Chapter 4

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(Seifer's POV)

Once Instructor went out of the room, I couldn't help but burst out in hysterical laughter. God, my heart almost stopped when she paused at the doorway. I thought that she'd discovered the joke! I should've known that even though she has an excellent brain, she could fail to even make the simplest deduction! Anyone would have guessed that he or she was being laughed at! Gosh, either she has an extremely warm butt or she'd been wriggling in the chair quite a fair bit! Usually one would only get a fairly small patch on their rear ends, but her's was gigantic! That patch was so bright, one could have sworn that the sun had just stuck itself onto her butt for god's sake. Wonder how long would it take for her to figure it out for herself and remove the awful patch from her end. Maybe I should continue the act as 'Thornby' and have more fun kidding around. Might be worth a try. Perhaps I should make a film of it just for the kicks!

************************************************** (Quistis' POV)

Oh no, here we go again. Another swarm of Trepies. Why can't they leave me alone anyway? If I could, I'd have gladly given this stupid fanclub to somebody else. Wish they'd put their energy into studying rather than me. I'd better just walk past them, it's the best way to avoid their 'onslaught'. Good I got past without an incident. Looks like they aren't so enthusiastic after all.

Sadly, that was not to be. Just as I was thinking of that happy thought, one of them stopped me. I'd expected a flow of requests for autographs but what I got was definitely unexpected. That young teenage girl blushed when I turned around and said 'Yes, what's the matter?' She spoke in a shy, stuttering voice, not daring to look at me. "Err. Good morning Instructor Trepe. ermm. perhaps you should go to the toilet and errmmm. take a look at your.errrmmm. rear end." Her face turned exceptionally red when she finished her sentence and finally ran off in embarrassment. Why are all the Trepies so shy anyway? Perhaps I should go to the toilet anyway, since I have to do something about my sanitary stuff. As I made my way there, a knot of people followed me. Is that the latest trend in the Garden? Stalking, laughing and pointing at Instructors? If that's the case, I seriously think that all the students in Balamb Garden needs to go to a mental institution. But they all seem perfectly fine to me.

It was only when I reached the toilet did I realise why there was so much laughter around me today! My menstration had leaked out of the pad and soaked into my new khaki skirt! At least, that was what I thought it was, until I touched it that is. It was red coloured chalk. Chalk? There isn't a single blackboard in the Garden so how can there possibly be chalk? Obviously even if one were to bring chalk to school, there would be no use for it. not unless the chalk was actually meant to be applied on my rear end! But which wretched b*st*rd/b*tch could have done it? Well, I can leave the investigating for later. Right now I've to get to my room and get myself out of this awful stained skirt! I swear to deal with that idiot once I find out who he or she is. I'm gonna make sure he or she would wish that she was never born. I'm really gonna kill him or her no matter the means. (Snarl)

******************************************************** It's reviewing time! Well, do u guys like the chapter? In the next chapter, Seifer will be in for some shit. A trick is gonna backfire on him! Sorry I took so long to update. Something happened (don't ask), disabling me from updating. But I've updated multiple chapters at one go as my apology. Thanks to the people who have updated so far, I really appreciate it. Harle^_^