Chapter 7
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters featured in this fic. Squaresoft does. (Sob.)
Note: This is not a mistake. This chapter is meant to set the "scene" for the lovey-dovey part of the fic. This is also where the other characters come in.
(Zell's POV @ the field exam)
*Yawn* Has Balamb Garden run out of instructors or something??? Too bad Instructor Ross had to get a hand dislocated, and Selphie was on a mission. Sigh, looks like I'd better get on with grading the cadets. Wonder if that freaking "Sorceress' Knight" is gonna pass this year. Well, he'd better obey the orders. He can't afford to fail this year because there isn't another chance for him. If he fails, that's the end of his dream of being a SeeD. Though I seriously dislike his attitude, but I would still feel sorry for him if he doesn't fulfil his dream. With all his talent for combat, it will be a pity if he doesn't end up as a SeeD. Should he ever become a colleague, I hope I won't end up with him on a mission. It will be hell. God, this team of cadets are so not up to the cut. I think they shouldn't have joined Garden in the first place. But perhaps, if they trained hard enough, they would be able to pass the SeeD exam. But they won't be the best in the field, that's for sure. Where's Irvine anyway? He should be here soon, unless of course, Team D is making a very slow process.
"Psst, Zell! God, I can't believe how lousy my team was! They were almost KO'd by a Geezard!"
"That explains why you were so slow. Quistis is in charge of Team A right?"
"I think so. Seifer is in that team. Hope he would pass this year. Not that you'd like it ehh, 'chicken wuss'."
"I'm NOT a chicken wuss. Though I hate that jerk, I still wish that he would pass. It would be a waste if he didn't."
"Hmm. I agree. However, he will be a colleague!"
"If that jerk really becomes our colleague, I wish that there was a way to make him a little bit nicer."
"Hmm. I think that he is like that because he doesn't have a girlfriend. I wonder why. It's not as though he can't find one, in fact, there are plenty of girls out there who adore him!"
"Are those girls crazy?"
"No. Say, why don't we match him up with a lady? That way, He'd be more pleasant. How about Quistis? I mean, she doesn't have a boyfriend."
*shudder* "I think not. What about Rinoa instead?"
"Fine, if you want Squall after your life that is."
"Errm. that means no. What about Selphie. errr. no. Well looks like we've got no choice but to match them up then."
"Fine, let's make a vow. I, Irvine Kinneas, will do my utmost best to bring Seifer Almasy and Quistis Trepe together. Should I fail, I'll will never be able to get Selphie's virginity. Your turn now, Zell."
"Sheesh, why of all things, you chose Selphie's virginity? Why do you have to make everything so perverted anyway?"
"That's the thing I think is the most precious. Hey, keep this a secret will you? She's gonna get my first, so I want her first too!"
"What? You mean you're still a.virgin? Hello, after all the pretense that you were extremely experienced in that area?"
"Alright, alright. Just keep that a secret okay? So, what's your vow on? Hotdogs or.whisper."
What I heard next left me with no choice but to go according to the plan. Oh my god, how did he know about that? I thought there wasn't anybody around when Xu and I.oh man. He's gonna use that to blackmail me. But hey, I've something on him too! As for the pairing up of that jerk and Quistis, I guess I just have to take it as though I'm helping them. Hey, there's nothing to lose and no harm would come to them.
############## It's reviewing time! #################
Hehe. Well, things are gonna get interesting real soon. I know Irvine and Zell make very odd cupids, but look out for for quite a fair bit of spills and blunders! Who said that humour couldn't co-exist with romance anyway? *evil laughter* Anyway, a big thank you to all those who have reviewed. I'll review for you, you do write fanfics, so please let moi know your pen names. Of course, for that you've gotta review for moi first! Harle^_^
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters featured in this fic. Squaresoft does. (Sob.)
Note: This is not a mistake. This chapter is meant to set the "scene" for the lovey-dovey part of the fic. This is also where the other characters come in.
(Zell's POV @ the field exam)
*Yawn* Has Balamb Garden run out of instructors or something??? Too bad Instructor Ross had to get a hand dislocated, and Selphie was on a mission. Sigh, looks like I'd better get on with grading the cadets. Wonder if that freaking "Sorceress' Knight" is gonna pass this year. Well, he'd better obey the orders. He can't afford to fail this year because there isn't another chance for him. If he fails, that's the end of his dream of being a SeeD. Though I seriously dislike his attitude, but I would still feel sorry for him if he doesn't fulfil his dream. With all his talent for combat, it will be a pity if he doesn't end up as a SeeD. Should he ever become a colleague, I hope I won't end up with him on a mission. It will be hell. God, this team of cadets are so not up to the cut. I think they shouldn't have joined Garden in the first place. But perhaps, if they trained hard enough, they would be able to pass the SeeD exam. But they won't be the best in the field, that's for sure. Where's Irvine anyway? He should be here soon, unless of course, Team D is making a very slow process.
"Psst, Zell! God, I can't believe how lousy my team was! They were almost KO'd by a Geezard!"
"That explains why you were so slow. Quistis is in charge of Team A right?"
"I think so. Seifer is in that team. Hope he would pass this year. Not that you'd like it ehh, 'chicken wuss'."
"I'm NOT a chicken wuss. Though I hate that jerk, I still wish that he would pass. It would be a waste if he didn't."
"Hmm. I agree. However, he will be a colleague!"
"If that jerk really becomes our colleague, I wish that there was a way to make him a little bit nicer."
"Hmm. I think that he is like that because he doesn't have a girlfriend. I wonder why. It's not as though he can't find one, in fact, there are plenty of girls out there who adore him!"
"Are those girls crazy?"
"No. Say, why don't we match him up with a lady? That way, He'd be more pleasant. How about Quistis? I mean, she doesn't have a boyfriend."
*shudder* "I think not. What about Rinoa instead?"
"Fine, if you want Squall after your life that is."
"Errm. that means no. What about Selphie. errr. no. Well looks like we've got no choice but to match them up then."
"Fine, let's make a vow. I, Irvine Kinneas, will do my utmost best to bring Seifer Almasy and Quistis Trepe together. Should I fail, I'll will never be able to get Selphie's virginity. Your turn now, Zell."
"Sheesh, why of all things, you chose Selphie's virginity? Why do you have to make everything so perverted anyway?"
"That's the thing I think is the most precious. Hey, keep this a secret will you? She's gonna get my first, so I want her first too!"
"What? You mean you're still a.virgin? Hello, after all the pretense that you were extremely experienced in that area?"
"Alright, alright. Just keep that a secret okay? So, what's your vow on? Hotdogs or.whisper."
What I heard next left me with no choice but to go according to the plan. Oh my god, how did he know about that? I thought there wasn't anybody around when Xu and I.oh man. He's gonna use that to blackmail me. But hey, I've something on him too! As for the pairing up of that jerk and Quistis, I guess I just have to take it as though I'm helping them. Hey, there's nothing to lose and no harm would come to them.
############## It's reviewing time! #################
Hehe. Well, things are gonna get interesting real soon. I know Irvine and Zell make very odd cupids, but look out for for quite a fair bit of spills and blunders! Who said that humour couldn't co-exist with romance anyway? *evil laughter* Anyway, a big thank you to all those who have reviewed. I'll review for you, you do write fanfics, so please let moi know your pen names. Of course, for that you've gotta review for moi first! Harle^_^