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This is just a bit of fun. I was listening to the Mamma Mia soundtrack and this idea popped into my head. Enjoy.
The song is: Does you mother know? By Abba
Mina Harker stood on the deck of the Nautilus watching the sea speed by. Tom gently let down his gun and walked over to her.
'Mrs Harker…..' he started
Mina spun round and silenced him with a finger on his lips.
Mina: 'You're so hot, teasing me
So you're blue but I can't take a chance on a kid like you
That's something I couldn't do
There's that look in your eyes
I can read in your face that your feelings are driving you wild
Ah, but boy you're only a child'
Skinner: (Appearing out of nowhere) 'Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh'
Mina: 'Well I can dance with you honey
If you think it's funny
Does Aunt Polly know that you're out?
And I can chat with you baby
Flirt a little maybe
Does Aunt Polly know that you're out?'
Tom looks shocked
Mina: 'Take it easy
Skinner: (appearing from behind Mina on her left) 'Take it easy'
Mina: 'Better slow down boy
That's no way to go
Does Aunt Polly know?
Take it easy
Skinner: 'appearing from behind Mina on her right) 'Take it easy'
Mina: 'Try to cool it boy
Take it nice and slow
Does Aunt Polly know?
Tom opens his mouth to speak but Mina continues.
Mina: 'I can see what you want
But you seem pretty young to be searching for that kind of fun
So maybe I'm not the one
Now you're so cute, I like your style
And I know what you mean when you give me a flash of that smile'
Skinner: 'smile'
Mina: 'But boy you're only a child
Well I can dance with you honey
If you think it's funny
Does Aunt Polly know that you're out?
And I can chat with you baby
Flirt a little maybe
Does Aunt Polly know that you're out?'
Mina: 'Take it easy
Skinner: 'Take it easy'
Mina: 'Better slow down boy
That's no way to go
Does Aunt Polly know?
Take it easy '
Skinner: 'Take it easy'
Mina: 'Try to cool it boy
Take it nice and slow
Does Aunt Polly know?'
Mina: (Spoken) 'Well I can dance with you honey
If you think it's funny
Does Aunt Polly know that you're out?
And I can chat with you baby
Flirt a little maybe
Does Aunt Polly know that you're out?
Mina: (Normal) 'Your young and sweet and that just doesn't do it for me.'
She turns and walks off.
Skinner: 'Nice try mate.'
He walks off leaving Tom standing on the deck looking shocked and confused.
'No need to stand there catching flies, come and shoot boy.' Calls Quatermain.