"And thats our dimention in a nutshel, eh?" Harle blinked her eyes evily, "zo, you want your circuz to be knock ze audience dead, non?" Gonella nodded in accord. He was evil too, "got an idea, eh?"

"Oh hoh hoh do i...iz zere a killer dragon anywhere?"

Styx

"By the way, my names Yuna, im a summoner, from Spira." she bowed.

After our heros introduced themselves, Marietta and Selphie(from kingdom hearts) from the Diplo came and picked them up.
Then after much negotiation, they set corse to Elicoor II... where an new enemy was aiting them at Castle Aquaria...