Their parents died and the two young elf children were mysteriously found
in Hobbiton. And they ensnared a new family, The Tooks and the Brandybucks!
Merry and Pippin to be exact! Now, Merry and Pippin never really noticed
anything peculiar about these two young female "hobbits". They some how
missed the fact that they were really elves.
Of course, all the other hobbits in Hobbiton knew the two girls to be elves, but they failed to mention it to Merry and Pippin. Anyway, the two young teenage elves grew up in Hobbiton, convinced that they were hobbits.
The slightly older of the two (only older by a day) was name Idril! Idril had all the appearances of an elf and long straight brown hair. Her blue piercing eyes made her stand out even more in Hobbiton. Then again, it was hard to hide the fact that she was an elf. Idril was found on Pippin's door step when she was younger. Pippin took her in and thought of her as his new friend!
Next door to Pippin and Idril, lived Merry Brandybuck. At the same time that Pippin discovered Idril, Merry had found Lessien. Lessien had wavy brown and the same piercing blue eyes that Idril had. Since, all elves have blue eyes, duh!
Merry and Pippin were more like older brothers to the two girls than anything else. Being raised by Merry and Pippin, they learned to do nothing besides reeking havoc in Hobbiton.
These two elves weren't exactly the brightest crayons in the box. See let's begin with how Idril was raised. When say that "Pippin took her in as a new friend" we seriously met. He was convinced that she was half dog half hobbit. So when he "took her in as a new friend" he trained her like one would train a puppy.
"Now, here's the newspaper. This will be your place to do your business, okay, doggie?" he would say to her.
Idril didn't know any better, but the only hobbit type of interactions she learned, she learned them because of Merry. If it weren't for Merry, Pippin would have made her stay outside at night and make her go through doggie doors. And she'd probably think she was a dog. Lucky for her, Merry explained to Pippin that Idril was not a puppy and that he couldn't just keep her in the shed. So Pippin let her out the shed.
Now, let's go take a look at how Lessien was raised. When Merry first picked her up, Pippin jumped out of the shadows and scared him half to death causing Merry to drop Lessien on her head. So for the first half of her life so far, she thought she was a blade of grass. It wasn't until she was trying to fly in the wind as a blade of grass that she had hit a tree and woke up realizing that she was not a blade of grass, but of a hobbit of course!
So, basically, it was all Pippin's fault that the two elves were not so right in the head. So their entire life in Hobbiton, revolved around playing pranks on everyone and for the elves everything.
"Well, Pip, looks like you officially screwed them up." Merry said sarcastically to Pippin as they watched the two elves study a leave that fell from the tree.
Pippin looked to Merry in a confused way and said, "I'm actually proud of who they have become! They are the best pets I've ever owned!"
Merry raised a brow at his dim-witted friend and said, "They're not pets!"
Pippin sighed and shook his sadly at Merry and said, "I hate when you go through these moments of insanity, Merry."
And that's pretty much how everyday was lived between them. Just then Merry glanced over at the two young elves and saw them tying a string to the stem of the dead leaf.
"What do you suppose that mean?" Merry asked almost afraid to hear the answer.
Pippin smiled proudly, "They learned that from me! They had a pet when they were young. I think it was hamster. It died and they cried, so I lied! I said it's not dead! It's still very lively! Then I put a leash on it and told them to run and have fun in-"
"Okay okay! I get it! In the sun! Now when exactly did this happen?" Merry asked.
"Well you were away." Pippin answered.
Merry was extremely confused and so asked, "Away where?"
"Um, in the garden?" Pippin replied, making it sound more like a question.
Merry scolded, "I thought we agreed that we would discuss getting a pet before we just went out a bought one!"
Pippin shrugged.
Merry asked curiously, "And long did this thing live exactly?"
"About 10 minutes, maybe 15 minutes tops." Pippin replied like it happened everyday.
Merry was in shock and asked, "WHAT DID YOU DO TO IT?!"
"Well I told the girls about the story of the Ringwraiths and how they were trying to kill us! So, they decided to play Ringwraiths chasing you, Merry!" Pippin explained.
Merry was horrified because Pippin was saying it as if it should an honor, "I was the hamster?! I WAS THE DEAD RODENT?!"
Pippin shook his head laughing saying, "Oh no, merry! You were not the dead rodent, you were the dead Merry! Get it? You see, sometimes, Hobbits die. I know its sad, but you have to accept these things."
"IT WAS A RODENT!" Merry yelled.
Pippin nodded humoring Merry, trying to look smart, "Suuuure, Merry."
Right then and there, Merry just gave up.
One day as Idril and Lessien were playing Ringwraiths, Lessien ran behind a tree and came out on the other side and saw Idril as the Ringwraith! Immediately, she forgot that they were playing Ringwraiths and began running aimlessly into the wild. Now, Idril saw Lessien the Ringwraith screaming and running away so she gathered her courage and ran after it. The two screaming elves ran through the area as fast as they could, which was really fast considering that they made it to Rivendell in one day.
As Lessien reached Rivendell, she stopped and stared at it, with a little drool beginning to descend from her mouth. Idril finally caught up with her and stood next to her, oblivious to the fact that they were the only Ringwraiths in the world that were chasing each other.
They began to explore Rivendell and stumbled upon a room where they found an elf.
"Look, Idril, a real live elf!" Lessien exclaimed.
Arwen turned her attention to the two elves that had just entered. "Who are you?" she asked them.
The two elves look at each other and then back to Arwen and Idril said, "We're hobbits from.well.where are we from again?"
"Hobbiton or The Shire, something like that." Lessien suggested.
There was a sudden realization in Arwen's face. She smiled at them and said, "You two aren't hobbits!"
"Yes we are, crazy lady!" Lessien protested.
Arwen looks at them in confusion. Out of nowhere Lessien and Idril run madly in circles screaming like Ringwraiths, or at least their best impression of one. With all the noise and commotion, Elrond had come to see what was going on. He stared at the two little elves running in circles in Ringwraith costumes and even screeching like them. He raised one of his funny looking eyebrows and looked to Arwen for some sort of answer.
"Remember Arminas' kids that we found out were living in Hobbiton with Merry and Pippin?" Arwen asked her father.
Elrond nods and says, "These two dim-whits are them?"
"No! They're not dim-whits!" Arwen defending them.
They both glanced down at the elves, who were still running in those Ringwraith circles. Suddenly, that collided into one another and now laid on the floor staring at the ceiling.
Elrond raises his eyebrow yet again and questions, "Are they sleeping or something?"
Arwen and Elrond get really close to the two elves' faces. Suddenly Lessien and Idril screamed as loud as they could, scaring the sh*t out of the two older elves.
Then the two young elves jumped up and ran out the room giggling.
"You were saying?" Elrond continued with Arwen.
Aragorn was sitting on a bench at the end of his bed, reading a book quietly in his own room. He looked up toward his closed door, and thought that perhaps he had heard something move outside it.
As soon as Aragorn had looked back to his book, his door swung open to two screaming elf children.
"THE RINGWRAITH!" Lessien began.
"IT'S RIGHT BEHIND US! KILL IT! KILL IT!" Idril yelled from onto of Aragorn's bed.
Elrond was soon to enter and he explained, "Children, calm down! I merely wanted to offer you some food!"
"NEVER!!! NO! YOU HAVE POISONED IT!" Idril yelled throwing a pillow at Elrond.
Lessien leaped off the bed and landed on the floor below yelling, "LOOK! HE HAS KILLED ME!"
Idril flings herself onto Aragorn's back and yells, "SAVE ME!"
Aragorn grabs the child clinging to his back and says, "He's not a Ringwraith and he hasn't poisoned your food."
"Sure! That's what he wants you to believe!" Idril suggested.
Lessien lifts her head up from the floor and yells, "IT'S A CONSPIRACY!"
"Would you two mind not yelling?" Elrond queried.
The two of them answered at the same time, "NAH!"
Just then, Legolas and Arwen happened to be passing on by the room. That's when Elrond got an idea.
"Legolas, get them up!" Aragorn ordered.
Legolas obeyed without any complaint. He helped the two youngings to their feet.
"Oh, Legolas, I just had a thought. How about you go take these too back home? I'm sure they miss their Merry and Pippin." Elrond suggested making it sound more like a command than an option.
Legolas looked to Elrond with a face of 'do I have too?'
Arwen begged, "Please, Legolas!"
And Legolas was not going to be difficult and have them have to beg him. So he agreed.
"How hard can it be?" Legolas asked.
Author's Note: DUN DUN DUN! What is in store for our beloved Legolas?! DUN DUN DUN! Uhhh..umm... DUN DUN DUN! Okay! So this is chapter! Please read and reviews! Thanks so much!
Of course, all the other hobbits in Hobbiton knew the two girls to be elves, but they failed to mention it to Merry and Pippin. Anyway, the two young teenage elves grew up in Hobbiton, convinced that they were hobbits.
The slightly older of the two (only older by a day) was name Idril! Idril had all the appearances of an elf and long straight brown hair. Her blue piercing eyes made her stand out even more in Hobbiton. Then again, it was hard to hide the fact that she was an elf. Idril was found on Pippin's door step when she was younger. Pippin took her in and thought of her as his new friend!
Next door to Pippin and Idril, lived Merry Brandybuck. At the same time that Pippin discovered Idril, Merry had found Lessien. Lessien had wavy brown and the same piercing blue eyes that Idril had. Since, all elves have blue eyes, duh!
Merry and Pippin were more like older brothers to the two girls than anything else. Being raised by Merry and Pippin, they learned to do nothing besides reeking havoc in Hobbiton.
These two elves weren't exactly the brightest crayons in the box. See let's begin with how Idril was raised. When say that "Pippin took her in as a new friend" we seriously met. He was convinced that she was half dog half hobbit. So when he "took her in as a new friend" he trained her like one would train a puppy.
"Now, here's the newspaper. This will be your place to do your business, okay, doggie?" he would say to her.
Idril didn't know any better, but the only hobbit type of interactions she learned, she learned them because of Merry. If it weren't for Merry, Pippin would have made her stay outside at night and make her go through doggie doors. And she'd probably think she was a dog. Lucky for her, Merry explained to Pippin that Idril was not a puppy and that he couldn't just keep her in the shed. So Pippin let her out the shed.
Now, let's go take a look at how Lessien was raised. When Merry first picked her up, Pippin jumped out of the shadows and scared him half to death causing Merry to drop Lessien on her head. So for the first half of her life so far, she thought she was a blade of grass. It wasn't until she was trying to fly in the wind as a blade of grass that she had hit a tree and woke up realizing that she was not a blade of grass, but of a hobbit of course!
So, basically, it was all Pippin's fault that the two elves were not so right in the head. So their entire life in Hobbiton, revolved around playing pranks on everyone and for the elves everything.
"Well, Pip, looks like you officially screwed them up." Merry said sarcastically to Pippin as they watched the two elves study a leave that fell from the tree.
Pippin looked to Merry in a confused way and said, "I'm actually proud of who they have become! They are the best pets I've ever owned!"
Merry raised a brow at his dim-witted friend and said, "They're not pets!"
Pippin sighed and shook his sadly at Merry and said, "I hate when you go through these moments of insanity, Merry."
And that's pretty much how everyday was lived between them. Just then Merry glanced over at the two young elves and saw them tying a string to the stem of the dead leaf.
"What do you suppose that mean?" Merry asked almost afraid to hear the answer.
Pippin smiled proudly, "They learned that from me! They had a pet when they were young. I think it was hamster. It died and they cried, so I lied! I said it's not dead! It's still very lively! Then I put a leash on it and told them to run and have fun in-"
"Okay okay! I get it! In the sun! Now when exactly did this happen?" Merry asked.
"Well you were away." Pippin answered.
Merry was extremely confused and so asked, "Away where?"
"Um, in the garden?" Pippin replied, making it sound more like a question.
Merry scolded, "I thought we agreed that we would discuss getting a pet before we just went out a bought one!"
Pippin shrugged.
Merry asked curiously, "And long did this thing live exactly?"
"About 10 minutes, maybe 15 minutes tops." Pippin replied like it happened everyday.
Merry was in shock and asked, "WHAT DID YOU DO TO IT?!"
"Well I told the girls about the story of the Ringwraiths and how they were trying to kill us! So, they decided to play Ringwraiths chasing you, Merry!" Pippin explained.
Merry was horrified because Pippin was saying it as if it should an honor, "I was the hamster?! I WAS THE DEAD RODENT?!"
Pippin shook his head laughing saying, "Oh no, merry! You were not the dead rodent, you were the dead Merry! Get it? You see, sometimes, Hobbits die. I know its sad, but you have to accept these things."
"IT WAS A RODENT!" Merry yelled.
Pippin nodded humoring Merry, trying to look smart, "Suuuure, Merry."
Right then and there, Merry just gave up.
One day as Idril and Lessien were playing Ringwraiths, Lessien ran behind a tree and came out on the other side and saw Idril as the Ringwraith! Immediately, she forgot that they were playing Ringwraiths and began running aimlessly into the wild. Now, Idril saw Lessien the Ringwraith screaming and running away so she gathered her courage and ran after it. The two screaming elves ran through the area as fast as they could, which was really fast considering that they made it to Rivendell in one day.
As Lessien reached Rivendell, she stopped and stared at it, with a little drool beginning to descend from her mouth. Idril finally caught up with her and stood next to her, oblivious to the fact that they were the only Ringwraiths in the world that were chasing each other.
They began to explore Rivendell and stumbled upon a room where they found an elf.
"Look, Idril, a real live elf!" Lessien exclaimed.
Arwen turned her attention to the two elves that had just entered. "Who are you?" she asked them.
The two elves look at each other and then back to Arwen and Idril said, "We're hobbits from.well.where are we from again?"
"Hobbiton or The Shire, something like that." Lessien suggested.
There was a sudden realization in Arwen's face. She smiled at them and said, "You two aren't hobbits!"
"Yes we are, crazy lady!" Lessien protested.
Arwen looks at them in confusion. Out of nowhere Lessien and Idril run madly in circles screaming like Ringwraiths, or at least their best impression of one. With all the noise and commotion, Elrond had come to see what was going on. He stared at the two little elves running in circles in Ringwraith costumes and even screeching like them. He raised one of his funny looking eyebrows and looked to Arwen for some sort of answer.
"Remember Arminas' kids that we found out were living in Hobbiton with Merry and Pippin?" Arwen asked her father.
Elrond nods and says, "These two dim-whits are them?"
"No! They're not dim-whits!" Arwen defending them.
They both glanced down at the elves, who were still running in those Ringwraith circles. Suddenly, that collided into one another and now laid on the floor staring at the ceiling.
Elrond raises his eyebrow yet again and questions, "Are they sleeping or something?"
Arwen and Elrond get really close to the two elves' faces. Suddenly Lessien and Idril screamed as loud as they could, scaring the sh*t out of the two older elves.
Then the two young elves jumped up and ran out the room giggling.
"You were saying?" Elrond continued with Arwen.
Aragorn was sitting on a bench at the end of his bed, reading a book quietly in his own room. He looked up toward his closed door, and thought that perhaps he had heard something move outside it.
As soon as Aragorn had looked back to his book, his door swung open to two screaming elf children.
"THE RINGWRAITH!" Lessien began.
"IT'S RIGHT BEHIND US! KILL IT! KILL IT!" Idril yelled from onto of Aragorn's bed.
Elrond was soon to enter and he explained, "Children, calm down! I merely wanted to offer you some food!"
"NEVER!!! NO! YOU HAVE POISONED IT!" Idril yelled throwing a pillow at Elrond.
Lessien leaped off the bed and landed on the floor below yelling, "LOOK! HE HAS KILLED ME!"
Idril flings herself onto Aragorn's back and yells, "SAVE ME!"
Aragorn grabs the child clinging to his back and says, "He's not a Ringwraith and he hasn't poisoned your food."
"Sure! That's what he wants you to believe!" Idril suggested.
Lessien lifts her head up from the floor and yells, "IT'S A CONSPIRACY!"
"Would you two mind not yelling?" Elrond queried.
The two of them answered at the same time, "NAH!"
Just then, Legolas and Arwen happened to be passing on by the room. That's when Elrond got an idea.
"Legolas, get them up!" Aragorn ordered.
Legolas obeyed without any complaint. He helped the two youngings to their feet.
"Oh, Legolas, I just had a thought. How about you go take these too back home? I'm sure they miss their Merry and Pippin." Elrond suggested making it sound more like a command than an option.
Legolas looked to Elrond with a face of 'do I have too?'
Arwen begged, "Please, Legolas!"
And Legolas was not going to be difficult and have them have to beg him. So he agreed.
"How hard can it be?" Legolas asked.
Author's Note: DUN DUN DUN! What is in store for our beloved Legolas?! DUN DUN DUN! Uhhh..umm... DUN DUN DUN! Okay! So this is chapter! Please read and reviews! Thanks so much!